[Closed] Cottaging

I thought cottaging involved a public toilet. Sounds more like a case of common dogging.

So my local trail out of Brighton runs through 3 carparks which are ALWAYS full of single men in cars, some wandering about in the undergrowth - creepy

some even ride bikes around the undergrowth, dresed in tight tops and lycra, and dark glases.

Also as for dogging, if you see someone allowing their dog to crap on the trails, just shout dogger a few times at them, it seems to provoke a lot of intrest in bystanders .

I like to ride a hard tail in the woods, hammering the big ring etc...

RealMan - Member
I thought cottaging involved a public toilet. Sounds more like a case of common dogging.

Accurate descriptions aren't really your strong point though.

I've always thought it was pretty grim and the Police should be more involved/attend more.

At my localish trails you see the carpark filling up with single men in cars after a certain time. Its grim, in the comfort of your own home- fine. Not when you share it with other members of the public though. Its lewd and indecent behaviour.

Accurate descriptions aren't really your strong point though.

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I've always thought it was pretty grim and the Police should be more involved/attend more.

Have a word with yourself you prude. Its not my idea of a fun night out either, but they're not affecting anyone - its not as if children are going to be out at that sort of time so where's the issue?

I've always thought it was pretty grim and the Police should be more involved/attend more.

its not as if children are going to be out at that sort of time so where's the issue?

What time was enveetee wielding his machete ? Did he frighten you ?

😀 at don simon

Did he frighten you

Well done you

I like to ride a hard tail in the woods, hammering the big ring

I've always thought it was pretty grim and the Police should be more involved/attend more.

Surely that would lead to disciplinary action, no?

Proper LOL..

did any of them have moustaches and slightly gingerish hair?

could be my uncle.

I've always thought it was pretty grim and the Police should be more involved/attend more

Ooooh, check out his truncheon.

Have a word with yourself you prude.

Why?

As a kid I used to play in the park and we always had to use the bushes for the loo as the toilets were a no-go as there were always wierd men in them.

How is that normal?

When I lived in London-0 Hampstead Heath had alot of wierdos on it yet I was faced with a £250 fine if I rode my bike there. How is that right?

Like I said, in the comfort of your own home.

Ah, but most of these wierdo's might lead double-lives.....

Some say the woods are full of Nobby Nics..

Passed by a local layby the other night which can be seen from the road, normally it has dozen or so cars of an evening, what caught my eye was there was only one this time, a police car... no coincidence methinks.

Too right Hora, all those gayers should be well ashmed of themselves, right?

Ah, but most of these wierdo's might lead double-lives.....

What, like a super hero? They're gay men, not terrorists Hora. Get over it

Aye, like straights have never had sex in a public toilet.

It is kinda gross tho, whatever your inclination. I guess that is part of the thrill.

to be fair emsz I'm not sure hora's making any comment on the gender of partner these blokes choose, just the locations they seem to use.

I still don't see what is wrong with a bit of cock and bum fun between two consenting heterosexual guys.

What part of my posts is homophobic? Its conducting sexual acts in public that I don't agree with. That can be cottaging, dogging etc.

Like I said, when I lived in London the Police seemed to be more bothered about bicycles in parks (I received a written caution and was chased down by a Police Transit in Regents Park one early morning). Two joggers stopped and one had a right go at the jumped up little idiots in uniform. I just stood there and grinned 😆

Next time I'll just hang round the bushes.

It's the prolific use of "in the comfort of your own home" which makes you sound like a prehistoric prude 😆

I get the impression sometimes that emsz doesn't like straight folk 😥

Nomanshill woods near me is full of them, havent got an issue with peoples sexuality but I do have an issue with tissues and condoms everwhere
I find it quite amusing as some of them look quite well heeled/ senior Management types

[i]I get the impression sometimes that emsz doesn't like straight folk[/i] calling gay folk weirdos.

FTFY

S'ok hora, some of my best friends are straight, I don't mind, as long as they, y'know, keep it to themselves 😉

Anyway hora - why do you care what happens [b]in Brighton[/b]? Hmm?

S'ok hora, some of my best friends are straight, I don't mind, as long as they, y'know, keep it to themselves

I guess this explains a lot of the reasons why you won't be friends with me?

i didn't know managers could be gay! 😯

I rang the police once I got so fed up seeing doggers loitering about.

Dunno if they did much, but I felt better.

They said "do you think they are doggers", I didn't know what that was at the time & just said "I am pretty sure they are not enjoying the country park in the same way as I am!"

Not when you share it with other members of the public though. Its lewd and indecent behaviour.

now that is normal behaviour

for a repressed homosexual.

He does own cowboy boots ..you may be on to something

hmmmm... does he have facial hair? Or an obsession with showing his heteroness with talk of proper manly stuff like cars and bikes?

Posting on internet forums about cottaging sounds like both over-compensation and vicarious titilation to me.

Cottaging what an amusing term: it always makes me think of some quaint little craft activity, the sort of thing endorsed by the WI, rather like needlepoint, knitting or crocheting............

(In Mrs Merton voice; "Hello dear,fancy popping round for some cottaging ,a cup of tea and a slice of cake?"

Hello dear,fancy popping round for some cottaging ,a cup of tea and a slice of cake?

if thats a serious invite i'm wiling to ditch work and come on over 😯

Yeah A/S/L Jolly Green Giant.

Actually **** it [s]A/S/[/s][b]L[/b]

out of interest, what's cottaging?

@philconsequence, carrot cake any good? 😉

As a kid I used to play in the park and we always had to use the bushes for the loo as the toilets were a no-go as there were always wierd men in them.

