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Locals can be more tricky, there are plenty of Conservative councillors out there in rural places who have strong local backing due to their NIMBY appeasement when it comes to development etc.

There's a lot of rebranding to "Local Conservatives" going on at the moment, some sort of effort to distance themselves from the shitstorm that is in Government and focus on local issues. The main ones are being very anti to any active travel measures; reopen the roads, no more parking charges etc to win over the "hard working motorist" vote. Tossers. Middle of a climate emergency, literally last chance saloon to fix the environment and they want to encourage more driving.

Anything to distract from Boris' latest antics though.


 
Posted : 17/04/2022 11:43 am
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[snip...] People really are being sold the lie that there’s no room left in the UK [.../snip]

And yet, population density:
UK - 279 / sq km
Rwanda - 525 / sq km


 
Posted : 17/04/2022 12:25 pm
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There’s a lot of rebranding to “Local Conservatives” going on at the moment

Exactly the same is going on here too. The silence has been deafening from our Tory MP, who went to ground about 2 weeks ago and hasn’t been seen or heard from since

… until yesterday.

He’s now putting social media posts out urging people to vote on local issues and not to use this as a chance to pass judgement on the government, so trying to distance himself as much as possible from the Boris shitshow

Yeah, well it’s a bit late for that mate

He’s a fully paid up Brexiteer Boris-cheerleader, or certainly has been up until now

The ‘local issues’ he’s talking about all seem to all be of the ‘jam tomorrow’ variety, and he can’t appear to list anything the Tory party have actually done. Hardly surprising as he’s done the sum total of **** all and it’s pretty obvious to everyone that ‘levelling up’ was always just a vacuous slogan


 
Posted : 17/04/2022 12:27 pm
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Expect a ton of distractions, mud slinging and them saying anything they can to try to minimise the damage done to date. They and their media supporters will focus on "The War", "Harry & Megan"....literally anything they can. They'll try to appeal to cycle-hating-motorists, racists, NIMBY's..... anybody and everybody. Much like the Brexit campaign I guess.


 
Posted : 17/04/2022 1:07 pm
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Lynton Crosby is back at the helm so expect a dead cat a day, every day, until Election Day and probably stories about Keir Starmers dads history of Islamic extremism, or some other guff that the hard-of-thinking will lap up


 
Posted : 17/04/2022 1:23 pm
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The Rwanda polling is also on the very basic "do you like the idea". If people start to grasp the costs it'll be way less popular- even a proper send-em-home racist is going to be a bit conflicted when they learn how ridiculously expensive it is.

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There’s a lot of rebranding to “Local Conservatives” going on at the moment

They'll be quickly adapting the scottish playbook- I've had tory flyers through the door that you can only tell are tory by reading the smallprint. It's all candidates name, no blue, no logos, no party name.


 
Posted : 17/04/2022 4:39 pm
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61134002

"The prime minister sealed his place in British history as the first lawbreaker to have occupied the premiership," Lord Hennessy wrote.

He said Mr Johnson had turned his position into "an adventure playground for his narcissistic vanity".

Lord Hennessy accused the prime minister of having "broken the law, misled Parliament and has in effect shredded the ministerial code" when he "should be the guardian of the code".


 
Posted : 17/04/2022 5:58 pm
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That shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone who doesn’t caricature voters as ignorant racists.

42 vs 35 on a policy that is borderline Nazi.

Go us.


 
Posted : 17/04/2022 7:49 pm
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42 vs 35 on a policy that is borderline Nazi.

Go us.

And of that a few will be lying, and the 23% don't know are more likely to be the normal too ashamed to say what they think.

The problem you will always have is that at a time like this, when inflation is rampant and folk are focused on cost rises, this type of insular policy is easier to get support for, or at least less negativity.


 
Posted : 17/04/2022 8:01 pm
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They’ll be quickly adapting the scottish playbook- I’ve had tory flyers through the door that you can only tell are tory by reading the smallprint. It’s all candidates name, no blue, no logos, no party name.

Shaun Bailey, the Tory candidate for Mayor of London, got done for this by circulating what looked like official London documents. There are quite strict rules about using City Hall and TfL (and London Underground, London Buses etc) logos and he was in breach of all of them.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/jan/25/labour-asks-cps-to-investigate-tory-london-mayor-candidate-over-leaflets

Still, standard Tory behaviour of lying, misleading and cheating.


