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...Have you ever suffered this embarrassing phenomena ?
I'm guessing we all have !
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Now I always put my coat down first !
Bad news: You've got an arse-leak.
How are you working up this sweat?
I tend to carry a jacket on rides so I can sit on it to ensure I that I am allowed to return to the café on the next ride out that way.... 😳
Fairy Wings is the term you seek. Try wearing pants and trousers, that should eliminate it.
Not to mention the perilous task of squeezing out a fart whilst sitting on one of those.
Armchair or sofa - no problem (and the padding also diffuses the stench so there is potential to blame someone else or slip away quietly).
But try lifting a cheek on a plaggy chair and you are in big trouble.
Unless taking an exam in which case every boy in the exam hall has got problems trying to stifle their giggles.