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At least it's his own ear.

Is your issue that you'd like him to stick it in your ear instead or that you'd like to lick it for him?

Wet willie???

At least it's his own ear

And he's putting it in his own mouth. At least be grateful for that.

Some people just have a list for life, I suppose.

And it's his finger. Could be worse.

Is it? I read that as he was licking/sucking his own ear and I was impressed

A guy who puts his finger in his ear and then sucks/licks it

I'm impressed by anyone who can get their tongue round to their ear, does he do yoga? I've been trying for the past 15 minutes, get it it half way up my cheek but that's it.

Cheek?

Yep definitely cheek

I sit next to man who sits with his headphones tunelessly whistling the same tune over and over again, or he looks up such edifying medical websites as " fear of exploding capillaries " and sighs audibly , where do you get them tazers ?

Is it his breakfast?

I sit next to man who sits with his headphones tunelessly whistling the same tune over and over again

Are you sat next to me?

I was deployed and living with someone with such poor personal hygiene and objectionable character that I waited until the hottest part of the day (somewhere near the equator), took one of his custard creams and used it to soak up the sweat from my bum crack before putting it back in the packet.

Dunking.

I was deployed and living with someone with such poor personal hygiene and objectionable character that I waited until the hottest part of the day (somewhere near the equator), took one of his custard creams and used it to soak up the sweat from my bum crack before putting it back in the packet

I'm impressed by anyone who can get their tongue round to their ear

I used to know a girl who could stick her tongue up her nose - quite an odd thing to see.

surroundedbyhills - Member
A guy who puts his finger in his ear and then sucks/licks it

Gies me the boak!

A new guy just joined our office sitting next to me and constantly rubbing his hand on the chair. Not sure if he has some itchy hand condition or some contagious stuff ... the rubbing of the chair is making noise but he cannot hear it because he is using a headphone. 😡

You in the enclosures again surroundedbyhills?