It’s all over social meedya (the source being Private Eye) that allegedly Carrie’s left him as he’s been up to his old tricks again, with a 28 year old Russian violinist.
The 28 year old Russian violinist thing has done the rounds before (1st half of 2019). I would suggest caution here.
Carrie, the kid and the dog are Johnson's meal ticket with the kind of person that buys commemorative mugs and tea towels whenever one of the royals plops one out. For want of a better demographic: Boomer-Gammons.
There is no way Dom would let Boris dip his wick now, not with his backers so close to getting their payout.
And even though Carrie is currently the darling of the likes of the Daily Heil, I would wager they've got a couple of skeletons from her cupboard at the ready - ones she thinks no one else knows about. Something to discredit her with and portray her as some kind of wanton harlot. The usual.
Ah so the philandering PM line could be a dead cat to detract from the useless PM truth.
It's make sense if it were.
are you suggesting that he's NOT been up to his nuts in a Russian fiddle ?
Ah so the philandering PM line could be a dead cat to detract from the useless PM truth.
It’s make sense if it were.
Seeing as Cumstains seems to be operating straight out of the Vladislav Surkov playbook, it is difficult (deliberately so) to put a concerted finger on what is really going on.
Remember it is accepted that Joris is a 'bit of a lad', so a good old leg-over story is a useful way of distracting attention whilst not detracting in a meaningful way from the whole.
But Joris doesn't give a shit either way. Carrie and the kid are just useful accessories in his quest to satisfy his bloated ego. Window dressing to the window dressing that is Johnson himself. Meanwhile Cumstains pushes through a one off fire sale to enrich his backers.
The saying goes that you get the politicians you deserve. Never has it been truer. Do something utterly, inexplicably cretinous like voting Leave and you end up with this ****ing shambles of opportunists and idiots in charge.
A spokesman for the Democratic F***wits Lads Football Alliance’ said ‘the babies are the worst, they start out all cute, fluffy and white, but as they grow they turn darker and brown. They fool all but us vigilant patriots’.
“Daily Mail readers were assured that the seals are not truly British as they spend much of their time offshore catch our fish in our waters and don’t pay any tax”.
I properly laughed at the image of those reports
@dannyh you should write for the daily mash or similar. Excellent stuff 👍
I’d be interested in how reporting information that a hypothetical British PM, let’s call him Sasha, is having an extra-extra- marital relationship with a national of a country which killed a British citizen with a weapon of mass destruction deployed on British soil a mere 2 years ago when Sasha was Foreign Secretary, is not considered to be in the public interest.
ctk
SubscriberAm I the only person in the country who thinks that the Ayanda/ procurement scandal is enough to bring a govt down?
Should be. Isn't.
Am I the only person in the country who thinks that the Ayanda/ procurement scandal is enough to bring a govt down?
Should be. Isn’t.
Consider it more a case study in the kind of buccaneering, red tape burning, private enterprise that is going to 'Make Britain Great Again' when we have our 'freedom'.
Oh, what's that? The money is all offshore now? And they didn't actually deliver? To our lovely NHS?
This is the kind of logical paradox that the Brexies should be grappling with and eventually realising they've been sold a pup. But look! A dinghy full of brown people.....
I’d be interested in how reporting information that a hypothetical British PM, let’s call him Sasha, is having an extra-extra- marital relationship with a national of a country which killed a British citizen with a weapon of mass destruction deployed on British soil a mere 2 years ago when Sasha was Foreign Secretary, is not considered to be in the public interest.
Well, it would be, except that if there’s a superinjunction they can’t report it.
Well, it would be, except that if there’s a superinjunction they can’t report it.
Apparently, Johnson used the new parliamentary rules that are supposed to protect victims of sexual abuse or bullying in parliament to avoid having to answer questions about his hols in Mustique in February.
Cynical, cheating, contemptuous, crass, crooked shit that he is.
There is no way Dom would let Boris dip his wick now, not with his backers so close to getting their payout.
Ah but this is something important for Johnson not something boring like school grades/brexit etc.
My guess is he is already cheating on her.
If I were to be deeply cyclical I'd say he was cheating on here from well before she told him she was pregnant. Let's face it, if the opportunity were there he certainly would have.
I've little doubt he wouldn't have bothered to marry her if it weren't for the whole PM thing.
...and tbh, it's not like she should be under any illusions about what she was dealing with.
Joris and Carrie and the kid are expendable after Dec 31st if (when) a No Deal is 'secured'.
I fully expect the knives to be out for Joris from all quarters when this goes tits up (obviously not tits up from the point of view of the 0.1% who are going to trouser millions).
Hundreds of thousands of jobs will disappear and virtually everyone else is going to get ****ed over in terms of employment law. Remainers (aka grownups) are after him anyway. Some Brexies will finally realise they've been stitched up. Many will continue to believe and just blame Joris for not 'getting it done' properly. Eventually he will be hoist by his own petard of lies, and it won't be a moment too soon.
But it will be too late by then. And we may well get a proper fascist in his place, rather than just a dribbling conman.
