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This has probably been done umpteen times before so apologies..
I was suddenly reminded that STW is also an abbreviation for something else. We used to use that abbreviation all the time as teenagers..
Made me laugh anyway.
School To Work?
Stiffness to Weight?
Save the Whales?
Explain.
do tell....
😕
my minds drawing a complete blank
Ummm.... oh yeah 😮
Edit: hmm the one that came to mind is not in the free dictionary!
Sex Trade Worker?
Sir Terry Wogan?
EDIT: Ah!
NSFW
nah, Too many letters mate
ahhhhhhhhhhhh
boooobies 
boooobies
Yes, that's the one i was thinking of 😆
Realman quality link
There are two versions "North" and "South". The view for the lady is rather poor in the South version.
😀
Lady Guinevere told King Arthur, you shall get your soapy t*t w**k good Sir, but Southwards, I don't want skid marks on mine stomach. 😆
"But verily m'lady," replied the good King, "thou shalt have a necklace of finest pearl! Forsooth, etc."
Does anyone live in St Weonards?
Occasionally I'll google STW to get here. Severn Trent Water and St Weonards and around: Churches and Communities Home Page are on the 1st set of results.
I imagine it's very pretty and quite twee, possibly near Shrewsbury. I might find out...
Near Hereford. Looks alright, but not very pretty, and usually overcast according to google images:
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sewage treatment works - plenty of cr*p spouted on here that's for sure!
I always thought the hanger where a shop keeps it's vests was a Singlet Rack.
You're still a virgin arent you.
I also often wonder if Fi Glover even [i]likes[/i] figs.