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jeez what a crap looking party

The nails in his coffin keep on hammering down


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 3:06 pm
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So shock/horror, the fly tipped sofa has said he is quite concerned that Sue Gray is going to work for the Labour party.
The same Sue Gray who proved,that it was almost a small miracle his pants didn't burst into flames during his time at No10.
No worries though,I fully expect he will slither off (without any punishment) to some privileged grifting tour and some dull book signings.


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 3:08 pm
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Mad nad's meltdown is hilarious 🤣


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 3:16 pm
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Mad Nad on R4 world at one; 10 minutes of verbiage, conspiracy theories and deranged accusations.
Followed by Bob Kerslake with a calm, clear, rational view of what's happened; in summary, a little unusual but no cause for concern.
The reason for johnson's departure was johnson's behaviour.
Move along - nothing to see here.


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 3:27 pm
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The faux righteous indignation was almost too much to endure. But I soldiered on in the pursuit of schadenfreude.


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 3:37 pm
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Sunak must be well chuffed

His NI protocol fix now completely ignored by more Johnson pyschodrama

Sunak was part of that government too

and the more mad nad & moggy wail about the injustice to Johnson the more daft & divided the tories look


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 4:27 pm
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^^ Wow, just shows the whole "I didn't know if it was a party or not" bs, was exactly that, utter bs.

He really is pond life.


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 5:35 pm
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The inquiry had been held up by a "reluctance" from Mr Johnson's government "to provide unredacted evidence". Some material "had been redacted even though it was already in the public domain," according to the report.

The unredacted disclosure of all relevant material was finally provided by Rishi Sunak's government on 18 November.

They actively tried to cover up the rule breaking up by withholding evidence and even trying to delete it... poorly by the sounds of it.


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 5:56 pm
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Channel 4 news absolutely ripping Johnson and Moggy apart. Wonderful stuff.

Johnson looked terrible, red eyed and none of his normal Latin bs.

Never seen Mogg so defensive and flustered.😁

They are reporting that since the committee report aired, support for Johnson has absolutely withered away from his MP's.

What a day.


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 8:17 pm
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Yeah arseholes obvs but they are still in charge of the country.

Nothing is going to change till we get a GE

Should be number 1 focus of everybody with a brain


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 8:34 pm
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^^ Couldn't agree more.

This had basically buried Johnson though. So, they will likely get mauled in the local elections in May but be unable to unseat Sunak. They will continue to rip themselves apart until the GE.


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 8:39 pm
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Seeing Boris on BBC news I couldn’t help just thinking why don’t you just **** off.
Forget all the shit that’s gone on, and all the investigations and everything else that’s linked to it.
Just **** off so we never have to see your face again , I’m sick of the sight of you.


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 8:42 pm
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Oh shit. Tories need a new distraction and this has popped up…

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64835605


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 8:49 pm
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^^ Lol, yeah, saw that but I just can't seeing them invading in time to be honest.


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 8:51 pm
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Oh shit. Tories need a new distraction and this has popped up…

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64835605/blockquote >

Won't somebody think of the penguins 😯


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 9:02 pm
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Saw mogg on C4 +1

I'm not sure how he thought he could get away with talking such nonsense
Even when he remembered to slip in one of ridiculously pompous preprepared catchphrases he seemed confused and unsure


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 10:16 pm
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They are reporting that since the committee report aired, support for Johnson has absolutely withered away from his MP’s.

Withered from a low starting point though - lots of Tory MPs loathe him and were only willing to entertain him as leader as they thought he could win.

The big question is whether any safe Tory constituency party will take him on now, if not he’s going to lose Uxbridge.


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 10:25 pm
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Possibly not the right thread but

**** hell

https://twitter.com/jessicaelgot/status/1631773605414551552?t=g52oR7jahgPg3-8mVskrWQ&s=19


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 11:00 pm
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Oh shit. Tories need a new distraction and this has popped up…

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64835605/blockquote >

Election year in Argentina. Politics is politics the world over.


