[Closed] Cat poo

We really need a cat sub-forum.

wave your iPhone 4 at it

Get a cat of your own!

Berberis (or other thorny shrub) clippings. Chop up and sprinkle on raised beds.

You can get a cat scarer - it makes a high-pitched noise when cats come close. White ones are generally deaf apparently so don't always get scared away and some try to square up to it. However, it mostly works - no more crap in my veg patch and they're not about as often (and certainly not in that part of the garden) killing the birds.

I've got a similar problem.
I've tried
Orange peel
Ultra sonic PIR alarm thingy
Green jelly granules
Gralic granules
Horribly spiky twigs/branches
The orange peel didn't seem to help, the Ultra sonic seems effective, but hard to be sure as I've not tried it on its own, the granules seemed to work too but are expensive. Covering the soil with plenty of spiky branches works well understandably and is cheap too!

Aren't you meant to pee on the bed?

ok. I have lots of spiky branches. That's the next attack.

I bought my son a Supersoaker and have had no problem with cats since.

I have heard that Lion poo/pee works. However that just means you have big cat poo on your garden instead of neighbours cat poo.

edit - I undertand you can get Lion poo from most zoos - edit

Get used to veg that tastes of poo? Its seen as a delicacy in some cultures... 🙂

Spikey branches have been working for us so far. I was wondering if we are legally required to return the poo to the cat's owners as we are with over-hanging branches.

White ones are generally deaf apparently

I've read that that's not true.

Your veg is pretty good at filtering the nutrients out of the poo and turning it into something edible, nature's been doing that for millions of years, leave it to it? Of course you could get worked up over it but you'd need to put it in a greenhouse to try to stop the birds/insects/mice/rats/voles etc pooing in it too.

Best option, other than MTFUing, is to raise the mesh on sticks into a box-like setup that's taller than the cats legs and taut, it won't like it if the net comes up under its armpits.

I've read that that's not true.

I believe, but I'm no expert, the white gene is linked to an increased likelyhood of deafness (just so happen to occur together) and so some are but it's just a wives tale that all white cats are.

pook had the same problem in my garden, in the end I made a net frame which covers our veg.

Solved the problem, does not look pretty mind & does not stop them using my lawn instead 😉

On the BBC, Gardeners World Show, they mentioned a plant called Coleus Canina (I think) that was good for deterring cats, never tried it, but might be worth looking into?

95% of the general cat population is non-white cats (i.e. not pure white) and congenital deafness is extremely rare in non-white cats.
5% of the general cat population is white cats (i.e. pure white). 15-40% of these pure white cats have one or two blue-eyes.
Of those white cats with one or two blue eyes, 60-80% are deaf; 20-40% have normal hearing; 30-40% had one blue eye and were deaf while 60-70% had one blue eye and normal hearing.
Of the 5% of white cats in the overall population, 60-80% had eyes of other colors (e.g. orange, green). Of those 10- 20% were deaf and 80-90% had normal hearing.
Deaf white cats with one or two blue eyes account for 0.25 - 1.5 of total cat population
Total number of cats with white coat and blue eyes account for 0.75 - 2.0% of total cat population

So there.

So that means that white cats have a higher likelyhood of being deaf than normal cats, no?

"White ones are generally deaf apparently"

We had a pure white one, deaf as a bleeding post it was,though that may just be a coincidence. It used make a right racket trying to sneak along the fence to get at birds and squirrels , mewling away and with a huge bell dangling off it, whilst they just sat there looking at it and taking the p**s. It used to bring leaves,crisp packets, mars bar etc wrappers back instead of mice.

We had a pure white one, deaf as a bleeding post it was,though that may just be a coincidence. It used make a right racket trying to sneak along the fence to get at birds and squirrels , mewling away and with a huge bell dangling off it, whilst they just sat there looking at it and taking the p**s. It used to bring leaves,crisp packets, mars bar etc wrappers back instead of mice.

LOL, we had a frog left as a offering for us by one of ours yesterday, kids managed to bring it back to life in the bath, now they want to keep the thing as a pet!

I hate cats. I hate the one that's taken to carping on my front lawn even more. How do you get rid of cats.............

...get a Lurcher 😈

edit - I undertand you can get Lion poo from most zoos - edit

Do they do the stuff for running your moped?

So that means that white cats have a higher likelyhood of being deaf than normal cats, no?