Profumo Affair Mk II incoming? 😆
Johnson could be caught in a gimp cage at the Russian embassy trading state secrets for spankings & he'd still have 40% of the country voting for him, coz BREXIT
Listening to Union Jack radio (*)just now and they played a clip:
“Anyone seen Boris, his mistresses are getting worried”!!
How’s that injunction going?
*not a Brexie gammon btw!
dannyh, I agree with all your thinking on Brexit apart from the fact that I think all the negatives will be absorbed into the "it was Covid that done for us guv" argument.
Only seems like last week the Tories were still blaming Labour for everything. When were Labour last in, I can't even remember?
Covid could shift the blame for at least a few years. Some facts will be very hard to shift real blame from but they will be lost in the Covid noise.
Brexit will basically ensure we recover far slower and to a lesser degree than other economies... But that will just be denied just like our sub par virus response.
Depressing.
Johnson could be caught in a gimp cage at the Russian embassy trading state secrets for spankings & he’d still have 40% of the country voting for him, coz BREXIT
This. Trumpist populism. Br*xit was Bozo’s ‘wall’. Their fans would forgive them anything and turn a blind eye all day long. This gives this gov carte blanche.
There was a "viable threat" to the PM whilst up in Scotland.
Pics of him in the papers today wearing a vest.
There was a “viable threat” to the PM whilst up in Scotland.
Classic Cumstains. Creating a victim narrative that Joris 'cannot even enjoy a few days holiday in peace'.
Viable threat my arse.
Rab C Nesbit style vest?
Suicide bomber’s vest? He seems determined to take us all out with him.
Running vest as part of his commitment to losing weight and getting fit?
There was a “viable threat” to the PM whilst up in Scotland.
Fly, my beauties, fly....
Viable threat my arse.
I read yesterday that the 'viable threat' was apparently from snipers.
Snipers? Roaming around Scotland?
Aye, right...
Gallinago gallinago? 😆
I read yesterday that the ‘viable threat’ was apparently from snipers.
Snipers? Roaming around Scotland?
Aye, right…
You wouldn't need to be very good to hit something that size.
Anyway, I hope the 'protection' wasn't at tax payers' expense. Surely Mark 'I was in the Territorial Army but I do not like to talk about it' Francois could don some DPMs and cam cream and effect a stake out followed by a silent killing on the perps? Mind you, he is probably still laying low...
They really are like something out of a Carry On film.
https://twitter.com/KatyFBrand/status/1297210927998271488?s=19
Some funny comments, particularly liked the one about the baby shrinking
I read yesterday that the ‘viable threat’ was apparently from snipers
I was baffled by this too, yet another cat carcass?
If there are people with malicious intent and the means to do something like that I really doubt holiday snaps being published by the tabloids would be the thing that enabled them...
(Paging Perchy to do a joke about Boris being malicious in a tent)
I was baffled by this too, yet another cat carcass?
Poor old Boris has delivered us Brexit but those nasty non-believing Remoaners are angry at the democratic vote and want to take it out on our Hero and Saviour - they're all stalking the highlands of Scotland with sniper rifles on the off-chance they stumble across his little holiday hideaway. Hint - it's the one with the ****-off Russian superyacht anchored just offshore...
Painting him as the victim, stalked by mad Remoaners (and possibly by a few jealous ex's as well) serves the purpose of excusing him buggering off to Greece or wherever just to get some privacy and safety.
Our great PM, holidaying in Scotland and showing how in tune he is with the Common People suddenly being forced to go to a nice secure mansion somewhere sunny for his own protection. Bless him.
Holidays, affairs, babies etc its a distraction and we're happy to go along with it.
Its like a football manager (Mourinho comes to mind) that says something controversial in the post match interview so he is the story rather than his teams shite performance.
part of his commitment to losing weight
A Tablet Proof Vest?
Surely Mark ‘I was in the Territorial Army but I do not like to talk about it’ Francois could don some DPMs and cam cream and effect a stake out followed by a silent killing on the perps? Mind you, he is probably still laying low…
Yeah, I think, for once, being a tough soldier boy isn't the most important thing on his mind at the mo.
Of course there's no threat from snipers when you're out campaigning etc, only when you're on holiday. We don't have the sort of government that hides full time behind bullet proof glass. Yes.
Snipers? Roaming around Scotland?
Aye, right…
Give it a few weeks and the Highlands are full of snipers.
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Now that's an Internet Big Game Hunter Bullshit Thing I could get behind.
I would definitely pay to watch Boris being hunted through the highlands. Preferably with axes rather than snipers rifles though
Of course there’s no threat from snipers when you’re out campaigning etc
Explains why he was hiding in the fridge.
Explains why he was hiding in the fridge.
He was avoiding something more dangerous than bullets - I.e. questions.
Or maybe someone told him there was some booze inside.
He deserves a good chillaxing but I'm sure they've a perfectly efficient replacement service so no good will come of it.
We need wheresboris.com, a site dedicated to finding Boris. A bit like Where's Wally, but where Wally should be running the country rather than shagging around.
I see that Joris is shoring up his support with the geriatric, flag-waving racists, getting his excuses in early for when the promised rebirth of the Empire spectacularly fails to materialise in January
Boris Johnson: 'Time we stopped our cringing embarrassment about our history'
I hope they'll be having a Spitfire flypast as they play Land of Hope and Glory