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 11:25 pm
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Election year in Argentina. Politics is politics the world over.

Yup, but the Argentine government has legitimate reasons for expecting voters to ask what has been done about this.

https://www.un.org/dppa/decolonization/en/content/falkland-islands-malvinas

The Falkland Islands (Malvinas)* has been on the United Nations list of Non-Self-Governing Territories since 1946

Which is in sharp contrast to the claims made by the UK Foreign Secretary James Cleverly:

"Islanders have the right to decide their own future - they have chosen to remain a self-governing UK Overseas Territory."

The United Nations has been asking for decades for the UK to enter into meaningful talks concerning the decolonization of the Falklands, the UK has steadfastly refused.

The UN link above was updated less than a year ago, since coming to power the current Argentine government has nothing other than agree to "improve co-operation" with the UK. Whether they like it or not the current government can expect voters to ask why?

Obviously this has very little if anything to do with Johnson, perhaps it should have been posted on the Rishi Sunak thread as he is currently UK PM?


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 11:52 pm
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Maybe Riski will send a submarine to torpedo an Argentine destroyer? Do the Argentines have any destroyers?

Maybe the population of the Malvinas will suddenly want to be part of Argentina?

All things that no doubt keep Jeremy Corbyn awake at night, along with the Ukrainians invading Moscow


 
Posted : 04/03/2023 1:12 am
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skip to 5mins if you just want to see Mogg squirming


 
Posted : 04/03/2023 1:44 am
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One of the wonders of modern technology is that I was able go watch mogg be interviewed while having a poo.

It was very satisfying.


 
Posted : 04/03/2023 7:30 am
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I read your post whilst having a poo too.


 
Posted : 04/03/2023 8:00 am
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And I'm reading both posts while having one.


 
Posted : 04/03/2023 8:21 am
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It's one of those "What we're you doing at the time you heard..." questions your children will ask you about. Thanks to the internet there's documentary evidence.

Making history...


 
Posted : 04/03/2023 8:47 am
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Resist the urge to wipe your bum with Jacob cream crackers face.


 
Posted : 04/03/2023 8:53 am
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skip to 5mins if you just want to see Mogg squirming

I like the way they manage to regularly pop up a subtitle: Jacob Rees-Mogg; Business Secretary Sept-Oct 2022

Maybe in future they could list it in days, hours, or even minutes


 
Posted : 04/03/2023 8:56 am
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Was on a bus into town a few months ago and there was a group of young-ish pensioners chatting amongst themselves. Seemed like a bunch of newly retired folk, off to town for the day.

Anyway, they were talking about Jacob R-M and I thought initially it was a positive conversation and I was listening to a group of Leave voters. Then one finished with "must be the easiest job in the world this Minister for Brexit Opportunities. Go to work on Monday, find there are no opportunities at all and you've ****ed the whole country, go home for the rest of the week! ****!"

(The last word is the same as the one Danny Dyer used quite forcefully when describing David Cameron...)


 
Posted : 04/03/2023 9:12 am
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I can't help thinking that the Mogg would suit a small mustache.
He could then march around civil servants screaming at them.


 
Posted : 04/03/2023 9:27 am
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I can't help thinking the Hancock leaks are timed to divert attention from Partygate, not sure how the reporters allegiances play out.

And, God help me, from what little I've read of the leaks, for all the monumental **** ups by Hancock, they also seem to be pointing g the blame towards Sunak and the Treasury for some of the errors, like Eat Out to Help Out. My reading of Hamcocks text up there was he didn't want the scheme extending as it was pushing up numbers.

I guess the Tory headbanging would have sooner had cheap meals and a higher death toll, I'm possibly not the target audience.


 
Posted : 04/03/2023 9:35 am
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some of the errors, like Eat Out to Help Out.

It did later become known as Eat Out to Spread It About...


 
Posted : 04/03/2023 9:46 am
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So shock/horror, the fly tipped sofa has said he is quite concerned that Sue Gray is going to work for the Labour party.

