"I'm going to the outdoor for some butter and a schooner of sherry."
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No.
You've got a face like a dug lickin pish aff a nettle.
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Is this cottaging parlance?
Get your baps out.
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I'm not falling for that one again you have to put 'Simon Says' on the front.
A Northumberland fishing boat filled with Sherry is an awful lot of sherry.
peterfile - have heard that one with "bulldog" for full effect 🙂
OK...
If I were in Gloucester and were to offer you a 'henry', would you accept it?
And what would it be?
DrP
Henry = an eighth of weed round these parts. Apparently.
3.54gms. Yes
"I'm going to the outdoor for some butter and a schooner of sherry."
I'm flipping mental?
Are we talking Lamb Henrys?
Well where I come from, an outdoor is a licensed shop that sells tobacco products, beers, wines, sweets, crisps, cooked meats and cheeses.
I'm from Salford. I work in Bolton and nobody was aware of this term 6 miles away.
And a schooner?
Burnley - I'm agate, she's agate
Clitheroe - Kittle, Gert'un, Tronish
Blackburn- Buzz'zez
Calgary - F'shoozies, Timmies
Just some I've come across in my travels
schooner is just a type/shape of glass.
DrP.
Yes I would.
Orange juice and lemonade.
^^^^
Winner!
Though, not really, as calling an orange juice and lemonade a Henry is ruddy daft..!
DrP
(My inlaws are from Glarrr-starrr)
Get your baps out.
A friend here in Ayrshire had an american cousin come to stay with them. While preparing lunch they were asked if they could go to the shop and pick up some rolls. The cousin agreed that they would but was too embarrassed to clarify what they meant by 'rolls' so when they got to the shop they were a bit nervous as to whether they were asking for the right thing in the right place
american 'Can I have six rolls please'
Kilmarnock shop keeper 'Would you like a wee poke?'
poor guy didn't know if he was being propositioned or threaten with violence.
Mardy?
Nesh?
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Also known as an 'Offy' and 'Beer-off' where I come from.
mardy - got grumps on
nesh - soft - "stop being nesh"
schooner is just a type/shape of glass.
A half. Very odd an 'outdoor' can sell sherry by halves. 😀
Schooner is a glass slightly bigger than a pint glass.
2. A large beer glass, generally holding a pint or more.
orange juice & lemonade - Batman Special (but only if fresh orange, of course).
Nesh is more particularly feeling cold round here...
How about spice or tuffies?
A schooner glass is around 1/2 pint up here.
Spice - sweets
Tin tin tin.
10 while 12
Bin out al'neet.
I do wish my colleagues would learn to speak properly!
Don' want no grockel talkin roun' 'ere fanks.
wait here while red light shows
😆
Grockels, as in 'overners' ?
Funny lot
Office is full of Sheffield, Rotherham and Doncaster folk with a smattering of Barnsley and one "Wakey bird".
Of course, being from the South, all the above simply looks like somebody vomited alphabetti-spaghetti onto my screen...
DrP
Nesh is more particularly feeling cold round here...
I understand it someone who feels the cold, but the sense of being a bit delicate or soft about it.
I'd like some fadge please and maybe some dulse. Oh and a vodka and white.
Any ideas?
Of course, being from the South, all the above simply looks like somebody vomited alphabetti-spaghetti onto my screen..
Of course, if you were really from the South, you'd know a grockel when you saw one. Grockel 😉
Of course, being from the South, all the above simply looks like somebody vomited alphabetti-spaghetti onto my screen...
Ah yes the south where they all speak like Stuey Griffin.
Ark at ee
Yes, but together?I'd like some fadge please and maybe some dulse
you've got a mouth that looks like it should have a tail above it!
Yes, but together?
Only if you were asking for it in the shap
you've got a mouth that looks like it should have a tail above it!
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Narkey
Mowdiwaffs. Not sure of spelling, but it's Cumbrian.
Nana used to see her arse* when she found a mowdiwaff int garden.
Anyone guess?
* get cross
Grockles and emmets down here in the south-west. All the rest could be Serbo-Croat for all the sense it makes!
'dik at gearers screeve mush! thinks its well tash, I'm off for a peeve with me mockety juckler chav, buers doing my shurer in'
......and thats why I left....
Thas rayt about nesh rog.
But while just an sYorks thing? Well blow me. I thought it was just northern.
Anyway, I'm nipping down the offy at the end of the snicket cos I need some beer and snap.
Watch it, my bruv just copped on you.
Billy's topped him sen.
ha, "spice", "nesh" and "snap" (I love "snap box") make me feel like going down home from up here in Scotchland. They do have some really good ones up here too though. All-time favs are "pieces" and "messages"
"Am garn yam"
"Whisht"
"Divnt Jo that"
If moudiwaff means the same as moudiwarp does in broadest Derbyshire then it's a mole!
twa plain pees ana hingin in an aa'
My grandad called a mole a mowdi......in the broadest of Cumbrian .:-)
I get it...northener's night. I'm oot!
No idea what the OP phrase means (or most of the above), but I do know what a schooner of sherry is.
Aye, mowdiwafs was her word for molehills. Quick google , looks like it's from the old German or Norse moldwarp.. Still in use about twenty years ago. Time passes slowly in Cumbria.
I've only come across schooner as in a glass in Oz, where it's about 2/3's of a pint.
The say outdoor for beer shop in west mids as well.
mines not norvern. anyone know it?
Sherry clipper = 2oz
Sherry schooner = 4oz
I'm from the south.
Any of you chaps fancy a quick round of Aunt Sally?
S. Derbys
Gunwom
Gunwok
Street up the strate (similar to grayn peent)
I'm going to my place of abode
I'm going to my place of work
Directions, follow the road ahead (green paint)
Schooner beer glass is used for our shameful ale, newcastle Brown Ale, it's supposed to served in schooner. It is 2/3 pint not 1/2 like I first thought. Even a recognised UK measure now apparently.
Ow bist ne wut?
My uni lecturer once used the phrase 'half way round the Wrekin' and I was amazed that someone from Cornwall would know it.