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[Closed] Bright side of the impending nuclear holocaust...

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.... at least we will be able to settle the age old argument about which will be the only things that will survive afterwards; cockroaches or Shimano M520 spd pedals.


 
Posted : 04/09/2017 7:31 pm
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Will be driving one of these,

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Posted : 04/09/2017 7:33 pm
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Another positive, the following nuclear winter will slow/stop global warming and allow what remains of the human race to finish their cave paintings without worrying about rising sea levels.


 
Posted : 04/09/2017 7:45 pm
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If they are going to go ahead with a nuclear war then I hope it starts Sunday night. I'm off this week and next week at work is going to be a bummer.

I am presuming that an impending nuclear holocaust is sufficient grounds to phone in sick.


 
Posted : 04/09/2017 7:58 pm
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Nope, but the EMP problems might mean that you can't work remotely so, again, a slight win.


 
Posted : 04/09/2017 8:00 pm
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I for one welcome the nuclear winter, I'm knackered.


 
Posted : 04/09/2017 8:02 pm
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I booked for a week on Gran Canaria 2nd week October; I'll be really peeved if the nuclear holocaust distrupts that in any way.

Bright side being - the nuclear winter will prob make climbing the VOTT less sweaty.


 
Posted : 04/09/2017 8:17 pm
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Just remember to paint your windows black and hide under your kitchen door and you'll be all right. Duck and cover kids, duck and cover


 
Posted : 04/09/2017 8:31 pm
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Black? Surely you mean white to reflect the heat...


 
Posted : 04/09/2017 8:38 pm
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I thought it was run, hide and tell these days. It's so confusing.


 
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Nope, but the EMP problems might mean that you can't work remotely so, again, a slight win.

Silly people that bought into Di2 and fancy seatposts


 
Posted : 04/09/2017 9:05 pm
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It'll save us from Brexit at least...


 
Posted : 04/09/2017 9:11 pm
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Flash, I don't think Joe can drive


 
Posted : 04/09/2017 9:21 pm
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People might finally shut up about the property market.


 
Posted : 04/09/2017 9:23 pm
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I would think it will provide some excellent material for the next Public Service Broadcasting album. Although a lot of the modern news and politics people have shit voices compared to the olden days. Perhaps they could get Trevor MacDonald to do all the announcements? His voice is suitably serious.


 
Posted : 04/09/2017 9:29 pm
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Well if they get it done before the last round of world cup qualifiers it'll prevent Scotland from failing to qualify for another tournament


 
Posted : 04/09/2017 11:07 pm
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is a nuclear winter going to be a warm affair? or am i going to have to buy some more woolly socks?


 
Posted : 04/09/2017 11:10 pm
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Bright side of the impending nuclear holocaust...

...is between 10 and 60 seconds before you are vapourised* by the fireball / shockwave.

*hopefully, I've seen [i]The Road[/i]. I don't fancy it.


 
Posted : 04/09/2017 11:14 pm
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What tyres for a nuclear winter?


 
Posted : 05/09/2017 12:04 am
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What tyres for a nuclear winter?

Rocket Ron?


 
Posted : 05/09/2017 12:07 am
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If there is a nuclear war then everyday will be burning man festival, which I know many of you really look forward to. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


 
Posted : 05/09/2017 12:21 am
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Shouldn't have to cut the grass as much.

There will likely be some new trails.


 
Posted : 05/09/2017 6:19 am
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Get your T2 Factor 1000000 sun block here!


 
Posted : 05/09/2017 7:54 am
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I've seen The Road. I don't fancy it.

Pedant: There's no indication in The Road that a nuclear war took place, as far as I remember.


 
Posted : 05/09/2017 8:15 am
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Pedant: There's no indication in The Road that a nuclear war took place, as far as I remember.

Granted.

I've seen When the Wind Blows, I don't fancy that either.


 
Posted : 05/09/2017 8:54 am
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Beneath the Planet of the Apes?

May the blessings of the Bomb Almighty and the fellowship of the Holy Fallout descend on us all, this night and for evermore. Amen.


 
Posted : 05/09/2017 9:03 am