I really despair for this country and the people lapping up the shit fed to them by the idiots running the country.
Boris Johnson broke Britain. There are some who think he’s just bruised it, and we’ll change course and begin fixing the damage. They are so wrong. We are only at the beginning of this.
@kelvin - I was going to say the same.
This nationalist populism is all about tomorrow’s daily Mail headlines - as befits a government run by a third rate journalist - but the long term damage of all this will be absolutely enormous
With every mind-blowingly stupid announcement like today’s imperial measures bollocks, this country is diminished
These clowns don’t give a toss because they’ll be long gone to their lucrative consultancies and columns in the telegraph when the true extent of the damage they’ve done really hits home.
You’re right that this is only the beginning
The only future for this country is to hope it can row back to where we were pre-Brexit. But that will probably take decades
I think the reintroduction of imperial measures is the least terrifying on the list, a move to allow software and artificial intelligence to be used as a medical device, and to reconsider regulations to allow the spraying of plant protection chemicals from drones strikes me as considerably more dangerous.
Looks like we’ll soon be introduced to the joys of GM food, hormone injected beef, chlorine chicken and all the other things they consider the EU has been restricting them from doing
Taking back control, eh?
The government yesterday made it so that all elections in England are FPTP. Just so we’re all clear where this is going. Where they can’t win locally without FPTP (city mayors for example) they simply quietly fix the voting system for themselves. Voter ID and changes to constituency boundaries to follow, to further embed their seat:vote ratio advantage over the other parties at UK elections.
The UK over the last couple of years has now ticked pretty much every box in what’s required to be a Banana Republic
Aah, Whitworth - now you're talking; adjustments must always be made in increments of a gnat's hair.
New slogan of the counter revolutionaries: "S.I. or die!"
Looks like we’ll soon be introduced to the joys of GM food, hormone injected beef, chlorine chicken
No chance, the shelves will remain empty...
State controlled TV… we can look forward to new episodes of Border (Repatriation) Force, Jamie Olivers “cooking on a ration book” Hunted (immigrants) and that perennial favourite The Glorious Leaders weekly speech….
Odd that you mention that, something similar has been tried before: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Tasty_and_Healthy_Food
There is a clear ocean of water between bumbling, flip-flopping Johnson and Stalin though. At least Johnson has not starved 5 million with his agricultural polices (yet)...
I actually quite like the cabinet reshuffle and boundary changes, support for independence had fallen a wee bit. Only problem is we will be invaded by England as they start a small diversionary war to take people's minds off the great turnip shortage of 2035.
Moving to imperial measures would help ease labelling disputes in event of the fabled US trade agreement.
Naaaah. Remember they use the wrong sort of gallons and use fluid ounces instead of pints.
Sadly, I think this imperial measurement bollox will solidify their support among people in my mother's generation. I swear that she has got worse about things like this as she has got older, wanting a return to the 60's she remembers through the long lens of history.
Moving to imperial measures would help ease labelling disputes in event of the fabled US trade agreement.
Because the US' biggest partners in NAFTA Canada and Mexico both use metric, US manufacturers are increasingly moving to metric units (or at least metric labelling) on their products, and of course US "imperial" are all different anyway!
It's just a dead cat, all the weights and measures systems in the country are all metric, there's no way to ensure imperial measures are accurate anymore. Plus of course it's nothing to do with the EU, it's an agreement to use SI that started in the 19thC.
imperial measurements nonsense is just proof that, in absence of policies, they want to talk about, the next 2.5 years will be filled with culture war guff like this all the way until the election
Check out Sir Roger Gale MP getting his cards marked by Patel and Johnson (at about 0.35 secs in) when he has the temerity to suggest that a lack of transport and immigrant pickers is causing his constituents financial difficulties
https://twitter.com/mikegalsworthy/status/1438236266760376325
At least Johnson has not starved 5 million with his agricultural polices (yet)…
Give him time and at least Churchill had competent types at the ministry of food to run rationing.
At least Johnson has not starved 5 million with his agricultural polices (yet)…
no - just a mere 100 000 or so as a direct result of his incompetence over covid
Levelling up will just mean a race to the bottom.
They are very smart, yes even Truss and Dorries. Even Raab.
Not smart at doing what they are paid for but like virus, smart at thriving and multiplying.
Yep I used to call it crafty dafty, people not that smart(in the educational sense)but very very good at getting on as they were quick to adapt to situations to take advantage. A survival instinct.
(Sneaky edit but Truss an Raab are well educated. Whatever that signifys)
But still it can be damn foolish and also damn scary at the same time
The scary is where it can lead, what is 2lbs of Britishness just quantifying it is bad.
Will it be mandated in the future that you have to exhibit Britishness, mandatory Morris dancing in the schools or Fred Perry ,doc martins and a nice tidy short back and sides or bowler hats and umbrellas.
