[Closed] do you use soap?

I only use soap to wash my hands. Controversial I know.

Nobody's ever commented on it. But I don't have many friends so who knows?

Worst haiku ever.

I use a space bar.

Your posts read like really shit song lyrics.

[img] [/img]

you know DrJ, this really is the weirdest troll account I've ever seen.

🙂

Busted!

Heh 🙂

troll?

you know DrJ, this really is the weirdest troll account I've ever seen.

But
the line indenting
Is quite aesthetically pleasing
To me.

Worst haiku ever

Agreed.

For balance, a perchypanther original haiku on the subject of soap......

[i]Imperial soap,

Faded, red, paper label

A jail for stray pubes[/i]

Busted!

I can't take the credit. Busted by a colleague back on the 7th, I think right on his first post. We let it run a) to be more certain and b) out of morbid curiosity.

Dr J busted
Some poor form in his haiku
Gave the game away

Busted by a colleague... I think right on his first post.

Quite the scrutineer, then.

Scary...

I wandered lonely
as a cloud
washing myself
in shower gel

Money's tight
I bought some
soap
does the same job
but cheaper

______________________

2 nuns in a bath
"where's the soap?"
"yes, it does rather, doesn't it!"

I have been scammed ,bought a package of imperial leather but when I opened it there was no leather in it at all.

2 nuns in a bath
"where's the soap?"
"yes, it does rather, doesn't it!"

GTFO...!

Quite the scrutineer, then.

Scary...

Just checked back. Tell a lie, it wasn't his first post, it was his fifth. Standards are slipping.

(-:

I have been scammed ,bought a package of imperial leather but when I opened it there was no leather in it at all.

I fell for that too. When I got it home it turned out to be metric.

teasel - Member

GTFO...!

Hmmm, let me guess....

G Girlfrieeeeennnnnd....
T That's
F Effffin'
O Oarsome?

Thanks.

Full body Swarfega,it's the only thing that does the job.
Buy in bulk FTW

[img] [/img]

I'm guessing the posts have been put through an enigma machine. All we need is the day book.

a tribute troll account
to a singular poster
perhaps the troll is one of the previously [i]banished[/i]?

(was it TSY?)

Perhaps he's turned into MrH for a bit. DrJ will return shortly, I believe.

[img] [/img]

It's an interesting question, sometimes I feel it's the soap using me

simple non scented soap for washing in shower.

keeps the midges and the mozzies away 😉

Liquid soap for hand washing though im afraid - mrs tells me a soap bar is unhygienic....

DrJ multiple trolling accounts ? 😐

mrs tells me a soap bar is unhygienic....

Only if you have a nun in the house.

mrs tells me a soap bar is unhygienic....

Incidentally, she knows what soap does, right? What it's raison d'etre is?

Soap can contain a lot of bacteria - but only the ones that get from your body onto the bar. especially so if you have a bar that has dried out and cracks. This is why we no longer use bars of soap in hospitals for handwashing.

Personally I use simple soap only at home. Shampoo occasionally for my hair.

Trail rat - ask her about the plunger bit you put your hand on - does she sterilise that?

I'm sure she does know Cougar but what you are missing is that you need a second bar to wash the first and a third to wash the second and a fourth to wash the third and this just goes on and on and on. You need to think these things through properly, obviously trail rat's wife is leagues ahead of you in the logic department.

question was not
what did you rationally decide
to do
but
did you do something apparently on a whim
but then suspect
you'd been manipulated
somehow

Soap can contain a lot of bacteria - but only the ones that get from your body onto the bar. especially so if you have a bar that has dried out and cracks. This is why we no longer use bars of soap in hospitals for handwashing.

Antibacterial soap?

Sheesh, do I have to think of everything?

I'm sure she does know Cougar but what you are missing is that you need a second bar to wash the first and a third to wash the second and a fourth to wash the third and this just goes on and on and on.

Not at all, I very nearly asked whether she had some disinfectant for the toilet bleach bottle. But didn't want to push my luck.

Someone posted on the forum about soap
The mods having given him some rope
It all got exceedingly silly
With posts about washing one's willy
But at least it wasn't an argument about dope

Antibacterial soap breeds
antibacterial resistant
bacteria
leading to death of
humanity

Spent six months working in a soap factory in my youth. As a result of that I won't use the stuff. Basically caustic soda and animal fat with some perfume and colour added. Shower gel and hand wash all the way for me. Probably just as bad, but no first hand experience of making them though.

Full body Swarfega,it's the only thing that does the job.
Buy in bulk FTW

percy your "haiku" has no kigo (reference to a season)

6/10 must try harder.

Best of a bad bunch though and certainly not the worst ever.

.....and your attempt at spelling my username has no "h".

4/10 must try harderer 😉

Everyone's a critic.

I usually just rub my arse with a brick in the local stream