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[Closed] Can someone please explain Kim Kardashian to me?

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I am confused.

She isn't an actor, musician, sports person, just famous for being famous. The media seems obsessed with her arse but I think her arse is slightly freakish.

What is it all about, am I missing something?


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:09 am
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Famous for being famous.
Just don't bother with her.
She is happy that you have asked this, any exposure is exposure, in fact my reply is good for her..

Steely Dan "Show business kids making movies of themselves, you know they don't give a **** about anybody else"


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:11 am
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Think the point is not to worry - just imagine knocking one out over her instead....


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:11 am
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The media seems obsessed with her arse

There is a lot of it....

but yes part of the famous for no real reason but trying really hard to be famous


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:12 am
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Second most famous vacuum, next to Space ...


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:13 am
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Empty head, big bum.

That's about it, really.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:13 am
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The fact that we are discussing this shows she has won.

Grr, damnit!


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:13 am
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Wasn't her father one of OJ's lawyers?


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:14 am
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She exists as a metaphor for how shallow and vacuous our society has become.

Hey... I'm a celebrity starts on Sunday!


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:14 am
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as local radio put it this morning.

"mankind has managed to put a probe on a moving asteroid but we still cant work out why kim kardashians famous"


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:15 am
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I'm sure posts like this will diminish her exposure.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:16 am
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Theres a new entertainment form - turning your private life into a soap opera. Its what the 'famous for being famous' industry is all about.

Tradtional entertainment - singing/dancing/acting is all about creating facade. People like the idea of being famous and they like to fantasise about what being famous would be like. But properly famous people don't like to drop the facade and are very protective of their privacy and home life so you can't find out.

Reality stars are all about allowing viewers to peer into your private life as entertainment. Even if your private life curiously seems to follow a shooting script and a production schedule.

Theres also a category thing. Broadcasters (particularly UK terrestrial ones) often have quotas they need to meet in terms of providing factual content as well as entertainment.- News, current affairs, documentary and so on. 'Reality' and 'Factual Entertainment' are ways working around those quotas producing easy-to-make cookie cutter telly instead of having to think or make or do anything. Come Dine With Me, What Peter Did Next, The Only Way is Chelsea, Sun Sex and Suspicous Parent - format-driven reality - these are things you can do with money and time you're supposed to spend on Panorama, Horizon and Storyville.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:16 am
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Hmm, is she the one that does those luxury side-pot yogurt* ads? No idea otherwise. Wouldn't know her arse if I fell into it face first.

*they're vile


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:17 am
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As I understand it, she was moderately famous as a society brat until a sex tape she made was "leaked" at which point she became very famous, gaining her a reality tv show to promote herself and her foul, braindead, vacuous, selfish ignorant horrible f*cking family.

My wife watches it and it is genuinely car crash stuff. Imagine if you will a group of people who have every possible advantage, every conceivable privilege, and yet all they do is bitch, moan, snype and back stab everyone, all while being completely oblivious to the real world.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:17 am
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I'm having a bacon and sausage sarnie for breakfast


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:20 am
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I'm having a bacon and sausage sarnie for breakfast

can you start crying or have an argument about it please.

And que Ravey


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:27 am
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I'm having a bacon and sausage sarnie for breakfast

What's it's arse like?


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:27 am
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someone post a pic


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:30 am
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Hmm, is she the one that does those luxury side-pot yogurt* ads?

No, that's Scherzinger (sp?)


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:30 am
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What's it's arse like?

Jamie's got a Lardon


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:30 am
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[i]No, that's Scherzinger[/i]

Off of the Pussy Cat Dolls? Do they look the same?


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:31 am
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[s]Baby[/s][i]Ravey[/i] got back (bacon)


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:33 am
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Off of the Pussy Cat Dolls? Do they look the same?

Yes and not really. I'm sure you can Google image search as well as the rest of us 🙂


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:38 am
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someone post a pic

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Mmmmmm.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:41 am
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Two words:

No.

Why?


