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People are already booking the day off "my car isn't very good in snow"

What's the worst excuse for being off you've heard?

Another "can I leave early because I want to look at some bricks in a wall and if I leave normal time there'll be a car parked infront of it"


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 11:23 am
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don't knock the snow day. everyone loves a snow day.


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 11:31 am
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"Booking the day off" would imply it's being taken as a holiday? In which case, they can do what the flip they like with it


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 11:32 am
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"I've booked a day of annual leave" - a pathetic skive if ever I've heard one.


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 11:34 am
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My shoes aren't very good in the snow either. I still managed to walk to the train station this morning through. Just.

People must have thought Michael Jackson had been resurrected with the moves I was pulling.


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 11:34 am
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You could try some ice spikes...


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 11:35 am
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People are already booking the day off "my car isn't very good in snow"

That sounds eminently sensible. These people don't feel confident driving in snowy/icey conditions so they are taking a day off. That is a better idea than potentially causes accidents.


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 11:37 am
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"I've built up over 40 hours of flexi this month and can't roll over more than a week." from the guy that works 9 til 5 with a half day on Friday.

Self administered flexitime, gotta love it.


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 11:38 am
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excuse ? considering the chaos half an inch of snow causes to the road network I'd be quite happy to stay at home.


 
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That sounds eminently sensible. These people don't feel confident driving in snowy/icey conditions so they are taking a day off. That is a better idea than potentially causes accidents.

But why waste a days holiday entitlement when you could just phone your boss and say "I can't get to work because my car's stuck due to snow"?

When we had the bad weather back at the end of 2009 I genuninely couldn't get my car up the road, therefore - day off ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 11:42 am
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Someone rang in to my work once saying they wouldnt be in because "they had a few things to do this afternoon" . ๐Ÿ˜•


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 3:53 pm
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Someone rang in to my work once saying they wouldnt be in because "they had a few things to do this afternoon"

taking holiday, or a just not coming in?

if the latter, that is mental... i hope they were told to stop pissing about and get in to work!

Dave


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 3:54 pm
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Is it really going to be that bad??

Hope not, I'm off to that Yorkshire and damn well looking forward to it too..


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 3:57 pm
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Bring on the snow!

I've got my winter tyres, and I want to try them out... this bloody mild weather (down south) is ruining my fun.

Dave


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 3:58 pm
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It's going to mainly be the midland isn't it?


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 4:01 pm
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"But why waste a days holiday entitlement when you could just phone your boss and say "I can't get to work because my car's stuck due to snow"?

When we had the bad weather back at the end of 2009 I genuninely couldn't get my car up the road, therefore - day off"

What, you mean you didnt have to take it as holiday? I bet you work for one of them bloody private sector companies where you have it all easy ๐Ÿ™„

"I've got my winter tyres, and I want to try them out... this bloody mild weather (down south) is ruining my fun."

Why do you need winter tyres to have fun? I think you have more fun on standard tyres


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 4:02 pm
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taking holiday, or a just not coming in?

if the latter, that is mental... i hope they were told to stop pissing about and get in to work!

They didnt take it as holiday! He was a very strange man.


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 4:04 pm
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Although have a Scooby, may work from home if Brum is gridlocked again. Last Dec spent a day towing cars out of snow while 'working' from home.

Rocketdog can finally attempt those steps on his day off ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 4:06 pm
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I work at home......err......any good excuses I can use?

"bit slippery on the landing this morning!"


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 4:09 pm
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A few years ago when snow was predicted I sensibly left earlier from home and got to work fine.

At about 0830 I answered the phone to one of my staff saying how they couldn't get in because of the weather. And about half way through their 'excuse' they suddenly remembered (you could 'hear' it in their voice) that I lived twice as far away as them and actually drove along most of their route...

Got no more phone calls, and the rest made it in, if a bit late ๐Ÿ™‚


 
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Why do you need winter tyres to have fun? I think you have more fun on standard tyres

FWD diesel audi - not a great deal of fun on ice with summer tyres ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 4:18 pm
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If my car is stuck and I phone in, my boss says "so you'll be taking it as annual leave then?"


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 6:53 pm
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i'll be indoors don't care really


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 7:11 pm
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I don't wish to put a damp squib on all the fun here but I do believe there is a slight risk of a few flakes falling on London. Let's see you have fun once the whole country grinds to a halt.
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Posted : 15/12/2011 7:30 pm
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"it's snowing I'm going outstide to play, stuff your job where the sun doesn't shine"

this is running through my brain at half hourly intervals at the moment and it's not even snowing. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 7:32 pm
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Watched the BBC weather tonight. Most of the programme was taken up with the possibility of snow in London.

Hey what about the rest of the country.

Poor London city bankers always getting it worse than the rest of us Z z z

Rant ova. Time for a cuppa


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 8:27 pm
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Only forecast light snow over here, I'll probably be driving to work in it early tomorrow morning. It's meant to clear up by the afternoon.


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 8:45 pm
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it made me LOL last year,
we oop norf had snow at least 2 weeks before those darn sarf, but only then did it make the national news! ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 8:56 pm
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Fingers crossed for snow ๐Ÿ™‚

Great fun trying to coax a fully laden transit up the slope outside work without sliding sideways into the gates ๐Ÿ™‚

Momentum and a gentle right foot always wins, and amusing that the other guys just floor it and give up 30 minutes later.


