This country, it's so shit at the mo.
So we've all had enough 'days off' and now it's time to go back to work.
Says the man who missed how many Cobra meetings and hid in a fridge to avoid doing his.
I've run out of words to display the contempt I feel for him. Thankfully I still have asterisks.
**** *, ****
But....eh....what a 'lad' eh?
Not like that uptight Starmer bloke or beardy Corbyn with Diane Abbott....urgh!
What a lad, bit of a shagger, likes a pint and a nice pair of norks, bit of character, that's what we need...
"Bish, bash, bosh, Vinda-looooo, vinda-loooo, vinda-loo-la-la. We've *ed our economeeeeee and we don't care because we're harder than yooooooou la-la. You can stick your *ing berets up your arse la-la"
Etc.
He should be sacked I can't get my head around this country at the mo.
Wales independence please. Celtic union even better.
He's worse than Trump.
Well I like him.
Hopefully he'll be around for the next general election but if not, well no worries. The Labour party have lost Scotland, lost the North, lost the green vote, which leaves about ten people on here plus the guardian readership. That should get them at least a thousand votes total.
'that waitress gave me a lovely semillon'
Well I like him.
Could I honestly ask why?
Could I honestly ask why?
Inadequacy of some kind is the usual answer.
I don't care if you like him ffs. He should be sacked for getting his mistress £100k worth of benefits.
But yes otherwise correct the Tories are nstoppable at the mo.
What do you like most about him? Is it the serial cheating? The getting fired for lying? The lying to us? The lying to the queen? All the jobs he's had that he just couldn't be bothered to do, like the history book where he just made up the history or running the country? The excess covid deaths? Where he blames Europe for the deal he negotiated and signed? How nobody's allowed to know how many kids he's abandoned by how many mothers, but we're still supposed to feel sorry for him because the child support is too expensive for his £150000 salary, which presumably balances out all the taxpayer's money he's given to his mistresses...
Well I like him.
hahahahaha.... i guess someone has to.
"well i like him"
Christ. Is that all it takes - being likeable?
Killing an extra few 10's of thousands of people because self-entitlement and arrogance means you won't take scientific advice doesn't count for anything if you're likeable?
Blaming Europe for a 3rd wave 'lapping at our shores' and still not testing the 3000 truckers coming into the country every day. Still he's a likeable cheeky chappy isn't he?
It's Fred West I feel sorry for, if he was more fun down the pub then maybe the country wouldn't have vilified him so much.
FFS
Aww but it’s Boris 🙂
Whose currently removing your rights to protest and aiming at your your human rights next, whats not to like 🙂
Christ. Is that all it takes – being likeable?
for most tories propably not.
Christ. Is that all it takes – being likeable?
If you're appealing to thick buggers, yes.
Of course thebees likes him. Thinks they'll get a **** and a few quid.
What do you like most about him?
I like how he's trying as much as possible to bypass parliament, control the output of the BBC, limit access to journalists who want to ask pesky questions, politicise the civil service, spaff money on nuclear weapons, hand out enormous contracts to chums for doing very little. As well as the narcissism, habitual lying and philandering, what's not to like?
Could I honestly ask why?
My money is on it being 'because he winds up all the right people'
Christ. Is that all it takes – being likeable?Killing an extra few 10’s of thousands of people because self-entitlement and arrogance means you won’t take scientific advice doesn’t count for anything if you’re likeable?
Blaming Europe for a 3rd wave ‘lapping at our shores’ and still not testing the 3000 truckers coming into the country every day. Still he’s a likeable cheeky chappy isn’t he?
When I see responses such as this I am reminded of what a Trump supporter said to a news correspondent over why this Trump supporter was angry with him. The Trump supporter said 'because he's not hurting the right people'.
I imagine thebees will only start to dislike Boris and his ilk when he stops hurting the right people, because as it stands, all the unnecessary deaths, the lies, and corruption are a price worth paying.
I assume you guys have seen the mirror scoop:
"'He couldn't keep his hands off me...' Jennifer Arcuri admits four-year affair with serial love cheat Boris Johnson - with racy pics and flirty texts"
Will Carrie put up with this? Johnson the lying philanderer. does that not also mean we now have proof of Johnson lying to parliament as he denied this?
Will Carrie put up with this? Johnson the lying philanderer. does that not also mean we now have proof of Johnson lying to parliament as he denied this?
Being publicly dumped by Carrie would be a start. Sadly, his track record for lying to anyone and everyone was well known when he was elected leader of the party, and leader of the country. Enough people don't care, for reasons I can't understand.
I've always felt that a politicians love life shouldn't really be used against them - plenty of people make mistakes in relationships, but a serial shagger with a record of losing his job for lying really shouldn't be trusted with anything involving commitment, judgement and self control.
the issue is Johnson gave her company government money she was not entitled to and also got her on promotional trips she was not entitled to - then lied to the london assembly( not parliament) investigators over this
That puts him in trouble.