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:42 am
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someone post a pic

OK. I'll take the risk of posting this;

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:42 am
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Famous for being famous, well you could say she's a 'reality TV star', but that's pretty much the same thing.

If you're looking for positives her fame could be taken as a sign of the end of the 'great recession'- the early to mid 2000's were really the age of the 'reality star' and the 'bling culture' they epitomised - once the banks fell and everyone no longer thought they were rich all those It Girls, Former Page 3 'models' and 'socialites' fell out of favour - but the fear seems to have passed for now and that sort of nonsense is back - even Kerry Katona seems to be booking gigs at the moment!


 
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someone post a pic

Of the sandwich?


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:43 am
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know her arse if I fell into it face first.

You wouldn't come out alive


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:43 am
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I'm told by a secondary school teacher friend that many kids these days that, when asked what they want to be when they grow up, say "a celebrity" 😕


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:45 am
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I understand the famous for being famous thing but these people are usually you 'c-list' celebs who are snapped coming out of nighclubs and then everyone loses interest after a few months. But Kardashian seems to be huge (and no, i'm not just talking obout her cartoon arse)


 
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someone post a pic

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This is a presentable version, there's lots more er... "material" avaible on t'internet re Ms Kardasian's assets.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:53 am
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My brother did a photoshoot with her (he was the photographer). Apparently she was really nice in person.

So she could be worse.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:57 am
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Imagine if you will a group of people who have every possible advantage, every conceivable privilege, and yet all they do is bitch, moan, snype and back stab everyone, all while being completely oblivious to the real world.

STW?


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:57 am
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Lets all be honest - you wouldn't climb over her to get to Cougar.....


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 12:00 pm
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Apparentely Kathie Lee Gifford is to blame


 
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geoffj... post of the day!


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 12:06 pm
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[i]This is a presentable version, there's lots more er... "material" avaible on t'internet re Ms Kardasian's assets.[/i]

Blimey, twin sisters that dress the same at their age.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 12:10 pm
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Until this thread, I didn't know she was a real person.
Now I've seen, I wish I hadn't. yuk


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 12:20 pm
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😀


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 12:22 pm
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I am so glad I don't own a TV!


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 12:43 pm
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I find it very difficult to be mad at her. She is a very nice looking woman, and manages to come across as pleasant enough, all things considered.

🙂


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 12:48 pm
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footflaps >>
I am so glad I don't own a TV!

She's not the only thing on. I don't think so anyway.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 12:52 pm
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I find it very difficult to be mad at her. She is a very nice looking woman, and manages to come across as pleasant enough, all things considered.

She is an amazing marketeer. I think this is a stone cold example of don't hate the player, hate the game, yo!


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 12:53 pm
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Girl at work watches all her programmes and whenever you walk past her desk shes got some sort of update/pics on her screen from nosey****er.com

So some people would love to live her lifestyle I imagine. I watched the programme once and thought 'what is this about, it was low on content, just seemed like a family being filmed who happened to have American accents'. Couldn't discern anything different. Just mundane. I guess it shows the normal girl 'this is you if you had alittle more money'?


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 12:57 pm
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She is an amazing marketeer. I think this is a stone cold example of don't hate the player, hate the game, yo!

word! yo, or something 😕


 
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don't hate the player, hate the game, yo!

I don't hate the player, and am generally content to ignore the game completely. On the very rare occasions when I notice it being played, it doesn't seem like a particularly bad game. It's slightly more entertaining than cricket, for example, and less annoying than the Russell Brand game. Yo.

🙂


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 1:01 pm
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Do people really like her bum though? That isthe oddest thing about it all, her bum seems to be the main marketable tihng but it is so big, do people really find it attractive?


 
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I don't hate the player, and am generally content to ignore the game completely. On the very rare occasions when I notice it being played, it doesn't seem like a particularly bad game. It's slightly more entertaining than cricket, for example, and less annoying than the Russell Brand game. Yo.

Fo' 'sho! Yo! Swag!


