My boss rocked up with a new persian cat today. It looks very nice. As a result my cat looked like a neglected moggy when I got home.
Sigh.
Does anyone really need a persian cat in todays home? A standard tabby will shit in a litter tray and purr for a fraction of the price, and with lower maintenance costs.
who needs that much pussy.
Got one of these:
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Obviously I NEED MOAR cat. So placed an order on one of these:
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Eh,eh, never mind the running costs...LOOK AT MEEEEEE!
Favourite cat joke :
How do you tittilate an Ocelot?
Oscillate it's tits a lot.
If you really want to impress the boss...
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Proof that the Pope is a cataholic.
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Cat across the road has started wearing a cravat, ours is now upset that his tie is out of fashion...
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I miss our cat. I'd swap the car for him without a second thought.
We got a Jaguar once.
It walked two inches behind the other cat, meowing until it moved out of the way, costs a fortune, had frequent breakdowns and expired messily and expensively.
Should have stuck with the minor moggy wed had before.
That was much more fun.
But at least the neighbours were impressed, so it was worth it in the end, eh?