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superb!


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:29 pm
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๐Ÿ˜†

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Posted : 27/07/2012 9:29 pm
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My dog is confused by my laughter!


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:29 pm
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!!!


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:29 pm
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the queens gonna light the flame with her jetpack!


 
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Brilliant. Just brilliant.


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:29 pm
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My 9 year old thinks queenie just jumped...


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:30 pm
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Danny did good very good


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:30 pm
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Is that the queen's mate taking her picture?


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:31 pm
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En France wtf


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:31 pm
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Wish I had a spliff...


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:31 pm
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Good on her I wouldn't jump out of a helicopter at her age.


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:31 pm
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No idea what the hell is going on but enjoying it.


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:32 pm
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Wish I had a spliff...

+1

Me and my good behaviour. I may mix a martini if theres a dull bit, but that doesn't seem likely at the mo.


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:32 pm
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This is just brilliant

Love it ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:33 pm
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So needs the 'sweary northerners' to ride down that hill.
whilst swearing.


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:33 pm
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Not embarrassing just surreal


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:33 pm
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Hope the get the flag the right way up.


 
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Simply Wonderful!


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:33 pm
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Blimey I never knew it had more verses


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:34 pm
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Best rendition of the anthem ever


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:34 pm
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Brilliant but just legitamised the wearing of pyjamas at any time ๐Ÿ™‚


 
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Deaf kids - tick.

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Posted : 27/07/2012 9:34 pm
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Garrett, are you listening


 
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Tubular bells!!


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:34 pm
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Lot's of "brilliants" does that mean that Danny Boyle is British?

Edit: It really is brilliant, love the dancing nurses


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:35 pm
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Wish I had a spliff...

Here ya go man, it's a Camden carrot, plenty to go round


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:35 pm
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Boyle has done a f-king amazing job

Oh yeah, hello Mitt Romney, are you there?


 
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superb so far


 
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Even had the dambusters !!!


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:36 pm
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What's with all the announcements in French?


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:36 pm
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I have no idea what is happening but then I'm not from London. Obviously you cosmopolitan types will get it and it's artistic merit.


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:36 pm
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I'm speechless, very very good, gets better


 
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That kids not ill


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:37 pm
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When's the bit coming where all the nurses line up to kick David Cameron in the nuts as he pulls the plug?


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:37 pm
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Does HMRC get a section next


 
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Golly gosh

Love it ๐Ÿ™‚


 
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I hope the benny hill them tune is in there somewhere...


 
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Was this bit supposed to be G4S


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:37 pm
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What is the dancing Nhs bit about?


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:38 pm
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Big queues in London A and E tonight


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:38 pm
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Never mind the French announcements, why are they before the English? Is our first was English, non?


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:38 pm
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IOC Based in luserrne (spelt wrong) in switzerland, french part... Hence french is the olympic language..... I think


 
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LOL Mr C


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:38 pm
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DVLA


 
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It's still WTF..... But I'm now thinking, maybe in a good way ! ( or I might just be a bit drunk)


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:38 pm
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[i]That kids not ill
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Kangerooitis you insensitive oaf


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:39 pm
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Is our first was English, non?

Absobloodylutely.


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:39 pm
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I think TJ has just become Danny Boyle's biggest fan ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:39 pm
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We want Clangers


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:39 pm
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Hello Dave...


 
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Enjoying it a lot.

Also, this is turning out to be a pretty funny thread. Good work.


 
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We're off to never never land......... Metallica


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:40 pm
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definately got better and hes a fan of the NHS too!


 
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What's with all the announcements in French?

Isn't French the 'offical' language of the Olympics - blame Coubertin.


 
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Jawas?


 
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Nhs bit is wierd.


 
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Its WTF level 2


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:40 pm
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The Tories are coming!


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:41 pm
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He's a big fella


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:41 pm
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Oldfield miming on his prs


 
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My 6 year old just keeps asking what is going on. I don't know!


 
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Erm, is that Michael Ball on guitar?!


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:42 pm
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Me old bamboo (that's not code by the way)


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:42 pm
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aaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh

trevor nelson, just shut up....


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:42 pm
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Oh hello naughty nanny


 
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Who mentioned Mary Poppins earlier?!!


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:42 pm
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NHS?

Why the mechanics of a society?

When I see architecture I dont marvel over the ducts or wiring!


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:43 pm
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and we are back to mordor (nhs is a bit like mordor in basingstoke)


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:43 pm
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more wine


 
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IOC Based in luserrne (spelt wrong) in switzerland, french part... Hence french is the olympic language..... I think
Ah, I see...so not simply to rub the Froggies noses in it because Paris isn't hosting ๐Ÿ˜€


 
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Ah, the nasty men have gone.

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trevor nelson, just shut up....

red button, turn it off... same with online


 
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Nelson talking utter bolx, but Mary Poppins saves the day. Go Mary. Go Mary.


 
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Poppinses, faahsends of 'em!


 
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I think I'm having the best (or worst) acid flashback. Glowing beds, dancing nurses, and a giant black melty witch thing.

Oh and now lots of mary poppins I think. WTMF ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


 
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So looking forward to reading the worlds press tomorrow morning

Bizarre beyond belief and you would never think the UK is bordering on bankruptcy


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:43 pm
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Trev Nelson is the embarrassing bit. "natural rhythm?" shut up!


 
Posted : 27/07/2012 9:44 pm
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I wish I had one in my hand !!!!!!


 
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Did Trout do the lighting?


 
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