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Some fab stories on the front page. Your Stars is a classic.
From the Hillary Clinton / Iran story
In what Middle East analysts say was a coded message to moderate elements within the Supreme Council of Ayatollahs, Mrs Clinton said: "You're a bunch of grade-A f***ing maniacs. Pack it in."
I agree - it seemed to go a bit stale for a while, but it's right back on form.
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even the front page headlines are 1st class - noel edmonds one in particular
Spat coffee at the monitor on this...
[i]Daily Mail having a long, hard think about Alexander McQueen
Editor remains unsure what arsehole readership will want to hear about dead gay man who made nice things.[/i]
A VOODOO witch-doctor who regards his own genitals as a mortal sin, last night claimed to be the world's foremost expert on the laws of nature.
Mr Ratzinger likes to think about nature while wearing his 'Science Hat'Joseph Ratzinger said his knowledge and understanding of physics, chemistry and biology now surpassed that of any other human being, and anyone who challenged him would be cast into a nine-level supernatural punishment world full of demons and hot brimstone until the year infinity.
Ratzinger, who uses the stage name 'Pope Benedict XVI'
[url= http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/brown-threatens-to-fly-plane-into-office-of-national-statistics-201002192487/ ]Tom Logan, the prime minister's biographer, said: "This is all part of an ongoing feud between Mr Brown and the ONS. Every time he thinks he has a chance of recovery, they produce some figures that show the full extent to which he has f*cked everything into a cocked hat.[/url]
Superb.