To a man/woman the Conservatives recent comments have confirmed that they cannot conceive that someone would carry out their job conscientiously and diligently without favouring their own views. Even Simon Evans on the News Quiz demonstrated this attitude.

I both pity and despise them for their closed minds.


 
Posted : 04/03/2023 9:57 am
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Conservatives recent comments have confirmed that they cannot conceive that someone would carry out their job conscientiously and diligently without favouring their own views

this was my initial reaction as well, very revealing.


 
Posted : 04/03/2023 10:03 am
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Yes there's a lot of partisan inter-blukip civil war going on here

The covid deniers like Tice (oakshot) hate Hancock
Johnson will gladly pin the blame on anyone to save his own skin
Mogg, dories ect want revenge (on sunak) for Johnsons ousting & their humiliation over the NI deal
They all have their own outriders in the punditry/press

Every since Cameron settled the Conservatives European question once and for all, we've all been trapped in this endless psychodrama


 
Posted : 04/03/2023 10:06 am
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Surely this is the end for Alexander de Pfeffel?

How can be allowed to carry on with the blatant lies?


 
Posted : 04/03/2023 11:01 am
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This piece in the guardian confirms what we surely all knew about ‘details man’ Boris Johnson. His inherent laziness means he couldn’t even be bothered to study the science and as a result completely misunderstood it

Did Boris Johnson ‘follow the science’ on Covid? He couldn’t even do the maths

The more detail that comes out, the lazier and more reckless Johnson looks. No wonder he’s not cooperating with the inquiry. He knows what’s coming. It’s going to be absolutely damning! Number ten ‘piss ups’ are going to be the least of his worries


 
Posted : 04/03/2023 11:40 am
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How can be allowed to carry on with the blatant lies?

Tories were quite happy to support those lies while he was winning an election for them. There's never been any consequences for him lying in the past - quite the opposite, it's been the source of his income in "opinion columns" (a thinly veiled way for newspapers to get around pesky rules about only printing facts by printing any amount of total shit or controversial points under the guise of "the opinions stated here are those of the columnist").

I honestly don't think he knows how to tell "the truth", he tells his version of what he wants the truth to be at that moment.
Edit: and as per that link from Binners above, a lot of the time he simply has no idea of what he's talking about so does that classic confidence trick of pretending to know all about it.

Problem is that he's like Farage. He'll keep popping his floppy coiffured head above the paprapet, keep avoiding any real consequences of his actions, keep pocketing cash from some wealthy donor. Unless there is a genuine scandal along the lines of Epstein, he'll carry on getting away with it, reappearing whenever there's a bit more grifting to be done. He's a grubby little parasite, hiding inside a suit of education and privilege.


 
Posted : 04/03/2023 11:45 am
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Poor old fly tipped sofa,even his hair is abandoning him.
It may be time for a Trump style 'glued down'comb over 😆 🤣


 
Posted : 05/03/2023 5:19 pm
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Typo in Rawnsley's column - refers to '...slummy premiership' but clearly should refer to scummy premiership.


 
Posted : 05/03/2023 6:18 pm
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Untrucking believable - johnson nominates his father for knighthood in resignation honours; wtf has he done other than assault his ex-wife and sire an odious sack of shit?
Actually, only too believable; first - his brother, now his father. Shameless nepotism.
How I hope the resignation honours committee says...no 'king way;


 
Posted : 05/03/2023 11:48 pm
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wtf has he done

Well fathered Boris. Seems a fitting tribute from a grateful nation.


 
Posted : 05/03/2023 11:53 pm
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Leaving aside any alleged allegations of domestic violence or bad parenting,over his long career,there must be a list of highly commendable contributions that Mr Stanley Johnson has given to the United Kingdom.Please stop me if you think I'm being too generous. 😉


 
Posted : 06/03/2023 12:21 am
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Watch 53 seconds in. It is clear that Stanley believes that genetics played an important role in his son's political success.

"Hair counts for a lot nowadays"..... not like back in the day when baldies could win elections.


 
Posted : 06/03/2023 12:28 am
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