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You really couldn't script this!
The way they look, the names, the lack of morality, the violence.
The Daily Mash couldn't have written this!
don't worry, someone will be along soon to allocate blame.
Yep,a collapsed society.Binners will be along soon to tell us all how well it's going.
don’t worry, someone will be along soon to allocate blame.
Farage.
2 pissed up teenage girls having a fight over a dodgy boyfriend.
Been going on for years. Certainly it was happening over 30 years ago.
Fashion looks a little different and there were no daft enhanced pictures doing the rounds, but nothing else has really changed.
Knormal for Knutsford
I blame Christopher Biggins.
I blame Keith Chegwin.
Hmmm, I can remember this kind of thing occasionally happening in pubs when I was younger (24/25 yrs ago) so it's not exactly a new thing.
One fight outside The Rat & Parrot in Harrow on a balmy summers evening between two girls got particularly fruity when one of them took her shoe off (with a large, chunky heel) and used it to club the other girl over the head with. There were literally tufts of hair being pulled out by both sides & a couple of their male friends who tried to intervene both got punched in the face.
Admittedly, back in the day I don't remember the makeup being quite so clown-like
few years back now, I was with a mate driving home after a day at Afan, about 6pm We needed fuel, and went into Port Talbot to find a filling station. As he filled the car, I watched as door of the pub on the other side of the road fling open wildly and two middle aged women came stumbling out. They then proceeded to have a one handed fist fight (they were careful not to spill too much of their pints) about who knows what. The crowd that built up around them eventually pulled them apart when one of them put their pint on the ground to better Have At It, something that was clearly a foul move.
shit like this has always gone on
I was referring mainmly to the silly lips and eyebrows and the name Safari-Leigh. WTAF?
If the kids look/act like that I wonder what the parents are like?.
They seem nice girls.
Yep, no different to any other kebab shop on a weekend.
Lifes never ending story.
and the name Safari-Leigh
It's her sisters Camping and Mini-break I feel sorry for.
The way they look, the names, the lack of morality, the violence.
Your value judgement is a far greater problem for Britain (or indeed anywhere else) than their makeup tbh.
Turns out 'Safari' is actually a proper name, named after her Mum's favourite browser...
I think its a sad state of affairs when the local rag feels the need to describe blow for blow a sad bitch fight between two kids, its gutter gossip and serves no-one to know every sad little detail.
Binners will be along soon to tell us all how well it’s going
He's the boyfriend?!!!
If the gutter press stuck to this rubbish instead of getting into politics we'd be considerably less broken.
It’s her sisters Camping and Mini-break I feel sorry for.
Could be worse.
The other girl's name is Barmaid Katie Frost.
It's not unusual, I've seen a fair few fights similar whilst working behind bars, years ago.
One memorable one was when one young "lady" used her stiletto shoe's heel as a stabbing weapon. Repeatedly stabbing the other "lady" in the head with it.
Admittedly, back in the day I don’t remember the makeup being quite so clown-like
I think this is the real issue, I mean what were they both thinking?
It wasn't me guv. I wouldn't be caught dead in Knutsford 😀
The only way that story could be any more 'Cheshire' is if the bloke involved was a footballer and she made her escape afterwards in this...
The way they look, the names, the lack of morality, the violence.
Yeah as already pointed out it’s not exactly new just different unusual names and fashions.
Broken Britain belongs in the bin with Snowflake.
I wasn't aware that fights only happen in Britain?
Every country has problems with society, you can either conclude they're all broken in some way, or probably more reasonably assume that if you group together millions of people, quite a few of them are going to do the odd thing that makes you Cringe a bit.
Canada, often seen as a North American Nirvana has a big Far Right Problem and their Indigenous population have a terrible time of things a lot of the time. Australia was there a generation ago and have made huge strides, but I couldn't say whether it was because they're good at it, or because economically they're doing very well and a comfortable life often leads to happier people.
France, where every Brit want's to retire to have a bit of their idyllic life has a terrible domestic abuse issue.
Spain has an unemployment rate just below 20% which is a great improvement over the 25% it had a few years ago.
The Swiss have a huge racism problem.
And that's just the countries most Brits assume are in some ways better than ours. I spent some time in Bavaria, very pretty, very reversed people, but go to a shady Bar on the outskirts of town and you'll see the same shit you see in any flat-roof Pub in the UK.
I feel sorry for my son. When I was courting his mum, she wasn't a major make up wearer so I knew exactly what she looked like. Hopefully he'll have the sense to see through the troweled on makeup and stupid selfie poses....
The selfies on that story show do not depict the actual likeness of the person pictured outside court!! I can see why the fella was trying his hand at few other women....
The way they look, the names, the lack of morality, the violence.
I'm with you on the last two.
I couldn't give a **** how they look or what they're called though.
Ignorance, like the MINI or genital warts, is classless.
Frost who lives with her mother in Knutsford was ordered to pay Miss Paton £50 compensation after she admitted common assault. She also admitted common assault on two police officers and was ordered to pay them a total of £100 damages.
£150 is no deterrent.
I think this is the real issue, I mean what were they both thinking?
That if it's something blokes are prepared to pay for and keep, they'd be as well making themselves up to look like a sex doll?
and the name Safari-Leigh. WTAF?
I need to know the story behind the parents choosing that name, presuming its a genuine, bonafide, on the passport name?
Have you ever been to Leigh?
It's a jungle
Some people pay to watch boxing.
£150 is no deterrent.
Probably gets through twice that in make-up a week....
I’ve seen a fair few fights similar whilst working behind bars, years ago.
Similar. Always had the problem none of us wanted to intervene since generally with blokes shove them apart and generally it calms down and if not some mild violence did the trick at least where i worked. Whereas with women its more likely to end up being painful.
and the name Safari-Leigh. WTAF?
I would imagine that Leofgifu and Sweterun tittered to themselves when Aurelia turned up at the village, as well.
You could probably make a fortune if you televised drunken beauty therapists beating the shit out of each other.
You could probably make a fortune if you televised drunken beauty therapists beating the shit out of each other.
The Ex Smacked 'er?
In other local news.... the front page of my local paper this week carries the headline
Granny, 35, behind bars for stabbing woman with screwdriver
I think its a sad state of affairs when the local rag feels the need to describe blow for blow a sad bitch fight between two kids,
I think its a sad state of affairs when the local rag feels the need to repeat the entire story three times over using the same words in slightly different orders, presumably in order to squeeze in as many photographs of the two "beauties" as possible whilst attempting to maintain the facade of it being a news article.
Have you ever been to Leigh?
Have you ever been on Safari?
The Ex Smacked ‘er?
Having a Pop Idle
35? Now that is an unusual name.
Having a Pop Idle
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