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[Closed] Can someone please explain Kim Kardashian to me?

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I find it very difficult to be mad at her. She is a very nice looking woman, and manages to come across as pleasant enough, all things considered.

She is an amazing marketeer. I think this is a stone cold example of don't hate the player, hate the game, yo!


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 12:53 pm
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Girl at work watches all her programmes and whenever you walk past her desk shes got some sort of update/pics on her screen from nosey****er.com

So some people would love to live her lifestyle I imagine. I watched the programme once and thought 'what is this about, it was low on content, just seemed like a family being filmed who happened to have American accents'. Couldn't discern anything different. Just mundane. I guess it shows the normal girl 'this is you if you had alittle more money'?


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 12:57 pm
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She is an amazing marketeer. I think this is a stone cold example of don't hate the player, hate the game, yo!

word! yo, or something 😕


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 12:57 pm
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don't hate the player, hate the game, yo!

I don't hate the player, and am generally content to ignore the game completely. On the very rare occasions when I notice it being played, it doesn't seem like a particularly bad game. It's slightly more entertaining than cricket, for example, and less annoying than the Russell Brand game. Yo.

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Posted : 13/11/2014 1:01 pm
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Do people really like her bum though? That isthe oddest thing about it all, her bum seems to be the main marketable tihng but it is so big, do people really find it attractive?


 
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I don't hate the player, and am generally content to ignore the game completely. On the very rare occasions when I notice it being played, it doesn't seem like a particularly bad game. It's slightly more entertaining than cricket, for example, and less annoying than the Russell Brand game. Yo.

Fo' 'sho! Yo! Swag!


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 1:04 pm
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I understand the famous for being famous thing but these people are usually you 'c-list' celebs who are snapped coming out of nighclubs and then everyone loses interest after a few months. But Kardashian seems to be huge (and no, i'm not just talking obout her cartoon arse)

Oh and she very publicly married the world's most famous Egotist and occasional Rapper Kayne West - they have a baby called, wait for it....

North West...

I know this despite never watching E New, visiting Perz Hilton's website or reading any of the trashy 'celeb' papers.

That's how mainstream they are.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 1:09 pm
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and manages to come across as pleasant

I endured 5 minutes of her TV show and she actually comes across as a massive c**t


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 2:07 pm
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[url= http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/kardashian-photo-breaks-human-spirit-2014111392762 ]a timely interlude from the Mash[/url]


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 2:12 pm
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Got to love The Mash

I have to say I opened this thread as I have no idea who she is or why she's spoken about so much, he answer is sadly what I suspected. Famous for being famous.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 2:16 pm
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There was a woman at Moss side swimming baths with a similar ass- bigger arms etc but the same ass. I couldn't be dragged kicking and screaming to her bed.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 2:22 pm
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We've just landed a robot space probe on a comet, fifty million miles from Earth, the culmination of a ten year mission. That's properly awesome.

Just sayin'.


 
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I find their voices incredibly irritating so avoid them.


 
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We've just landed a robot space probe on a comet, fifty million miles from Earth, the culmination of a ten year mission. That's properly awesome.

I'm pretty sure that if Kim Kardashian had just landed on a comet, fifty million miles from Earth, there would still be people saying "[i]I refuse on principle to understand who she is[/i]"

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Posted : 13/11/2014 4:05 pm
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...or pretending they don't know who she is.

Even though, due to her ass being so bootylicious, you can actually see it from 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 4:07 pm
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i think to those in the know there called "Bumps" not bums or arses . in certain circles a "massive bump" is viewed as an asset .


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 4:22 pm
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Little in the middle but she got much back.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 4:32 pm
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geoffj... post of the day!

+1


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 4:51 pm
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GRRRRR give me STW'er-Man flesh

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Posted : 13/11/2014 5:27 pm
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hora - you do realise that's not Kim don't you?


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 5:50 pm
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Out of two twin sisters, only Hora could mistake the third sister than isn't a twin.

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Family portrait, for Hora ^^


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 6:54 pm
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Unfortunately when you ask the question that the OP posed you quickly realise how vapid, shallow and utterly pointless a lot of people are.

Only when you realise that you shouldn't even be bothered who she is will you reach true enlightenment.

I am truly glad that when the young'uns at work bang on about so and so off TOWIE or whatever I can honestly say "who?"


 
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WTF is TOWIE?


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 7:50 pm
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Isn't KK's ass visible on Google Earth?
Pretty sure it has its own ZIP Code.
TOWIE? The Only Way Is Essex.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 7:53 pm
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TOWIE? The Only Way Is Essex.

To be honest, I'm still none the wiser.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 7:58 pm
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Have you forgotten how to use Google?


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 8:05 pm
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Anyone seen her sex vid? Its about as fun as Kiera Knightingly declaring she'll go topless


 
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Have you forgotten how to use Google?

No. I just don't want to waste time looking up shit on Google. I am happy to waste it in other ways, but not looking up that pish.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 8:11 pm
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What's your problem with Kiera Knightley Hora?

Women don't need DD sized breasts to be attractive. As evidenced by -

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Posted : 13/11/2014 8:19 pm
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We've just landed a robot space probe on a comet, fifty million miles from Earth, the culmination of a ten year mission. That's properly awesome.

Just sayin'.

What he need to do now, is land a robotic probe on Kim kardashians rear.

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That's no moon...etc etc etc


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 8:25 pm
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Posted : 13/11/2014 8:38 pm
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Problem?

No but a colleague at work wound me up when she said 'seen the Lucy Liu sextape!!!'

I was pisssed off.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 8:50 pm
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Lucy Liu once complained about racism and then made racist remarks about Filipinos, thus entrenching my view of humanity. So I'm disappointed one hasn't been leaked.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 8:56 pm
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Well Im ready. Box of tissues (wholesale pack size) to hand


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 9:09 pm
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The 70's just called, they want Hora back.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 10:38 pm
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The 70's just called, they want Hora back.

He can't go yet. He's busy ****ing a box of tissues.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 10:42 pm
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😀
Any port in a storm.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 10:50 pm
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Start the clock! ........

WTF is TOWIE ?

Time taken so far = typing the same thing into google.

TOWIE? The Only Way Is Essex.

To be honest, I'm still none the wiser.

Time taken so far = to reading what TOWIE is on google results.

Have you forgotten how to use Google?

No. I just don't want to waste time looking up shit on Google. I am happy to waste it in other ways, but not looking up that pish.

Time taken so far ... Far greater than looking it up for yourself on google, but with the added bonus that know people know all about something you don't like.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 10:55 pm
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Who (really)?

Does she exist beyond the Wail online and that's not welcome here?


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 10:59 pm
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Time taken so far ... Far greater than looking it up for yourself on google, but with the added bonus that know people know all about something you don't like.

Eh?

Here's the thing though - I still dont know what TOWIE is and I'm pleased about that.


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:01 pm
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The new(ish) body count album sums its up.
"We've gone from saying fight the power to wondering what kim kardasian is wearing"

Though if you watch the interviews it's directed at society in general not individuals.

Didn't this all start from the Osbournes?


 
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Sold these to Hora earlier.
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I still dont know what TOWIE is and I'm pleased about that.

Why are you pleased ?


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:09 pm
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The new(ish) body count album sums its up.
"We've gone from saying fight the power to wondering what kim kardasian is wearing"

Though if you watch the interviews it's directed at society in general not individuals.

Didn't this all start from the Osbournes?


 
Posted : 13/11/2014 11:09 pm
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