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[Closed] Can you do a sky dive naked?

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Well almost, apart from a tiny g string. The mrs reckons a friends daughter is doing it whilst in oz. Surely her frontage will suffer from a serious buffering. Is there not some regulation saying a "jump suit" has to be worn?


 
Posted : 26/11/2013 10:02 pm
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Yes. I have seen videos on the interweb, ladies and gentlemen ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 26/11/2013 10:03 pm
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A quick Google images search confirms that you can ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 26/11/2013 10:10 pm
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Thanks for searching for me! Imagine a high flying bee hitting the veg at that speed of descent ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 26/11/2013 10:12 pm
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Can I? No. Can your daughter's friend? Yes, but we'll need video evidence.


 
Posted : 26/11/2013 10:13 pm
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Google.. naked skydiving flaps gif ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 26/11/2013 10:14 pm
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Thanks for the heads up there shifter. A quick edit of my op was definitely required ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 26/11/2013 10:17 pm
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Yes... Seen it on dirty Sanchez.
Would rather of seen female bits falling at 120mph... A buffering wedding tackle is not a pretty site.


 
Posted : 26/11/2013 10:18 pm
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Will she whistle on the way down?


 
Posted : 26/11/2013 10:20 pm
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yes, and have, in empuriabrava a few years ago.


 
Posted : 26/11/2013 10:21 pm
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I saw the flaps gif and the willy one and the inverted breasts ones at the dawn of the Internet's and was quickly convinced that that was what the internet was invented for...


 
Posted : 26/11/2013 10:22 pm
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Seen it on dirty Sanchez

I saw that clip and it reminded me of a spaniel with it's head out a car window.


 
Posted : 26/11/2013 10:22 pm
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Empuria?

Ahhhh, the halcyon days of the Crazy Rats and Wally Gubbins, and getting mullered in Pirates bar! Probably shut now, though.


 
Posted : 26/11/2013 10:28 pm
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Yes, it hurts.


 
Posted : 26/11/2013 10:30 pm
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Might only work for the Scots but...

Did you hear about the transsexual sky diver?

They landed with a fud.


 
Posted : 26/11/2013 10:32 pm
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I googled it and could barely breathe for laughing when showing the mrs. I also proudly exclaimed that "told you they'd know on singletrack"


 
Posted : 26/11/2013 10:36 pm
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Surely a better question would be why would you want to?

& if you're wearing a parachute are you technically naked?


 
Posted : 26/11/2013 10:37 pm
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I googled as instructed and found this beauty:

The way her twazzer is gasping for air I imagine she unleashed the mother of all queefs when she landed.

Pretty sure that's fine on here?


 
Posted : 26/11/2013 10:38 pm
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As said above, inverted soft bits are the order of the day ๐Ÿ™‚

I heard stories about couples getting it together in the plane and being rolled out the door by other jumpers, to see how long they could keep it going.

Not long I should imagine...


 
Posted : 26/11/2013 10:45 pm
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Check out the Siemens washing machine ad from Danish tv...wowsers


 
Posted : 26/11/2013 10:54 pm
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Thanks for searching for me! Imagine a high flying bee hitting the veg at that speed of descent

Or in the va...


 
Posted : 26/11/2013 11:39 pm
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Google.. naked skydiving flaps gif

It's where they get the inspiration for.

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Posted : 26/11/2013 11:59 pm