Looking forward to some Estonian / Indonesian / Guatemalan ** style chamber punch up. Blojo definitely in need of a slap and bloodsports OK for more than six people.
** I made these countries up but we'll all seen an MP pagga on the telly at some time.
Always nice to see ‘pagga’ in use.
Never heard it before! Pagga = Punch-up?
Used to be pagger here. Or in the picture above, thta's definitely a Mass Pagger
A stoush?
Who’s paying for the upheaval of 2021 ?
As far as Johnson is concerned the same as whenever he screws someone over:
"Some ****er else".
Never heard it before! Pagga = Punch-up?
Pretty much yeah. A rammy, a general fight where all are welcome.
A stoush?
BUUUUUUUUUUNDLE!!!
I’m loving this “tag team” of Labour leadership stand ins at the despatch box. I don’t think Johnson is though. Desperate to talk about sticking it to the EU, when the focus stays on the continuing streams of government failures back home.
I’m loving this “tag team” of Labour leadership stand ins at the despatch box. I don’t think Johnson is though. Desperate to talk about sticking it to the EU, when the focus stays on the continuing streams of government failures back home.
theyre all getting a turn
itll go all the way down to Richard Burgon sytepping up & schooling hime before the Tories will admit Johnson is a sad empty vessel of spaff
I saw it was Angela Rayner's turn today - how did it go?
Score draw
Oh, Flo Bo has announced an "action plan" for care comes. Sounds very grand....and totally forgotten about by tomorrow.
Great to see he is making plans well before they might be needed for a second wave,not leaving things till the last minute or anything.
Must be absolute torture for families with loved ones in care homes watching events unfold.
Oh, Flo Bo has announced an “action plan” for care comes. Sounds very grand….and totally forgotten about by tomorrow.
And a few weeks too late. Care homes are being seeded by staff and visitors right now. 'Action Plan' as effective as 'Ring of Steel', I suspect. Sorry, old folks.
I expect the 'Action Plan' will be as well-conceived and thought through as 'Operation Moonshot'
Sooner or later even the hardest of thinking are surely going to realise that the only thing that ever comes out of his mouth are empty, meaningless soundbites and slogans, with nothing whatsoever to actually back them up. Its all just bullshit and empty promises that will never be delivered on.
Actually... that sounds a lot like Brexit
Listening to the idiot trying to bumble his way through the Commons Liason Committee is just embarrassing
He sounds like a bloke you'd find at the end of the bar in your local who's been in there all afternoon.
He can barely string a coherent sentence together
I expect the ‘Action Plan’ will be as well-conceived and thought through as ‘Operation Moonshot’
Little Trump…
https://twitter.com/mikeysmith/status/1306249443931455489?s=21
Care homes are being seeded by staff and visitors right now. ‘
Most round us are restricting visiting already to avoid that risk. In the same way that they locked down 2-3 weeks ahead of our government's lockdown in March.
At the next election I'll vote for a care home manager!
He's being questioned about Brexit at the moment by the Commons committee and its clear that he hasn't got the first idea about the specific details of the withdrawal agreement he's being asked about. The one he apparently negotiated himself.
He is literally making it up as he goes along. He obviously doesn't have a scooby what they're on about.
You can tell he's really bluffing because he's doing the thing where he chucks in Latin phrases. The rest of it is in English, of sorts, but its just word-soup. Utter gibberish!
He's being absolutely taken apart again here.
Tory MPs must be watching this car crash with their heads in their hands
^^Can I watch this online binners?
Its on live on Five Live at the moment. I expect it'll be on BBC News
EDIT: live on Sky news
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1306239046750928896?s=20
That's depressing to watch, he's just blithering until it's time for the next question, then repeat until it's over.
It's staggering that he clearly knows absolutely no details about anything at all of the policy of a government that he's meant to be leading. Nothing! Even on the most contentious issues of the day, he clearly didn't even know the slightest thing about what was being discussed and was just trying to wing it.
It reminds me of being in an English Literature class and some kid being asked questions about a book he hadn't bothered to read.
Its almost as if it was someone else who was doing all that, and he's just a spokesman
And now he has lost Lord Keen who was hardly a rowdy rebel in the party, wheels really are falling off, can't wait to see what boot licker will step forwards to take his place
It’s staggering that he clearly knows absolutely no details about anything at all of the policy of a government that he’s meant to be leading. Nothing! Even on the most contentious issues of the day, he clearly didn’t even know the slightest thing about what was being discussed and was just trying to wing it.