 
Posted : 17/04/2022 8:11 pm
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And of that a few will be lying, and the 23% don’t know are more likely to be the normal too ashamed to say what they think.

And you start getting closer to 52/48...


 
Posted : 18/04/2022 12:21 am
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42 vs 35 on a policy that is borderline Nazi.

And you start getting closer to 52/48…

LOL! Yeah most people in the UK are practically nazi!

You might change your username but you'll never give up your nonsense, eh Danny?


 
Posted : 18/04/2022 12:32 am
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No idea what you mean old chap.

35/77 = 45% broadly in favour of shipping migrants to a third world country with a record of incarceration and 'losing' the papers of such people.

As the other poster said - if you consider that some of the "don't knows" are likely to have felt some embarrassment but be in favour then it is by no means a stretch to get to 52% in favour. Presumably you're cool with 45% of the population of a developed country, naturally 'protected' by being an island, with a ludicrously high standard of living, supporting a policy of this nature? If so, why don't you just say it?

Presumably socialism is just for the 'right' kind of person. 🤷‍♂️


 
Posted : 18/04/2022 9:52 am
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Yeah you need to read the question asked and the poll result, something which you obviously don't want to do as it doesn't fit your narrative. You would much rather focus on a question which wasn't asked and your own false poll result.

The whole proposal is totally unnecessary, costly, and repugnant. But to call it "borderline Nazi", an ideology which you constantly claim the majority of British voters support, is clearly absurd.

The idea was pinched from the Australia, not a country known to be borderline Nazi. And Priti Patel employed a former senior Australian government minister as an advisor to the proposal, again, not known for being a neo-Nazi.

I think you might need to read up on Nazism Danny.


 
Posted : 18/04/2022 11:07 am
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“We are taking bold and innovative steps and it’s surprising that those institutions that criticise the plans, fail to offer their own solutions.”

She's unbelievable. So because she dismisses every other possible immigration strategy out if hand, that's somwhow justification for this Rwanda policy. Oh, and if Crosby is advising, perhaps he ought to suggest avoiding the word 'solution' in such rhetoric.


 
Posted : 18/04/2022 11:31 am
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I'm vaguely amused by the predictable criticism of Welby for 'moralising' this morning! I thought that was his job...

Tories normally love a bit of moralising too...


 
Posted : 18/04/2022 11:48 am
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Shaun Bailey, the Tory candidate for Mayor of London, got done for this by circulating what looked like official London documents. There are quite strict rules about using City Hall and TfL (and London Underground, London Buses etc) logos and he was in breach of all of them.

Nah, they're not using any logo's, most prominently their own. My propaganda came in a lovely shade of maroon with yellow writing, could have been anyone.


 
Posted : 18/04/2022 12:12 pm
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I don't want to get into an argument with you, Ernie.

I'm new around here but my more experienced co-STWers inform me that you are considered a 'forum big hitter' that also does a tidy line in behind the scenes sneaking. Allegedly.

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others - type thing.

TTFN.


 
Posted : 18/04/2022 12:23 pm
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I’m new around here

Of course you are. Dannyh is probably your evil twin brother.

Btw what is your opinion of Denmark's social democratic government?

https://www.schengenvisainfo.com/news/denmark-had-a-goal-of-zero-asylum-seekers-until-ukraine-was-invaded-by-russia/#:~:text=The%20Danish%20government%20had%20a,Ukraine%20was%20invaded%20by%20Russia.&text=Denmark%20is%20the%20only%20country,percentage%20of%20refugees%20last%20year.

Full blown Nazis?


 
Posted : 18/04/2022 1:05 pm
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I know I can't win a STW argument against a man of your unique skills.

You are totally correct. I lose.


 
Posted : 18/04/2022 2:06 pm
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The idea was pinched from the Australia, not a country known to be borderline Nazi. And Priti Patel employed a former senior Australian government minister as an advisor to the proposal, again, not known for being a neo-Nazi.

I think you might need to read up on Nazism Danny.

Agreed, I think it's important not to chuck that accusation around, especially given the current atrocities being seen in Ukraine.

I will say though Ernie, Australia is known for particularly harsh treatment of both immigrants and the original inhabitants of the territory. We shouldn't be holding them up as a beacon of decency.

Anyway, time to get back to the PM lying to parliament and the country I feel. Have written to my MP today.