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 9:36 pm
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last winter, the boss phoned the office and said "the snow isnt that bad, get all those buses out on the road now!!!!!"
5 minutes later, he phoned again "er, my car is stuck in the snow, can you send someone to tow me?"
that was a snow day.


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 9:43 pm
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Had someone last year say she couldn't come to work because she didn't have the right shoes for snow. Amused me.


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 9:51 pm
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**** work when this is waiting for me in the garage.

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Posted : 15/12/2011 9:59 pm
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Got the kite and a snowboard ready to go.. All the excuse I need..


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 10:07 pm
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Whats the point of wasting all that time travelling through delays if you can just work from home anyway.

Any job where the majority of the work is on a computer/phone should just be made to work from home

That way people who are unprepared dont jam up the roads for vital services, people who actually need to be at work or deliveries.

Seeing as everyone here supposedly works in IT i cant see why they cant work from home.

At work we use Linux, but I have a windows machine at home with SUSE installed as virtual machine and I have access to a VPN. I can do everything I need to from home.

The only thing I cant do is physically turn on the machine, so if there was a power cut there might be a problem but the power cuts normally only happen once a year when the weather is too warm and air conditioning is really going.


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 10:15 pm
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Seeing as everyone here supposedly works in IT i cant see why they cant work from home.

I do. when necessary


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 10:29 pm
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good !


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 10:30 pm
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I got stuck in the snow last year and had to abandon my car and walk around 2 miles in the dark home on an unlit country lane. Lesson learned.


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 10:32 pm
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I got stuck in the snow last year and had to abandon my car and walk around 2 miles in the dark home on an unlit country lane. Lesson learned.

You've moved house?
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Posted : 15/12/2011 10:34 pm
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I work in a hospital, can't really do that from home, the bodies ruin the carpet


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 10:35 pm
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I have to drive to work, so I can pick up my van.
I then drive that around as work.
MTFU and learn to drive to the conditions.
Didn't miss a day.


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 10:42 pm
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I work in a hospital, can't really do that from home, the bodies ruin the carpet

yeah you class as vital services, so surely you appreciate less idiots on the road blocking ambulances etc


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 10:52 pm
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Working in London, driving home to Derbyshire tomorrow afternoon/evening. Work for myself so won't be having any days off. I have a 4x4 pick-up which everyone on here loves to hate, but despite living 120 odd miles away ensured I didn't miss a days work in snowy Middlesbrough last winter


 
Posted : 15/12/2011 11:08 pm
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As someone who lives higher and further from work than others, I get sent home with one of the Land Rovers if it looks like the weather will turn and pick-up everyone my side of work.

After a couple of weeks stuck in the yard (lot of our work can't be done when the ground is frozen or buried), often told to have a day at home rather than drive each other crazy in the yard.


 
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I got stuck in the snow last year and had to abandon my car and [s]walk[/s] [u]ride the bike I cannily had put in the back[/u] around 2 miles [s]in the dark home on an unlit country lane[/s][u]laughing all the way at the absolute chaos[/u]. Lesson learned.

Snow my a**e it bloody pishing it down here. I love snow/hate rain, me.


 
Posted : 16/12/2011 12:04 am
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the wifes got a rear wheel drive mx5 no traction control and live in the midlands. should be fun as last year every time it snowed she had the sensible car the mx5 was like a damn sledge.


 
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Tuesdays 4 hour drive to Edinburgh. Summer tyres caused no probs so tell them to get into work or they will lose their job! Edit: Notice how nobody knew about this dump of snow as they didnt make a fuss about it on the news? Imagine this dumped down in southern parts. It would have made the deadlines. [url= http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7145/6518210193_b4fe8a654e_z.jp g" target="_blank">http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7145/6518210193_b4fe8a654e_z.jp g"/> [/img][/url]
[url= http://www.flickr.com/photos/65460103@N08/6518210193/ ]southbound snow dump drumochter 2 tue 13th Dec[/url] by [url= http://www.flickr.com/people/65460103@N08/ ]martinxyz[/url], on Flickr


 
Posted : 16/12/2011 12:32 am
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Still no snow here ๐Ÿ™ I've got my snow spikes on the commuter and everyfink. This is practically assault, I know my rights!


 
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Could have done with ice spikers earlier. The tracks around here are frozen snow and ice blobs everywhere. Cant really ride when its like this.Some bits arent too bad but you still have to get around these dodgy spots.


 
Posted : 16/12/2011 12:45 am
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@ martinxyz, the roads will be better after the snowplough been through by the looks of it, no?


 
Posted : 16/12/2011 12:48 am
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There is snow in England already

I was up here today [url= http://www.skiweardale.com/ski/current.aspx ]Weardale[/url]


 
Posted : 16/12/2011 12:56 am
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Snowploughs up here are heated cabins used for tea breaks! They are just ornaments most of the time :O)

The temps changed by 7pm and it melted causing floods in the eve.Then a bad accident on the way home caused big tailbacks.


 
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Headlines* not flippin Deadlines lol. Pity i never made the deadline to edit it!


 
Posted : 16/12/2011 1:57 am