TBH I think you need a bit of National service back to get some manners in the kids.:-)
Of course this is yet another boost to the SNP because the tories equate britishness with englishness.
its is pretty hard to differentiate the two things but impossible for these dimwits in the tory party
Will it be mandated in the future that you have to exhibit Britishness, mandatory Morris dancing in the schools or Fred Perry ,doc martins and a nice tidy short back and sides or bowler hats and umbrellas.
Every time I see stuff like this i think its hysterical over reaction, and then the government does something at least as daft.
Will it be mandated in the future that you have to exhibit Britishness, mandatory Morris dancing in the schools or Fred Perry ,doc martins and a nice tidy short back and sides or bowler hats and umbrellas.
Can I just say all that is english not british?
doc martins
The tv doc or the Dr Martens boots, named after their inventor, Germany army doc Klaus Märtens?
Every time I see stuff like this i think its hysterical over reaction, and then the government does something at least as daft.
Tbh I needed to put a smiley on it, for irony 🙂
Ah but you inhabit a world where freedom of movement was swapped for blue passports and the ability to sell apples in lbs and no one can tell you what eu rule prevented them from doing something , where armoured jet skis are going to intercept migrants, tunnels to Ireland and other countries are proposed by your PM.
Who knows what weird shit your gonna do next 🙂
My supplier Utility Point went tits up, just received an email informing me my new supplier is Electricite de France. Tres jolie!
Interesting. I haven't been told yet.
Has anyone else who has read Speak for England stopped being surprised by parody turning to prophecy?
Wonder what [s]Headmaster's[/s] BoJo's next great policy announcement will be? A renewed Comet Mk3 to compete with those horrid communists at Airbus?
Of course this is yet another boost to the SNP because the tories equate britishness with englishness.
its is pretty hard to differentiate the two things
I'd say it's very easy to differentiate and easier when outside England, 'English' is the nationality, 'British' is an ideology.
I'd say there is more confusion in England in that English people, not having their own parliament or individua political presence, have identified with 'British' over 'English' for so long they have in the main lost their original national identity for 'Britishness'.
His latest lie
Claimed Rutte the dutch PM was going to mediate for him in his absurd quest to renegotiate the brexit agreement. Immediately slapped down by the dutch who actually told him that Johnson needed to behave pragmatically.
tjagain
Full MemberCan I just say all that is english not british?
No you absolutely cannot, you treasonous unbritish enemy of the state.
and the ability to sell apples in lbs
Sell them you say... there are 0lbs of apples on the supermarket shelves which is pretty much the same as there being 0kg.
🙂
No you absolutely cannot, you treasonous unbritish enemy of the state.
Can I be deported please?
I’d say there is more confusion in England in that English people, not having their own parliament or individua political presence, have identified with ‘British’ over ‘English’ for so long they have in the main lost their original national identity for ‘Britishness’.
TBH I suppose other than pointing people to watch Dam busters, Zulu and the Italian job I really wouldn’t have a Donald Duck over what Britishness was other than it’s on the same shelf as sovereignty.
(Only time I’ve really heard Britishness banged on about was when people were doing the racialist thing.)
I feel it’s currently a label for some nostalgic past that never truly existed ,which I’ve heard described as toxic nostalgia and I think that’s an apt description.
Can I be deported please?
Depends……
Have to see if there’s a clause in that Australia deal that lets them resume transportation 🙂
His latest lie
Claimed Rutte the dutch PM was going to mediate for him in his absurd quest to renegotiate the brexit agreement. Immediately slapped down by the dutch who actually told him that Johnson needed to behave pragmatically.
Yep it’s an odd situation getting exactly what you asked for then just continually blaming everyone else for it’s failings.
(That you were warned against originally)
And then claiming Rutte is going to do something he ( Rutte) totally denies saying
Never mind all that nonsense. Never mind the empty shelves and looming energy crisis, Boris will be at the White House today.
Lots of photo ops with lots of flags and “aaaaaarm….. wiffle-waffle…. Global Britain… wiffle-waffle… Special Relationship….”
It was (Dutch) oven-ready.
Can I be deported please?
I'm sure the Scots would be happy to send another Englishman back south!
I feel it’s currently a label for some nostalgic past that never truly existed ,which I’ve heard described as toxic nostalgia and I think that’s an apt description.
I think its linked to a traditionally blinkered/biased teaching of British history, although I suspect plenty of other nations do the same.
I think its linked to a traditionally blinkered/biased teaching of British history, although I suspect plenty of other nations do the same.
Sorry I can only speak with the experience of one school (in England) but despite the curriculum constraints they work within, I’ve been impressed how balanced a view the teachers have been able teach. I suspect the problems come from the media who give the less nuanced view and parents who don’t think understanding another point of view on history (or anything else) matters.
If I remember my GCSE history (a stretch, it was a while ago) I learned very little about British History. The syllabus was:
Communism in Russia from 1917 to 1941
Boom, Depression and New Deal (USA post-WW1, pre-WW2)
Segregation & Integration (USA 1950s & 60s)
US and French involvement in Vietnam from the 50s to the fall of Saigon
I cannot remember being taught anything of substance about modern British history.
