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[Closed] Check out my massive perfect strawberry.

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**** you slugs.

Behold it's magnificence.

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Posted : 03/07/2016 6:21 pm
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It's berry nice.

...and also very sweet of you to take it out for a drive.


 
Posted : 03/07/2016 6:23 pm
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That deserves some massive and perfect double cream all over it.

Not a euphemism, btw.


 
Posted : 03/07/2016 6:27 pm
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The slugs inside it eating it from thw inside out.

Eat with care 😉


 
Posted : 03/07/2016 6:32 pm
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Heh 🙂 That reminds me of a red dwarf episode.


 
Posted : 03/07/2016 6:44 pm
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It's a bit pale.


 
Posted : 03/07/2016 7:30 pm
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small hand


 
Posted : 03/07/2016 7:32 pm
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Are you Terry Nutkins?


 
Posted : 03/07/2016 7:34 pm
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small hand

I'm only 10.


 
Posted : 03/07/2016 7:37 pm
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Wash your hands before you eat it, eh?


 
Posted : 03/07/2016 7:39 pm
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Good effort. Elsanta?


 
Posted : 03/07/2016 7:40 pm
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I love strawberries. And raspberries in fact any fruit!


 
Posted : 03/07/2016 7:47 pm
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[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 03/07/2016 7:54 pm
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Not sure on variety, just a mongrel taken from runners last year (yup, first year!)

In other news, I'm expecting a ban.

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Posted : 03/07/2016 7:55 pm
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In other news, I'm expecting a ban.

Was going to mention that unfortunate Chrome problem.


 
Posted : 03/07/2016 7:56 pm
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I had red dwarf in mind when I wrote it 🙂


 
Posted : 03/07/2016 8:21 pm
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Modeled by Jeremy Beadle?


 
Posted : 03/07/2016 8:32 pm
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* off you **.

You've been flamed.


 
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Awesome - high [s]five[/s] four! (Did you have to wrestle it from the jaws of an irked otter?)


 
Posted : 03/07/2016 8:54 pm