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Boris says he's proud of his record. I bet it's Abba,
What do you reckon, 'Take a Chance on Me', 'Money, Money, Money' or 'SOS'?


 
Posted : 04/06/2020 9:20 pm
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The only way you could really be proud of that record is if you expected to do even worse.


 
Posted : 04/06/2020 9:29 pm
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Questions about Johnson’s record back when he was given FCO to mess up…

https://twitter.com/femi_sorry/status/821721103508840448?s=21


 
Posted : 05/06/2020 3:14 pm
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Boris says he’s proud of his record. I bet it’s Abba,
What do you reckon, ‘Take a Chance on Me’

Is Sharma going to do a rendition of this as he walks into the House Of Commons today? 😉


 
Posted : 05/06/2020 3:17 pm
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“We want you back”

PM Boris Johnson invites European workers who left the UK as lockdown began to return now

Boris says he’s proud of his record. I bet it’s Abba,
What do you reckon, ‘Take a Chance on Me’, ‘Money, Money, Money’ or ‘SOS’?

He's more of a Take That man

"Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it"


 
Posted : 05/06/2020 4:06 pm
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''We've taken the right steps to battle the coronavirus pandemic and were guided by the advice of experts from Strictly every step of the way.''


 
Posted : 05/06/2020 4:09 pm
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So amongst the BLM, COVID19, and Rashford kids meals highlights AND the fact Sadiq Khan just offered a pay cut, Boris wants his plane decorated with a Union Jack at a cost of £900,000

****er


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 5:34 pm
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I think we should institute a national Thursday 8pm Slow Clap for Boris.


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 5:42 pm
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So he wants to spaff a million quid to make the plane look like a Mini Cooper owned by a racist estate agent?


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 5:52 pm
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So he wants to spaff a million quid to make the plane look like a Mini Cooper owned by a racist estate agent?

Youre good with the crayons, offer to do it for 20% off?


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 6:00 pm
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So he wants to spaff a million quid to make the plane look like a Mini Cooper owned by a racist estate agent?

Cockwomble.


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 6:00 pm
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Spending 900K of public money on pointless vanity branding is bad enough, but it looks even worse when you've just been caught on the hop and shamed into funding school meals for vulnerable kids.

It's revealing that no one appears to have thought "this doesn't look very great, let's can it".

And the latest announcement on the fabled Contact Tracing App:

"We're seeking to get something going before the winter, but it isn't the priority at the moment"
Lord Bethell says "we're not feeling great time pressure" about the app

Utterly predictable, but it demonstrates how nonsensical Hancock's lies about the original delivery dates were.


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 6:12 pm
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Boris gets bashed from behind...
https://twitter.com/ScgShow/status/1273247421447929857?s=20


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 6:18 pm
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Boris in a car crash - surely not!


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 8:26 pm
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So he wants to spaff a million quid to make the plane look like a Mini Cooper...

It has a very Austin Powers feel to it. New shaguar now the old jag has had a prang.


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 8:39 pm
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And now Hancock caught on camera walking next to another MP with his hand round his shoulder, competing forgetting that social distancing still matters for every body.


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 9:00 pm
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£900k to paint a 'plane? Not in a million years. Lazy reporting again.

The aircraft in question (RAF Voyager) is due a maintenance check & repaint at Marshalls anyway. So how much extra will it cost to paint it in a colour (or colours) other than the standard RAF grey that it would be getting painted in? Not anywhere near £900k that's for sure.

Besides, it's only the rear fuselage & tailfin that's getting the 'extra' colours.


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 9:28 pm
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So his official spokesman is misleading the press, bit odd that;

The Prime Minister's spokesman said: "The £900,000 cost incorporates the cost of creating a design that will promote the UK around the world without compromising the plane's vital military role.

And that’s in the torygraph.


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 9:39 pm
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Its probably 800k to a design company to come up with what the Red Arrows already have on their planes


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 9:48 pm
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Yes it's a gross amount of money to spend on a paintjob in the midst of a killer pandemic, enormous recession, + just been humiliated by a footballer into stopping children from starving & even as youre laying off nurses... But jingoism is a powerful tool, especially on johnson/Cummings base


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 10:00 pm
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creating a design that will promote the UK around the world without compromising the plane’s vital military role.

A union flag in DPM?


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 10:08 pm
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The £900,000 cost incorporates the cost of creating a design that will promote the UK around the world without compromising the plane’s vital military role.

I’d be interested to hear how painting a vital (and very expensive) military asset the same colours as a target doesn’t compromise its role?

Or maybe they know something we don’t and all those people painting military equipment olive greens and greys have had it wrong all along?

