Following on from the what you do/how old are you ,do you reckon that the STW collective have the skillz to run a (this) country better than it is being run at the moment? I'll look after the transport department......
I'll head up the fetish department.
No we could not. We can't even agree on what tyre...........
I'd like a shot (geddit?!) at running defence... Although I suspect I would have to compete with CFH for that.
Can we change it back to the war office please?
Ministry of defence doesn't have the same ring.
Do we have TJ as the prime minister? 😯
TJ as Consumer Affairs, surely?
Hora for Foreign Secretary.
I doubt TJ would be up to the job. Give him a harmless portfolio that he cant do any damage with: Say, "Under-secretary for Scottish Insect Welfare", or the "Midge Tzar" for short 🙂
Can I have Health and Safety?
I thought Hora would take over Harriet Harman's portfolio of "Equality Minister".
I could run a country,I don't know about the rest of you.
Ian
I run several Polynesian microstates in my spare time, it's kind of a hobby.
"Polynesian"
something to do with a parrots leg?
Twosheds - minister for fetish
WCA - h&s
LMNH - transport
Backhander and Willard - war office
Hora - foreign sec
still plenty of position left, and we still need a leader......
In these bleak times, I think we need someone with a sense of perspective: Cressers for PM!
Can I be the first to vote Kaesae for PM?
"Cressers for PM!"
the we'd all be doomed...
And if not PM, then minister for animal based insults and pseudo psychotic ranting?
At least the bike lanes would get wider, and rights of way could be established free to ride anywhere you damn well please. 😆
I will be the "lord high everything else" or "Grand Pooh-Bah"
Can I have the ministry for the environment?
I think the question is;
"[b]Should[/b] the members...
TJ - Grand pooh bah and all other stuff we can't decide on!
Mansonsoul - minister for environment
we need a catchy name for our government.....!
can i be first to emigrate?
Bagsy minister for pies.
Single Minds Party!
Is that Run or [i]Ruin[/i]?
The Foreign Secretary for me please.
Swedish if possible.
Maybe, with support built up using my position as Minister for the Environment I would stage a coup with the crusties and hippies and install an anarco-enviro socialist government. Mwhahahaha!
I think even if we all mucked in I doubt we'd manage to run a bath
blu-tone for health minister please
I'd like to be Minister for Information, if that's OK...
I've just checked. It is OK. You don't need to know why.
Surprised no-ones asked for this yet.
I lay claim to the Ministry of Justice, and in true Orwellian style i shall dispense with the judicial system and revert back to Ministerial Infallibility.
I couldn't run a piss up in a brewery, never mind a country. I'm more at home goading the hard of thinking, to be frank.
I'll be the drugs czar, now form an orderly queue please.
Right! We'ed run it as a socialist workers collective, shut up and do what I say!
At least our goverment would give plenty of spin 🙂 🙄
I'm argumentative, so can I be in the shadow cabinet?
overhead in a local pub this week:
What we really need is a benevolent dictator. Prince Charles would be good.
😉
Stoner - Member
overhead in a local pub this week:What we really need is a benevolent dictator. CFH would be good.
Well, if you insist.
Flash, I'm sure it was you he overheard wasn't it?
Do you think I would ever stoop so low as to drink in the sort of pub that Stoner frequents, Darcy? 😉
I'll be the minister of sports. My first policy will be to limit horseriding to hotties in the summer, on a very limited ammount of paths. (45 year old men dont look good in tights) and i would banish golf to a small corner of Norfolk where it cant harm me.
Apart from that, i will also demand that no one ever overtakes me doing ANYTHING!
Actually sod that, i'll just become the dictator. You'd better not have a problem with that.
It'd be a good country to visit but I don't think i'd want to live there!!!
Bit like Wales then? 😆
from behind our keyboards? yes. in reality no.
tang - Memberfrom behind our keyboards? yes. in reality no.
No change there then
Hang on, Running a country? That would mean we'd have to do some work....
ton - chancellor of the exchequer.
fred(?,bombers man)- justice minister
barnes - minister for women
ill take high commissioner india
Minister of all things superfluous yet essential reporting for duty.
could I be the PMs fluffer?
Yeh but WHO is gonna be PM? 🙂
Well if no one else volunteers and far be it from me to blow my own trumpet
I'd like to be Minister of Truth, if it's not taken.
rudeboy? has an answer for everything.
[b]Lord privy seal[/b]
Apparently this has no particular function today...so I will be riding whilst you lot are busy
I am running the country. Why would i share it with you lot?
Damn we are well ****ed down the PO now!
Lanesra for Sports Minister surely!
I think you need to find who or what currently runs the country before deciding with STW could replace them/him/her/it.