Come now, is that [i]actually [/i]true? It sounds like the sort of perpetual urban myth dreamed up either by overactive kids' imaginations or by paranoid parents.

You probably also had a teacher who was a kiddie fiddler too, everyone knew it; maybe the PE teacher who used to make you have showers? Not the female PE teacher though, because she was a lesbian. Also, kissing girls means you're gay, as does wearing the wrong colour socks.

Its lewd and indecent behaviour.

Ahh the age-old battle cry of the disgruntled sexual bigot. What you like to get up to is "normal" but what other people get up to is perverted...

🙄

Oh stop trying to over-liberal yourselves ffs.

have you never had sex outdoors hora?

When I was a lad we just called it sex. Not open water sex or wild sex.

I think I'm on the wrong thread.

have you never had sex outdoors hora?

Everytime I ride my steed, its like making love to a fine woman Phil.

Oops, we've upset her !

Actually, not sure I should admit this but it is true so what the hell. One of my cousins got caught cottaging, in a very conservative town in New Zealand. He went to prison. Ruined his life for a while, and my uncle didn't cope too well.

So yes, it does happen.

If it wus women's wud u bin as bovvered?

Everytime I ride my steed, its like making love to a fine woman Phil.

sceptical cottage is sceptical

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Why hasn't anyone said 'pictures or it didn't happen' yet?

Everytime I ride my steed, its like making love to a fine woman Phil.

@ philconsequence
"whats cottaging"
You stand in one of those old public toilets from the thirties waiting to meet like minded folk then you go in a cubicle and sit down on the loo while the other stand in front of you with his feet in a bag for life or similar , to other folk it looks like your having a crap with your shopping bag in front of you , if your lucky George Michael might come in and sing lets go outside followed by a very camp copper with a large truncheon and handcuffs-apparently 😛

Managers should never be gay its not british to stand in the woods in a nice suit and hide the salami in someones posterier- what would the board say about it at the AGM?

It's threads like this that make this forum so compelling and addictive.

Hora; are you for real, or a time traveller from the dark ages? I can't believe your total hypocrisy and homophobic attitudes.

You're providing great amusement though, so carryon!

Cottaging what an amusing term: it always makes me think of some quaint little craft activity, the sort of thing endorsed by the WI, rather like needlepoint, knitting or crocheting............

Ha ha! that's what I've always thought. That, or some unsavoury activity involving a wet lumpy type of cheese.

the bag for life thing is GENIUS.

(i already knew what cottaging is, my parents explained it to me when i was about 6 years old when we drove past an infamous cottaging spot on the a35 and i asked to stop to go to the toilet lol)

Where's DD? Cos I have the strangest...

It's threads like this that make this forum so compelling and addictive.

+1

Where's DD? Cos I have the strangest...

I iz watchin u tru yr webcamz.

*lickz lipz*

feet in a bag for life

I thought the point was you left the Mrs at home... thank you I'm here all week.

Hello dear,fancy popping round for some cottaging ,a cup of tea and a slice of cake?

You off cottaging with Wurzel Gummage?

[i]the bag for life thing is GENIUS.[/i]

So your ahem, [i]friend[/i] stands in a bag... just in case some, like, right ol' PERVERT should happen to peek under the door eh? 😯

or some unsavoury activity involving a wet lumpy type of cheese

[i]So your ahem, friend stands in a bag... just in case some, like, right ol' PERVERT should happen to peek under the door eh?[/i]

although it must look like you've got a couple of ferrets in a sack in there with you at, errm, critical moments.

Certainly some experts on the dogging/cottaging scene here....

I thought cottaging was like a pub crawl just, visiting random folk's cottages to go to the loo.

I thought cottaging involved a public toilet.

I've always thought it was pretty grim and the Police should be more involved/attend more.

You are right I far prefer men to brag on the internet about their sexual conquests, keeping knickers as mementos and telling us all about their beautiful penis

they are all claims made by Hora in the last few weeks on various threads on here.

Well I'm with hora on this one. Next time it could be a child's face. Or an otter. Or a swan - possibly a fundamentalist bi-curious Islamic one. Jesus, we're all doomed. I'm just going to stop in and watch midsummer murders. I blame elfin, to be honest 😕

Now, I'm fairly liberated - and I don't see much wrong with people enjoying a bit of cruising at the right place and at the right time...

However I really can't understand people getting into [url= http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/aug/08/boris-johnson-aide-extreme-pornography-cleared ]this![/url]

Not as wierd as being a tory 😀

In Canada it involves going to a cottage, for the weekend, sometimes with family or friends.
They get really upset if you come prepared for proper cottaging...

I'm curious as to how one would arrive 'prepared for cottaging'. From what little I know of the practice, it doesn't require much in the way of equipment. Do you bring a ready-to-assemble portaloo or something?

carrier bags on your feet, did you not read the thread?

Too right Hora, all those gayers should be well ashmed of themselves, right?

Emz - Heterosexuals like a bit of public fun as well, you heterophobe!

Or can gay people only have sex in public or something?

On another topic dressing up as balaclava clad IRA kidnappers and terrorizing doggers can be hilarious.

carrier bags on your feet, did you not read the thread?

Chaps, no jeans and cowboy boots help too.

I'm curious as to how one would arrive 'prepared for cottaging'

This has got to be the funniest thread for a long time.

as for the bag for life on your feet, its probably all to do with safe sex and wearing protection, there could be fluids on the floor, that could damage the soles of your shoes.

Also bags for life when worn out are replaced free of charge.

I can't bring myself to read all of this thread. I thought it might have been a discussion about self catering holidays 😳