I bet the aircrew will be ecstatic at the prospect of flying a winged Union Jack into a war zone


 
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And now Hancock caught on camera walking next to another MP with his hand round his shoulder, competing forgetting that social distancing still matters for every body.

Nothing new there, he's broken the distancing rules routinely since the start, as well as being repeatedly filmed sneezing and coughing into his hand against government guidance (including in bloody PMQs).


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 10:13 pm
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And why no pics of the new brat with adoring parents?
Perhaps things are not going well in the cramped flat in No10.


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 10:28 pm
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Boris in a car crash – surely not!

Was that Cummings driving the Range Rover?


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 10:45 pm
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If only.

Whoever was driving that range rover will be in a meeting first thin tomorrow - no tea, and definitely no biscuits.


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 10:48 pm
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Was that Cummings driving the Range Rover?

Sorry mate, I didn’t see you!


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 10:50 pm
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Meanwhile the bag of shite gets reminded of his past 'gems of wisdom'.

Boris Johnson was writing that single mothers were producing a generation of “ill-raised, ignorant, aggressive and illegitimate children”.

He is the mini Trump clown that goes missing,then makes one of his halfwit bunch take the front of house podium. He must be making daddy Trump so proud.


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 10:54 pm
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How many illegitimate kids did he have by that point?


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 11:02 pm
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Nobody will ever know.
Maybe one of his single mothers rear ended him 😉


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 11:04 pm
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£900000?

Those are rooky numbers. Boris usually likes to spunk at least 7 digit numbers for shits and giggles.


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 11:19 pm
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Those are rooky numbers. Boris usually likes to spunk at least 7 digit numbers for shits and giggles.

This is of course just first quote.  Remember the bridge, Hs2 etc...


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 11:25 pm
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Which bridge? The London one, or the bridge to Ireland?

I’m more excited about the new island he’s building to home an airport, rather than allow extra capacity at Heathrow. Or has he forgotten all about that? Is whoever is PM stopping him?


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 11:31 pm
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I’d be interested to hear how painting a vital (and very expensive) military asset the same colours as a target doesn’t compromise its role?

Or maybe they know something we don’t and all those people painting military equipment olive greens and greys have had it wrong all along?

Maybe someone in the RAF doesn't like him...


 
Posted : 17/06/2020 11:47 pm
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And why no pics of the new brat with adoring parents?

If you're being charitable, there is no obligation to bring your kid into the public eye, and previous PMs have quite reasonably made an effort to protect their kids' privacy.

Alternatively, pictures of your kid are a handy thing to keep in the back pocket in case you need a good distraction from something worse than the normal day to day "business as usual" Johnson scandal.


 
Posted : 18/06/2020 12:44 am
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Apparently he tweeted about Winston Churchill 10 times today. He really is as odious as Trump. Where Trump tweets out to mobilise armed militias and biker gangs, Boris tweets bring out the aeging football hooligans, his very own Praetorian Guard.


 
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Apparently he tweeted about Winston Churchill 10 times today. He really is as odious as Trump. Where Trump tweets out to mobilise armed militias and biker gangs, Boris tweets bring out the aeging football hooligans, his very own Praetorian Guard.

The alt-right mission has been to legitimise racism and xenophobia (that many people have but had suppressed), then appeal to it in more and more open ways. De Pfeffel is just along for the ride.

I keep saying this to people who think this is just a blip and things will get back to 'normality' in the Tories.

This is not the party that it was 5 years ago. It is not the party of prudence and business and whatever they thought it stood for. It has become a hard right, heavy on odious ideology, light on detail and decency populist movement.

No one can seriously be shocked that De Pfeffel is appealing to racists. It is entirely congruent with their aims.


 
Posted : 18/06/2020 8:56 am
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Remember "Brexit in name only"?

He's "Prime Minister in name only"


 
Posted : 18/06/2020 9:19 am
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He’s “Prime Minister in name only”

And his fantasy is that name is 'Churchill'.

In fact he is more like Von Papen.


 
Posted : 18/06/2020 9:28 am
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Please tell me that the image of him waving a packet of biscuits that have 10,000 miles on the clock is a Photoshop job.


 
Posted : 18/06/2020 9:28 am
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@Harry_the_Spider

Unfortunately not

I for one can't wait for Vegemite and TamTams to displace marmite and penguins

In the real world

https://twitter.com/GovanSnp/status/1273511856192335877?s=20


 
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How far we have regressed now we are supposed to be happy that we are actively trying to increase food miles purely because we are actively being ****ish to our closest neighbours.

'Progress', eh?