Will Carrie put up with this?
Remind me again.. how did Boris and Carrie meet?
Will Carrie put up with this?
She's a fool if she didn't already assume that he had been up to this, not that that makes it ok.
does that not also mean we now have proof of Johnson lying to parliament as he denied this?
Do we not already? Doesn't seem to matter any more.
That puts him in trouble.
Not with the backing he has. Remember Cumstains?
Too many people stand to gain too much from Johnson's 'benign bumbling dictator' act.
Symonds won't dump him. She's on the payroll and the career ladder. ****'s sake - no one would want to shag that fly-tipped sofa unless they thought they were getting some material gain out of it.
That puts him in trouble.
He lied to the Queen with absolutely no consequences...
In the grand scheme of things, she "only" got £126,000 which, compared to the amounts of money that Boris has spaffed elsewhere on non-existent Garden Bridges, unusable watercannon and impossible airports, is a drop in the ocean.
At worst he might get a telling off from some Audit Committee or Parliamentary Standards Commission or similar.
Do we not already? Doesn’t seem to matter any more.
Everyone knew but no proof. Now we have proof.
the differnce is this is with the london assembly which is not tory controlled
I suspect that shagging around with a hot American blonde AND slipping her £100k of taxpayers money, just makes him more of a legend in the eyes of voters that already like him, as I'm sure TheBees would confirm
tjagain
Full MemberWill Carrie put up with this? Johnson the lying philanderer. does that not also mean we now have proof of Johnson lying to parliament as he denied this?
We already know he lied to parliament about PPE procurement- the court case proved that, the evidence that the government brought forward in that case contradicted Johnston's statements in parliament.This is more salacious I suppose but way less important, depends what actually counts.
As for Symonds, she started her affair with Johnston while he was still married to his last wife, with who lest we forget, he conceived a child while still married to his previous wife, and that was at the very least the 4th child he'd conceived with another woman during that marriage. So if she's shocked by this she must go through life being shocked by stuff like the sun rising every day.
Will Carrie put up with this?
As the old saying goes - when a man marries his mistress, it creates a vacancy.
hot American blonde
Whoah!
Let's not credit De Pfeffel with 'punching' too much. She looks like a cross between Emma Bunton and Zippy from Rainbow.
So if she’s shocked by this she must go through life being shocked by stuff like the sun rising every day.
She's not shocked. It's all mapped out on the career timeline.
I suspect that shagging around with a hot American blonde AND slipping her £100k of taxpayers money, just makes him more of a legend in the eyes of voters that already like him, as I’m sure TheBees would confirm
Phwoar! LEGEND!
Whoops....
As Mrs Binners said this morning:
“I don’t want to know about it because just like everything else he does, there will be absolutely no consequences for him and it will make absolutely * all difference to anything”
Difficult to argue with that.
On previous form, Boris must just be thankful that at least one of his dodgy liaisons didn’t result in yet more unwanted children that he couldn’t give a flying * about
As for Carrie Symonds? She’s not so much entered into a marriage as a contract. She seems to be smart enough to have the measure of him (not really difficult, is it?) and I’m sure that when he’s served his purpose for her career she’ll take him to the cleaners.
As for Carrie Symonds? She’s not so much entered into a marriage as a contract. She seems to be smart enough to have the measure of him (not really difficult, is it?) and I’m sure that when he’s served his purpose for her career she’ll take him to the cleaners.
100%
Well, I genuinely hope she does have an escape plan.
Let’s not credit De Pfeffel with ‘punching’ too much. She looks like a cross between Emma Bunton and Zippy from Rainbow.
Harsh. What's wrong wih Zippy ?
Also note how the Guardian is not running this story at all right now. Only the (weak in my opinion) cartoon today alludes to it.
So if you see the inevitable gammony frothing on social meedya about 'lefty guardian readers' and the like, be sure to point this out.
Carrie Symonds was Johnson's mistress. She knows the score. It is baked into her career plan. The big question is - is it in De Pfeffel's?
My point was that this is now proof he lied in an investigation by the london assembly - a body he does not control
The story does seem to be getting fairly minimal media coverage and I suspect it’ll just die away as normal for boris. Amazing how morals, integrity, fathering children left right and centre are only important to our esteemed press when it’s the lower orders being promiscuous.
Hmmmm....can I just say Russian violinist?
Hmmmm….can I just say Russian violinist?
You just did, you naughty thing...🙊
Harsh. What’s wrong wih Zippy ?
I might have to retract that - the ability to stop Zippy's stream of verbal diarrhoea with a simple swipe of a zip actually has a lot of merit when compared to Johnson.
In the mildest defence possible of the other papers at the moment it is a Mirror exclusive...
However we all know he'll be given a free pass from Kier during the next PMQ's - can't be seen to rock the boat.
