..it's got to be a slice of toast & butter?
Biscuits end of.
You not putting a cheap toast topper on that bear?
Supermarket generic biscuits. 60p for a load of custard creams, bourbons etc.
10 for £1 jam doughnuts.
+1 for a bag of Jam Doughnuts.
Fizzy UFO. Probably 2p each
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good quality eggs.
3x30p's worth of eggs can keep me going all day and I love them.
Melted cheese
Morrisons Fig Rolls, they're about 40p a packet.
£3 worth of chicken wings from the butcher, salt and pepper and an hour in the oven.
60p for a load of custard creams, bourbons etc.
Bourbons... ahhh... can't get them here.
Toast and butter for me. Or just hot bread and butter. I can get a fresh loaf from the baker and put it away pretty quickly with salted butter. Explains the chub club I guess
Morrison's donuts. 50p for five. Bring a few packets into work and improve everyone's day.
Onion pakora: pence to make a huge amount.
Chateaubriand stolen from my wife's plate
yorkshire puddings
Toast and butter is a good shout.
Jaffa cakes or fig rolls.
Slice of bread, clotted cream and brown sugar or golden syrup... or is that too much.....
Cheers, Steve
Quite fond of Aldi super noodles with a bit of chilli sauce for a cheap snack.
Fresh samosas are another fave though I don't live close to a suitable shop these days.
You're all wrong.
Go to your local kebab shop, sit down and order a Lamachun for lunch. Turkish tea, said Lamachun, salad, bowls of chill / garlic sauce & a Baklava or two for pudding - total cost £1.75-£2.50 depending on location.
Just had a whisky and coffee, 1.50 eur. May have to have 10 more
Is happy
Wild brambles raspberries etc free and tasty
But...
Leffeboy wins
This for miles and smiles of satisfaction.. though adding tea, and butter (Obvz) would just take it over the edge of "cheap"
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toast and butter is a winner.
Hmm, I was going to say chip butty for the win, but toast and butter...
You're all wrong.Go to your local kebab shop, sit down and order a Lamachun for lunch. Turkish tea, said Lamachun, salad, bowls of chill / garlic sauce & a Baklava or two for pudding - total cost £1.75-£2.50 depending on location.
We have a winner 🙂
Making a Tayto crisp sandwich with the contents of your horror bag from the mess... only Tayto cheese and onion will do.
Cheers, Steve
Toasted Tesco Large white roll, good butter and drizzled with honey.
Good god I may have to go make some.
My head says bread and butter, my heart says doughnuts. My stomach is willing to try all of the above
Fried egg (runny yoke), sliced bread, butter and salt.
Mothers pride thick cut, salted butter, poached egg
This for me has got to be Battenburg
You're all so unhealthy!
A Banana, possibly the best 9p-16p you'll ever spend in a supermarket
Oh for crying out loud you lot are a bunch of morons.
Quite clearly it's bacon. Bacon is infinitely satisfying therefore gives infinite happiness. So even if bacon was millions of pounds per rasher it would still win on the value argument.
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toast and butter is a winner.
I expected more from you Ton, I really did. 😉
None of you have tried pork scratchings, then.
Two things.
Apples from the tree on way to work free ish
And cheap brandy with damsons in it for a few months
Anything from hedgerows for that smug grin
And yes I know that's three things
None of you have tried pork scratchings, then.
Otherwise known as snacking bacon..... It's a very very good call sir.
Glass of water
I like to say a banana or an egg but it's BACON
That lahmacun looks bloody loveley, why have I never had that!
Won't be two quid up here tho
Cheese on Toast
This for miles and smiles of satisfaction.. though adding tea, and butter (Obvz) would just take it over the edge of "cheap"
Bikebuoy - have you ever tried Malt Loaf toasted with butter? Epic, and I'll rarely eat it untoasted these days...
+1 for bourbons.
Get very close to a 1p/smile ratio which is hard to beat.
It has to be chips!
Other people's chips taste the best and they cost nowt
Quite clearly it's bacon. Bacon is infinitely satisfying therefore gives infinite happiness. So even if bacon was millions of pounds per rasher it would still win on the value argument.
Bacon is infinitely overrated.
Morrison's donuts. 50p for five
No wonder everyone's getting fatter.
bacon is only satisfying when place between 2 slices of buttered cheap white bread, as are sausage or chips.
Is it slightly concerning that the demographic on the Chub Club thread are also the ones with the best ideas on here?
#doomedfromtheoutset
#justsayin'
bacon is only satisfying when place between 2 slices of buttered cheap white bread, as are sausage or chips.
and in which case, the decreasing order of satisfaction would be
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Bacon
Cheese on toast with Worcester sauce
I think the chicken wings are a good call in the "bang for the buck" stakes. Also a heap of scrambled eggs on Warburton's crumpets.
Of course there's always bacon!
Scrambled eggs are alright I suppose, if you like eating warm sick.
Even better with smoked salmon. Fishy warm sick.
home made pizza Cheap as chips and tasty 😀
Ah a pie. Of course.
Potatoes, garlic, milk
Buttered toast is way up there. Per unit is very cheap, a few pence.
Wild-growing damsons are free. That green-gold sweet juicy pulp explodes in your mouth, with the purple skin giving sharp, bitter finish. Sounds wrong
Chestnuts. Chestnuts with salt is top food. Free in the woods.
No takers for chanterelle, light fried? Or those big field mushrooms? Hang on, does free even count as cheap?
Homemade pizza is very cheap if you already have the yeast, flour and oil. Very big hit.
Tinned tomatoes mixed with tinned (drained) pineapples. Cheap & bloody tasty.
But the Tesco biscuit barrel pack is up there...5 packs of biscuits for a £1. 😀
Eggs! Keep chickens, cheap and plentiful eggs! 🙂
HP Sauce.
Asda Smart Price Mushy Peas for the win.
Tinned tomatoes mixed with tinned (drained) pineapples. Cheap & bloody tasty.
Say what now ?
Hmmmmm.
Tinned tomatoes mixed with tinned (drained) pineapples. Cheap & bloody tasty.
**Throws up a little**
Crisps are quite cheap, if you break it down to the price per crisp cost.
takisawa, you sure you aren't pregnant?
Other people's chips taste the best and they cost nowt
Other people's chips - what a phenomenon.
My house as a student was across the road from a few fairly rubbish takeaways that only seems to survive by still being open when everywhere else had shut. At the end of any party we'd always have loads of trays of half-eaten chips scattered around the house. There would be a chain reaction - someone would buy chips - others would taste / smell them - be overcome by the phenomenon of 'other people's chips' and be motivated to go across the road and buy their own... repeat to fade.
What they all learned was their own chips weren't nearly as nice as 'other people's chips' so nobody finished them.
if you have one of these or similar (ok an expense up front but hey how much did you spend on your oven in the house?) you can knock out awesome pizzas for about 10p each. i'm up in the hundreds now. love it. even conventional oven pizzas are awesome and never fail
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Why didn't they all just swap chip trays, so everyone ate someone elses?
Why didn't they all just swap chip trays, so everyone ate someone elses?
Why didn't they all just swap chip trays, so everyone ate someone elses?
Yeah, that's what I said.