 
Posted : 18/06/2020 10:00 am
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Tim Tams - that should go down nicely in northern ireland and weeggieville.


 
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And his fantasy is that name is ‘Churchill’.

Needs more Eels
This could be your his lucky day in hell
Never know who it might be at your doorbell
This could be your lucky day in hell
Waking up with an ugly face
Winston churchhill in drag
Looking for a new maternal embrace
Another tired old gag
Am I just a walking bag of chewed up dust and bones


 
Posted : 18/06/2020 10:03 am
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Gillard, being an Australian, puts in a few nice digs:

https://twitter.com/bbcpolitics/status/1180084022992441344


 
Posted : 18/06/2020 10:10 am
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Vera Lynns death is a gift horse, the ultimate "look, a squirrel!" opportunity

Right now they will be preparing scripts about Blighty, blitz spirit, cliffs and getting stuff done. Endless opportunity to not be talking about CV deaths, DFID, economic crash, Brexit, UNion Jack planes or school meals.

BloJo will be spaffing himself over this.


 
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I keep saying this to people who think this is just a blip and things will get back to ‘normality’ in the Tories.

This is not the party that it was 5 years ago. It is not the party of prudence and business and whatever they thought it stood for. It has become a hard right, heavy on odious ideology, light on detail and decency populist movement.

No, it is not. Can you imagine how well Cameron would fare under the Cummings regime?

I for one will not be surprised when the Johnson Youth is created. You could replace school with it, or something, now seems like a good opportunity seeing as how school has been knackered by the piss poor covid response. Teach the kids that Boris is always right (even when he's wrong). Chuck a bit of eugenics and British Superiority Lessons in there for good measure. What else do they need to know to Make British Brexit Britain Brilliant Again?


 
Posted : 18/06/2020 11:18 am
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Sadly, you may well be spot on. We sat back and watched the USA sink so low as if it was a TV show, assuming that no matter how bad our lot were, at least they weren’t as shallow and incompetent as Trump… I fear we’re in for a bit of a shock over here.


 
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Posted : 18/06/2020 11:45 am
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Tim Tams – that should go down nicely in northern ireland and weeggieville.

Shouldn't be a problem. After all, we've been using PayPal for years now.


 
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As a former gap year Oz backpacker I can confidently say that the availability of Tim Tams is more than adequate compensation for the trashing of an entire country and excruciatingly high carbon footprint.

They're mint is what I'm saying. Not literally, although they do come in a range of flavours


 
Posted : 18/06/2020 12:11 pm
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They appear to be preparing us to be softened up for the next antics:

https://www.politico.eu/article/uk-government-preparing-shock-and-awe-brexit-media-campaign/


 
Posted : 18/06/2020 1:45 pm
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I see Domonic Rabb is doing his bit for love peace and unity on talk radio this morning. Apparently people taking the knee are doing it because they've seen it on Game of Thrones.

Following on from Boris's tweetering yesterday I think it's fair to say they've pressed a button, launching a full on culture war.

What's the one tune by the Kaiser Chiefs that everyone can remember?


 
Posted : 18/06/2020 2:17 pm
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full on culture war

Yup. And what you see now is nothing compared to what we’ll get in the next election year. Again, look to the USA for what will be used here. We’ve already had BLM and far right racist protestors being given false equivalence by ministers, and a PM claiming that people want to ‘photoshop history’ (despite his work as regards Churchill arguably doing exactly that).


 
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I see Domonic Rabb is doing his bit for love peace and unity on talk radio this morning. Apparently people taking the knee are doing it because they’ve seen it on Game of Thrones.

Well, this is from a man who didn't realise the "full extent" of the importance of the Dover-Calais crossing after all. Although, this is Chris Grayling levels of incompetence!


 
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I also had to tell an Aussie mate of mine that, no, this image isn't photo shopped...Let's just say there there was a pause as he collected his thoughts, before laughing like a drain (complete with some choice "aussie"...The only bit of "World Class" this leadership is capable of, is idiocy.

Boris Johnson wants more TimTams for UK in free trade push with ...


 
Posted : 18/06/2020 2:47 pm
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Kelvin,

Double Yup. As the saying goes, "When America sneezes, the world gets covered in snot."


 
Posted : 18/06/2020 2:50 pm
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I carnt wayt to kompeet in a glowball market az it meenz I will av 2 werk 6 daze a week and only av 2 weeks payed holiday.

Wiv Germany Corbeen it wood av bean an 8 day weak.

Brexit now.


 
Posted : 18/06/2020 3:20 pm
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I fear zippykona is actually my dickhead of a brother in law.....