It saves him from having to have a conscience.
And now he has lost Lord Keen who was hardly a rowdy rebel in the party, wheels really are falling off, can’t wait to see what boot licker will step forwards to take his place
I think it will actually be very difficult to find anyone. Any member of the scottish bar who takes the job on is effectively ruling themselves out of any future legal career as they will never be seen as honest.
A few observations about Cummings and his role in choosing Johnson’s successor:
The backbenchers hate him and it’s mutual.
He may not actually be a Tory party member (if not, he hasn’t got a vote).
Unless his favoured candidate wins he’ll be jettisoned pretty quickly.
Only reason he hasn’t gone already is because Johnson needs him to think for him.
fadda
Full MemberI saw it was Angela Rayner’s turn today – how did it go?
From what I saw, various people asked the PM questions and he didn't even attempt to answer any of them. And half the time, the non-answer wasn't related to the questions. Rayner's intro was excellent but basically pointless since this PM doesn't do PMQs.
Apparently Johnston "won" though because he accused Starmer of dodging PMQs despite having got his corona test results. Even though he got it just before the start of PMQs, and doesn't have a teleporter.
Genuine question - when was the last time Boris and Carrie were seen in public together? I can't recall the last time I saw her (I think it was May) and a quick google search didn't answer it.
Given the rumours i doubt they will be seen together again. Johnsons johnson is out of control He just cannot keep it in his trousers
You read my mind TJ!
I can't put my finger on it but there seems to be a sense of panic at the moment. It's not a panic to mitigate the disaster of Brexit though. As I've said before it strikes me almost as those frantic moments in a ram raid when everything is being grabbed before it all goes wrong. It's like the pretence and artifice has been dropped as something is about to happen.
Certain prominent Brexiteers also seem to have evaporated from the media recently. The opposition behave like all they need to do is maintain a holding pattern for a while. Something's up.
As I’ve said before it strikes me almost as those frantic moments in a ram raid when everything is being grabbed before it all goes wrong. It’s like the pretence and artifice has been dropped as something is about to happen.
Brilliant description, I understand it perfectly, but hadn't been able to articulate it
Genuine question – when was the last time Boris and Carrie were seen in public together? I can’t recall the last time I saw her (I think it was May) and a quick google search didn’t answer it.
There was a photo of them in most of the papers in the last month on holiday in Scotland together and there weren't any photos but they hosted the christening last weekend apparently
That’s depressing to watch, he’s just blithering until it’s time for the next question, then repeat until it’s over.
I can't work out if he just doesn't have the answers or he thinks so little of people "below him" he doesn't feel like he has to give them a response.
I get a definite sense he's spooked on a personal level.
Back in the day when he used to give a succinct answer.
I don't read it (obviously, I see the front page when reading the BBC's roundup of the papers) but the Daily Mail has had a number of headlines, including today's, less than complimentary to the blustering buffoon. If your most rabid supporters are having a go at you then you are on a short lease.
Pretty well all today's papers are having a go at him, the Telegraph reckon six months if he doesn't shape up.
the Telegraph reckon six months if he doesn’t shape up.
They're still selling the myth that he wants to be there in six months, then?
He's just the front man for No Deal, then he's off.
His getting roughed over at PMQs, his Churchillian battle with the bottle, his serial trouser incontinence, his failure to deliver a policy that worked, the loss of his usual blustering bravura and that look suggests that he knows already he's a goner. Deliver the next debacle then he's off on health grounds. Have we now entered the Trumpian era of noble prizes, promoted and enriched family and friends, fake news, 20,000 lies and the wrong trousers? There is such a gulf between events on the ground and the moonshots and the world-beatings does anyone out there actually believe this carp?
Pretty well all today’s papers are having a go at him, the Telegraph reckon six months if he doesn’t shape up.
from what I can tell from a quick browse of the scum, they are still "pro" blowjo, no "front page" reporting at all of the testing fiasco etc. So no phone call from Mr Murdoch yet.
There is such a gulf between events on the ground and the moonshots and the world-beatings does anyone out there actually believe this carp?
Sadly a lot do for the life of me I can't understand why. He says absolutely nothing of substance. This "moonshot" plan which isn't a plan it's just and idea with so much still to work out is madness.
My biggest issue with this lot of Tories is their absolute contempt for everyone that they can say what they want with zero come back. But what do you expect from a bunch of rich white males.
Today's Daily Star front page is excellent - it's on the BBC News "papers" section
Anyone seen good odds at the bookies on him quitting in January?
Fancy placing a wager
