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Todays office job is to make a whole HEAP of changes to a report ive written. checked over by another, though slightly higher employee.
there is MORE "red pen" on this report than thier is bubbly inkjet ink.
and now ive started, im getting more and more wound up.
ive just had to change an entire page of modifications along the lines of :
probability > likelyhood
YARGH!!!!
too all intense purposes, and certainly for the purpouses of a bloody environmental report, its the same thing!
ALSO, why the funk is it company policy to refer to "photographs" as "plates" when they ARE NOT BLOODY PLATES!
"but its company policy"
"its wrong"!!
"but its company policy"
i wouldnt mind so much if they didnt get so worked up over some tiny details, and then brush over blatent bull poop like that.
and breathe
i will more than likely be back shortly with an example of bullpoop editing from page 2, then page 3 and so on.
collection by grab lorries > removal by grab lorries.
(i recognise some of them are appropriate btw)
[i]i will more than likely be back shortly [/i]
My breath is well and truly bated..
They sound very anally retentive full of their own self important quangos..go get a real job with real people! 😉
"likelyhood" is spelled "likelihood".
Disregard their entire opinion based on this error.
I have to do this from time to time. Try and spell rude words down the side with the first letter or last letter of the lines.
[i]For example its not unsual nor
unexpected that things like this
can end up getting out of hand.
Kind words from managers can help
you here.
On the other hand sometimes its
unavoidable and needs done.[/i]
Always makes me smile.
😉
[s]Todays[/s][b]Today's[/b] office job is to make a whole HEAP of changes to a report [s]ive[/s] [b]I've[/b] written. [s]c[/s] [b]C[/b]hecked over by another, though slightly higher employee.[s]t[/s][b]T[/b]here is MORE "red pen" on this report than [s]thier[/s] [b]there[/b] is bubbly inkjet ink.
[s]and n[/s][b]N[/b]ow ive started, im getting more and more wound up.[s]ive[/s] [b]I've[/b] just had to change an entire page of modifications along the lines of :
probability > likelyhood
YARGH!!!!
[s]too[/s][b]To[/b] all [s]intense[/s] [b]intents and[/b] purposes, and certainly for the [s]purpouses[/s] [b]purposes[/b] of a bloody environmental report, its the same thing!ALSO, why the funk is it company policy to refer to "photographs" as "plates" when they ARE NOT BLOODY PLATES!
"but its company policy"
"its wrong"!!
"but its company policy"[s]i wouldnt[/s] [b]I wouldn't[/b] mind so much if they didn[b]'[/b]t get so worked up over some tiny details, and then brush over blatent bull poop like that.
and breathe
i will more than likely be back shortly with an example of bullpoop editing from page 2, then page 3 and so on.
😉
lol, cheers sam. if you could go and mark up all the posts ive made today, that would be great! (and keep you busy for a fair while, as im still only on page 3 thanks to singletrack 😉
...you can tell its ego feeding anal retentivity when hes doing the same kind of thing to sections that are part of the report template we are supposed to use.
i reckon, if i made all the template changes hes made on this report, on the next report, they would probably get changed back again....
Having someone proof read your writing is good for you. Take it like a man and ask for more 😉
I too used to get wound up by this... spending hours trying to finesse reports as much as I could before submitting them for approval. I realised prety quickly that, whoever reads it, they'll want to put their mark on it, so it was only worth putting real effort into the bits that I felt were important and correct to emphasise and chuck (metaphorically, perhaps) any old guff into the other unimportant sections so that whoever is approving it can have their wet dream of verbose drivel and red pen there. Works pretty well 😉 I do like that 'first letter' game though.....