 
Posted : 18/06/2020 3:24 pm
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Maw prowed paytreerts on ere

https://m.facebook.com/gettingareenglishback/


 
Posted : 18/06/2020 3:47 pm
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Thanks zip, that FB page has brightened up a wet and miserable afternoon.


 
Posted : 18/06/2020 3:52 pm
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Now about that awkward Russia report 🙂


 
Posted : 19/06/2020 9:37 am
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What’s the one tune by the Kaiser Chiefs that everyone can remember?

Ruby Ruby 🙂


 
Posted : 19/06/2020 9:39 am
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Next it'll be goon bags, snags, red cordial, 'the lot' burgers and Vic bitter. Eurrrggghhh.


 
Posted : 19/06/2020 10:17 am
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Jesus - 17 sold!!!! A fool and his money and all of that!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BORIS-JOHNSON-The-Man-Who-Got-Brexit-Done-Silver-Coin-Faux-Diamond-Lock-down-UK-/402237324366


 
Posted : 20/06/2020 8:13 pm
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That coin hasn’t even got the correct date for Brexit Day. I’m starting to think that there’s a handful of Brexit supporters that are hard of thinking.


 
Posted : 20/06/2020 9:10 pm
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Have you got really big hands?


 
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Vic bitter

Urgh. One of the beers that taste more lick sick than sick.

See also Steinlager.


 
Posted : 20/06/2020 9:17 pm
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Shovels


 
Posted : 20/06/2020 9:17 pm
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From the shock and awe link:

Polling in January this year showed 74 percent of U.K. adults had done nothing to prepare for leaving the EU and did not plan to. Eight percent had taken action and 9 percent intended to do so.

Um... what are we supposed to be doing to prepare? Looks like the government preparing to blame citizens and businesses for 'not preparing'?


 
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Um… what are we supposed to be doing to prepare? Looks like the government preparing to blame citizens and businesses for ‘not preparing’?

We're supposed to be "staying alert", man. Do you not read the news?

Personally I am alert to the government selling the country down the river to spivs and outsourcing companies whilst stirring up racism and xenophobia to help them. Sadly not enough other people are. Or were in 2019 or 2016 for that matter.


 
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I'm preparing to **** off to France when I'm undoubtedly made redundant from my job in manufacturing whilst my Tory and Brexit voting red top reading chums are still blind to the massive iceberg we are about to steam into


 
Posted : 21/06/2020 12:21 am
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You remember by the end Maybot was a figure of derision as much as pity

Johnson's surely on his way to that fate soon

He's gonna have to ditch his Sunday trading changes, even with an 80 seat majority he can't get it thru,this week's 1st u-turn & It's barely Monday
https://twitter.com/christopherhope/status/1274795369709350913?s=20

Jenrick's scandal just gets murkier & his lies dig him deeper, Russia report leaking in foreign press, inevitably of Prevent missing warnings about Reading attacker

another property scandal just popped up too
https://twitter.com/AVMikhailova/status/1274802624840306689?s=20


 
Posted : 22/06/2020 12:40 am
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Um… what are we supposed to be doing to prepare? Looks like the government preparing to blame citizens and businesses for ‘not preparing’?

https://twitter.com/bencooper/status/1273511105025970177?s=20


 
Posted : 22/06/2020 12:45 am
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I hadn't quite realised when they keep saying they're using Northern Ireland as their example for covid relaxations- schools, social distancing etc that NI had literally no new cases today, and they've been running with an average of 3 a day for the last week. They're about 3% the size of the UK as a whole so that's the equivalent of 100 new cases.

Or to put it another way, they're doing about 13 times better than the UK as a whole. That's the example that Johnston and his entourage of shaven apes think is most logical.


 
Posted : 22/06/2020 12:58 am
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Well he's drawn his line for the covid recovery. All he's doing now it creating some points to plot around it.

It's what everyone did at school when they couldn't grasp science.


 
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PestFix of Littlehampton, fewer than 20 employees, company assets of £18k, awarded contract for PPE with £108m of taxpayers' money. I'm thinking of putting in a bid to provide sky hooks, long weights, striped paint, fallopian tubes and an app.


 
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@BillMC - that was mentioned a couple of pages ago, it is an incredible story and the government are being taken to court over it.

https://www.cityam.com/government-faces-lawsuit-over-108m-ppe-contract-with-pest-control-firm/


 
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Russia report leaking in foreign press,

Not seen that picked up over here? Is there a D notice on it?


 
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We need to get the Russian report published now. If it is being leaked then they should have no choice.

Any links to it?

Edit:

Pressure building (published Saturday)

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/jun/20/russia-report-uk-mps-condemn-utterly-reprehensible-delay


 
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