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[url= http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/5051683.Hunt_for_Worthing__poo_thief_/?ref=mr ]HUNT FOR WORTHING POO THIEF[/url]
Perplexingly a peculiar person pinched poo from a pensioner and pedalled past
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Please note that "turd burglar" has already been used on the Argus comments. What puntacular remarks have you got for this? If only he was on foot, I'd have called it a sh*t and run.
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:41 pm
Poo-sh bike robbery?
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:42 pm
Paaaaarp n ride!
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:44 pm
What a little shit bag!
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:46 pm
What a jobsworth?
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:46 pm
I can't be arsed.
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:47 pm
Snatch n sniff!
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:48 pm
Hunt commences for petpootrator.
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:50 pm
Stool-en.
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:50 pm
Police sweep forward for poo snatch.
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:51 pm
What a douche bag!
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:53 pm
He sounds like a shit thief.
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:55 pm
Turd De France
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:56 pm
At least he didn't leave it hanging on a tree somewhere.
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:58 pm
Turd De France
First degree merde-r.
Posted : 19/10/2011 3:35 pm