 
Posted : 18/04/2022 2:24 pm
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I will say though Ernie, Australia is known for particularly harsh treatment of both immigrants and the original inhabitants of the territory. We shouldn’t be holding them up as a beacon of decency.

Yup, there's plenty of evidence that racism is deeply ingrained in Australian society, as it is shamefully in the immigration and asylum policies of sadly many European countries.

I don't think it's necessary to make the comparison to the Third Reich however.

I know I can’t win a STW argument against a man of your unique skills.

For someone who is "new around here" you have learnt pretty quickly Danny.


 
Posted : 18/04/2022 3:09 pm
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It's OK, I have now seen the light with the help of Ernie.

Summarising across a few threads I can now say I am convinced of the following course of action.

At the local elections I am going to vote Tory. This is because they are sat on a 80 seat majority, so will win the next election come what may. Johnson has his faults but Truss, Raab, Sunak, Gove would be worse. And anyway, Boris is just giving people what they want. He's not such a bad bloke really - spur of the moment confetti socialism with a patriotic wrapper - it's the best we can do, after all.

Starmer is just a neoliberal shill, so there's no way I could vote Labour, unless they bring back Corbyn. The Libdems are neoliberal shills to a man too - so I can't vote for them either. Voting Libdem or anything else is tantamount to a spoiled ballot anway, so I've just got to roll my sleeves up, stop being a gloomster and get behind Boris and, more importantly, Britain.

I will also be advising anyone I meet that this is basically the only way forward.

👍🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧👍


 
Posted : 18/04/2022 3:10 pm
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Parliament is back in session this week, so Boris is off to India, so he won’t be at PMQ’s

What an utter shithouse that man is.


 
Posted : 18/04/2022 6:37 pm
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Parliament is back in session this week, so Boris is off to India, so he won’t be at PMQ’s

The Beeb suggest he's not going to India?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61140292

What an utter shithouse that man is.

But yes, he is


 
Posted : 18/04/2022 8:15 pm
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I worry that the 'other fines' we are waiting for might never appear and Bojo will escape.


 
Posted : 18/04/2022 8:20 pm
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I worry that the ‘other fines’ we are waiting for might never appear and Bojo will escape.

My guess is he will get additional fines but the proud party of law and order will just shrug and say who cares about law and order when it comes to our betters.
Whether the public will care and hence punish them in the locals which could then maybe have an effect on the tories who knows.
The key thing though is to make a note and whenever any tory muppet starts trying to take the highground about law and order keep reminding them. Same as when the right wing rags will inevitably try claiming the labour leader didnt quite bow the right way or dress right at memorial day. Just remind them of when Johnson turned up looking like a sack of shit and couldnt even manage to follow protocol.
If it didnt matter then then they can sod off in future.


 
Posted : 18/04/2022 10:41 pm
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Isn’t the whole point of today’s statement to Parliament about trying to mitigate the effect of the additional fines that they know are coming?

It’ll be the usual sorry/not sorry failure to apologise, where he once again casts himself in the role of the victim in all of this.

I’m more than happy to watch his reluctance to stop digging. Outside the fully paid-up, blue rinse racists this is not playing well at all, as most people are (rightly) still making direct comparisons with their own sacrifices through lockdown.

Let’s hope it all contributes to a massive shoeing at the local elections in a couple of weeks.

I hope that the failure of Tory MPs to denounce their glorious leader now will be duly noted by people when they’re calling for his head after the local elections

Well, you weren’t bothered 3 weeks ago…


 
Posted : 19/04/2022 7:27 am
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The key thing though is to make a note and whenever any tory muppet starts trying to take the highground about law and order keep reminding them.

I'm locked and loaded for the moment some gammon has a pop about riding my bike where I shouldn't.

I'll start politely by stating that rules are something of an elastic concept these days and see where it goes from there.


 
Posted : 19/04/2022 9:16 am
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Brandon Lewis doing his stint as toady of the day. They're on a rotation.

Shapps-Lewis-Jenrick occasionally Raab on the stroker of the day rota.

Note that Truss, Gove and Sunak will not go anywhere near it.