Yes, CK, I was posting to agree with you. But it is also true that it is a statistical trend rather than a rule.

I have hardly ever seen a cat poo in grass that wasn't overly long. So keep your lawn tidy 🙂

Jeyes fluid sprayed around the area seems to work (obviously not on your veg)
Maybe a couple of tea bags soaked in it placed around your planter may do the trick.

molgrips, I don't have a lawn.

white pepper worked for us

and a saucepan full of water once in a while, my aim got pretty good by the time we moved, even from a second floor window

Mouse traps hidden under the soil. Makes a nice cheap landmine 🙂

guns and antifreeze are notable in there absense i see.....

Mouse traps hidden under the soil. Makes a nice cheap landmine

guns and antifreeze are notable in there absense i see.....

Good job. Antifreeze is a horrific way to die.

Antifreeze? What's that do?

Stop it getting cold in winter?

We have a Ginner Tom cat a few doors down which insists on peeing on our car bumpers. It's really freaking annoying 😳

How does a cat know what a lion is? Unless it's an avid nature programme watcher. In which case, hide the remote.

Supersoaker loaded with lemon juice* fired up the unblinking eye will make it run like **** too. It will also make it [i]very[/i] wary of you.

Cat lover here before anyone gets all arsey. I just object to them crapping in my garden.
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*a little chili sauce doesn't go amiss either... 😉

Cat lover here before anyone gets all arsey. I just object to them crapping in my garden.

so you send them to sh1te in someone elses? you live in Pook's street?

I've tried two tactics at once so I don't know which worked, but I now have no problems with cat **** whatsoever.

a. I started growing mint and lovage mixed in with my plants. Very pungent herbs and I figure the cats don't like them.
b. In a moment of inspiration i thought 'if they can't sit, they can't ...' so I pushed some 4" high wire bordering into the ground, zig zagged across the dirt.

so you send them to sh1te in someone elses? you live in Pook's street?

Don't have a cat at the moment, so I suppose the answer is no.

[i]iDave - Member

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That made me laugh.

Don't have a cat at the moment

You might not own one, but there will be a cat that thinks it owns your turf somewhere 😉

Don't have a cat at the moment, so I suppose the answer is no.

owning a cat is not a prerequisite to living in my street

Bingo is the answer. He loves cats. Infact there is still a dead one inside the bush at the bottom of our garden that I am NOT fishing out!

You might not own one, but there will be a cat that thinks it owns your turf somewhere

A very wary one from next door. That reminds me, must reload the water pistol with lemon and chili tonight.

If it helps, when I was knee high to a grasshopper I can remember sticking some sellotape to my grandma's cat, just to see what would happen. I can confirm that cats do not like this. It went absolutely ******* loco, my poor Nan thought the cat was having a fit.

Sellotape traps perhaps?

Pook you could try stripping naked and jumping on the cat then wrestle it in a paddling pool? One of you may be badly hurt but the cat will remember you.

I actually quite like the cat. i don't want to injure it or scare it in any way, just stop it pooing on my soil.

This is evil.....starting feeding it chicken laced with Imodium? Ducks...

so let it build up some mega-poo????

Cat knickers? Maybe a set of matching cowboy boots to go with them? Or is that catboy boots? 😐

I can remember sticking some sellotape to my grandma's cat, just to see what would happen.

I actually quite like the cat. i don't want to injure it or scare it in any way, just stop it pooing on my soil.

I find a polite and reasoned explanation is the best way to persuade a cat.

Someone said orange peel, that'll probly work. Ours hates the smell of orange peel even from 6ft away, but thats fresh orange peel. You may have to eat a lot of oranges.

This was the answer for me ....
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It's a pain when you forget to switch it off when you go in the garden to hang the washing out, but definitely keeps them out!

Get a dog or a rabbit. Or just let it happen, you realise all commercially grown food from the ground has poo put on it don't you? The cat's actually doing you a favour.

Get a dog, preferably one you can take out along on rides.

What are those remote/automatic guns on tripods that Ripley used in the film Aliens? Those would be good.

The simple option would be to raise the netting slightly. We have a small raised bed for herbs, I laid some trellis over it to stop the cats, although we had a momentary lapse when a new kitten arrived and could sit between the trellis. He soon grew out of it though...literally 🙂

I noticed my local B&Q had a cat scarer thing (like the one PikeBN14 linked to) reduced to £10.

Basically a hose with a PIR attached.