MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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I live alone, I know, I am sad. Last night my parents stayed with me as I am taking them on holiday as a birthday treat.
They don't sleep! They spent the entire night up and down and going to the toilet and this morning an entire loo roll has been finished! I always leave a spare in the loo and they'd started that AND been using the downstairs loo as well.
Are there any REALLY old people on here? What do you do with toilet roll? It can't simply be for the, ahem, bog standard use!
web cam the loo and leave another roll out tonight but this time make it the medicated stuff as old people love that even more. confront them with the evidence next day...bang to rights!
Dibbs to the thread please!
He's the oldest person in England so is highly qualified to answer this.
You're right they didn't sleep all night. They were shagging each others brains out - repeatedly - and the loo roll was for, err, cleaning up.
Hairy arses?
My wife eats loo roll. its obscene. She puts it on the cistern as well, so its not in a sensible reach place (holder fell off)
I worked with 6 women, loo paper is one of my biggest sundry expenses.
druidh - Member
You're right they didn't sleep all night. They were shagging each others brains out - repeatedly - and the loo roll was for, err, cleaning up.
Beat me to it.....
are they supermodels?
DrRS**** - Member
I live alone
It's your Mum. Because you live alone you have jumped to the conclusion that older people get through tons of loo roll. They don't, women of any age do.