 
Posted : 19/04/2022 9:19 am
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Unsurprisingly, any amount of lawbreaking is acceptable to Lewis as long as the PM is concentrating on “moving forward”. They’re just hoping the unrolling of time and events will excuse Johnson of his wrongdoings and failures. A tactic that has clearly been in play all along… “wait for Sue Gray…”


 
Posted : 19/04/2022 9:25 am
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As for a nice piece of h double standards look to how the scots tories are going after Sturgeon for forgetting to put her mask on for a few moments - for which she was reported to the police and then warned by the police.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-61142777


 
Posted : 19/04/2022 9:48 am
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I don't have an issue with that though - she didn't wear a mask so should be pulled up about it. It is how it is then dealt with and what she does that is important. From what I understand, she corrected the mistake, has apologised and has had a chat with the Police about it all. The Police have decided it isn't worth pursuing any further.

She isn't denying anything, she isn't trying to hide anything, so I've no issues with anyone chasing to flag rules have been broken. However, it does seem rather amusing that they are chasing it hard when they avoid any of this from their own - that is the amusing bit out of this.


 
Posted : 19/04/2022 9:59 am
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indeed.


 
Posted : 19/04/2022 10:02 am
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I hope that the failure of Tory MPs to denounce their glorious leader now will be duly noted by people when they’re calling for his head after the local elections.

I wonder if the tory MP that made the emotional speech about burying a parent has now been silenced, or is still angry enough to go into round 2.


 
Posted : 19/04/2022 10:14 am
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Yeah you need to read the question asked and the poll result

I think you're being overly optimistic there. I don't think the exact wording of a poll really matters most people will skim read, see the topic and poll according to their feelings. I was pinged by this one and it's actually worded better than most. I often end up choosing "don't know" since the question is too poorly worded.


 
Posted : 19/04/2022 10:20 am
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Brandon Lewis doing his stint as toady of the day

Jeez. Even by the current standards that was embarrassing. I guess the problem is if they try a rehearsal in advance they will accidently oversleep instead so just have the ones who are happy to blunder in.


 
Posted : 19/04/2022 12:33 pm
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It comes to something when the defence being offered is that the Prime Minister is too stupid to understand the rules he himself wrote and had told the rest of us repeatedly that we had to obey.

Thats apparently what he's going to run with today in his statement to parliament

"I'm so thick that I was unaware I was breaking the rules"

He's not a lying, devious morally bankrupt ****, honest, he's just a bit dense.

Thats where the Tory party is at the moment


 
Posted : 19/04/2022 12:56 pm
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Sounds just like my 11 year old whenever questioned why he did something stupid - "I DIDN'T KNOW!" in as loud a voice as he can muster. Doesn't wash for him and don't see why it should for the "Prime Minister" of the country.

What job is he actually suited to?


 
Posted : 19/04/2022 1:18 pm
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I worry that a local election kicking will be seen as enough of a penalty for Tory "transgressions"... A bit of faux contrition after the locals is to be expected.

We're still about 2.5 years from a GE and they know they can probably claw a poll lead back inside of 10 months with some very public Jingoistic sloganeering, pretend "tax giveaways" and a bit of character assassination of the opposite benches.

The current crop of scandals and Dead cats are really just intended to haze the public into apathetic disengagement so they don't notice the NHS sell-offs or yet more contracts for chums that come next...

It's easy to get all triumphant over perceived victory in local elections, the truth is Boris will still be PM for some time to come and his agenda will not have changed...


 
Posted : 19/04/2022 2:10 pm
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Half price train tickets anyone?


 
Posted : 19/04/2022 2:24 pm
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Yes, they'll be great at half term or for my commute. Oh, wait...


 
Posted : 19/04/2022 2:29 pm
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I wonder if the tory MP that made the emotional speech about burying a parent has now been silenced, or is still angry enough to go into round 2.

I imagine the Whip's Office or one of Carrie's SPADs have made a call reminding him of his future job prospects.


 
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No thanks, I already have indigestion from all the other red meat.


 
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Jeez. Even by the current standards that was embarrassing. I guess the problem is if they try a rehearsal in advance they will accidently oversleep instead so just have the ones who are happy to blunder in.

Nah, they've just got a rota of utterly shameless lying bastards ready to deploy. The ones on the rota themselves know the only reason they've got to where they have is by toadying and burying any principles they may have once had. Why do it?

Position.
Status.
Money.
Covid contracts for mates.
Kickbacks from developers.
Non-exec directorships for life afterwards.
Etc.


 
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