 
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I understand the famous for being famous thing but these people are usually you 'c-list' celebs who are snapped coming out of nighclubs and then everyone loses interest after a few months. But Kardashian seems to be huge (and no, i'm not just talking obout her cartoon arse)

Oh and she very publicly married the world's most famous Egotist and occasional Rapper Kayne West - they have a baby called, wait for it....

North West...

I know this despite never watching E New, visiting Perz Hilton's website or reading any of the trashy 'celeb' papers.

That's how mainstream they are.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 1:09 pm
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and manages to come across as pleasant

I endured 5 minutes of her TV show and she actually comes across as a massive c**t


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 2:07 pm
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[url= http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/kardashian-photo-breaks-human-spirit-2014111392762 ]a timely interlude from the Mash[/url]


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 2:12 pm
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Got to love The Mash

I have to say I opened this thread as I have no idea who she is or why she's spoken about so much, he answer is sadly what I suspected. Famous for being famous.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 2:16 pm
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There was a woman at Moss side swimming baths with a similar ass- bigger arms etc but the same ass. I couldn't be dragged kicking and screaming to her bed.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 2:22 pm
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We've just landed a robot space probe on a comet, fifty million miles from Earth, the culmination of a ten year mission. That's properly awesome.

Just sayin'.


 
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I find their voices incredibly irritating so avoid them.


 
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We've just landed a robot space probe on a comet, fifty million miles from Earth, the culmination of a ten year mission. That's properly awesome.

I'm pretty sure that if Kim Kardashian had just landed on a comet, fifty million miles from Earth, there would still be people saying "[i]I refuse on principle to understand who she is[/i]"

😉


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 4:05 pm
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...or pretending they don't know who she is.

Even though, due to her ass being so bootylicious, you can actually see it from 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko.


 
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i think to those in the know there called "Bumps" not bums or arses . in certain circles a "massive bump" is viewed as an asset .


 
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Little in the middle but she got much back.


 
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geoffj... post of the day!

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Posted : 13/11/2014 4:51 pm
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GRRRRR give me STW'er-Man flesh

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Posted : 13/11/2014 5:27 pm
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hora - you do realise that's not Kim don't you?


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 5:50 pm
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Out of two twin sisters, only Hora could mistake the third sister than isn't a twin.

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Family portrait, for Hora ^^


 
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Unfortunately when you ask the question that the OP posed you quickly realise how vapid, shallow and utterly pointless a lot of people are.

Only when you realise that you shouldn't even be bothered who she is will you reach true enlightenment.

I am truly glad that when the young'uns at work bang on about so and so off TOWIE or whatever I can honestly say "who?"


 
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WTF is TOWIE?


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 7:50 pm
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Isn't KK's ass visible on Google Earth?
Pretty sure it has its own ZIP Code.
TOWIE? The Only Way Is Essex.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 7:53 pm
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TOWIE? The Only Way Is Essex.

To be honest, I'm still none the wiser.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 7:58 pm
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Have you forgotten how to use Google?


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 8:05 pm
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Anyone seen her sex vid? Its about as fun as Kiera Knightingly declaring she'll go topless


 
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Have you forgotten how to use Google?

No. I just don't want to waste time looking up shit on Google. I am happy to waste it in other ways, but not looking up that pish.


 
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What's your problem with Kiera Knightley Hora?

Women don't need DD sized breasts to be attractive. As evidenced by -

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We've just landed a robot space probe on a comet, fifty million miles from Earth, the culmination of a ten year mission. That's properly awesome.

Just sayin'.

What he need to do now, is land a robotic probe on Kim kardashians rear.

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That's no moon...etc etc etc


 
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Posted : 13/11/2014 8:38 pm
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Problem?

No but a colleague at work wound me up when she said 'seen the Lucy Liu sextape!!!'

I was pisssed off.


 
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Lucy Liu once complained about racism and then made racist remarks about Filipinos, thus entrenching my view of humanity. So I'm disappointed one hasn't been leaked.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 8:56 pm
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Well Im ready. Box of tissues (wholesale pack size) to hand


 
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