Luiz has been rumbled
Maicon hasn't been the same since Bale skinned him
Dante is awful
Oscar is the only player to turn up
Cummon! Cummon! Germany is lame ... I need more goals. 😆
Keep it tight until half time and then regroup?
Germans will jog off as if it's only half over. Machines.
Ozil still somehow manages to be the worst player on the pitch
Ve vant sechs. Ve vant sechs.
so what did i miss??? ref gives a penalty to brazil for conciliation.
Brazilians kidnap german team tonight. better get the security out . They almost took out jenson button a few years back.
No one wanted to see this
Erm.
It's only one try - no dramas.
If only this game were on sky. I'd love to know what Ray Winston would offer us for a bit of in play betting.
Can someone at the Beeb organise a Big-****-Phil-Cam on the red button please?
I've got Klose as captain in fantasy football 😀
Erm
+1
Ve vant sechs.
We're blokes that's a given. Now about the football.
i want sechs tonight!
Erm +2
Ve vant sechs. Ve vant sechs.
#strangest
Oooh. Just heard Arsenal are getting Alexis Sánchez. All in all, quite a pleasant evening.
Big Phil seems to have turned to Big Sam for inspiration now.
This is a bit like Brazil's capitulation in the 1998 final - only MUCH more so.
If the Brazilian supporters had anything about them they'd be cheering every free kick and corner. It's over, they should accept it and bask in their mediocrity.
Holy crap. My son woke up for 10 mins and the score jumps to 5-0. Have Brazil been pish?
So, I don't have any interest in football.
Just did a bit of channel hopping.
Exact words where "Whoah what the ****"
I'm watching on ZDF, the commentary is so downbeat you'd think no-one had scored.
Rocketdog +1
Glad to be getting an early night myself
If the Brazilian supporters had anything about them they'd be cheering every free kick and corner. It's over, they should accept it and bask in their mediocrity.
All part timers.
Real fans can't afford tickets.
Basically, most of their support are having prawn sandwiches at half time.
Ha ha ha! This is bloody brilliant. Camera in Brazilian changing room now, please!
why does brazil play like england???
So stay for the second half or bed time?
Freak results happen in world cups, France 0 Senegal 1, Ireland 1 Italy 0, Argies 0 Cameroon 1.... But Ze Germans 5 Brasil 0 !!!
Deutschland! Deutschland! Oi! Oi! Oi! 😆
An argument for a mercy rule in football? If you were a Brazil fan would you really be that bothered about seeing another 45 minutes?
Brazil's performances have been flattered by refereeing decisions in a couple of games, they have progressed further than they deserved to do, and know they are getting embarrassed.
Boo'ing !!
In a WC semi final!!
Poor form that
Just seen on FB "We know they're Brazilians but do they have to play like a bunch of c****".
Just wish I was out there. There is some work to be done with those terribly upset Brazilian women.
Erm
What I mean is we want to see a great game not a humiliation for the home nation!
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In a WC semi final!!
Poor form that
they should have cheered them off then?
If you cannot boo that then what can you boo?
what is alan shearer on about, brazil can't be a shambles and germany be awesome at the same time?
match fixing?? The refs in on it too!
£50 million defender anyone? Bet there's some happy faces in Paris
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Gifs of the crowd is a bit nasty, poor kid.
Die Deutschen wollen mehr als Brasilien??
Waiting for the flood light failure 🙂
