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Riding tomorrow. Wife working. Kids asleep. Been pissed almost every day for a fortnight. What to do?


 
Posted : 30/11/2016 9:11 pm
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Buy a cricket bat.


 
Posted : 30/11/2016 9:16 pm
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Kebab


 
Posted : 30/11/2016 9:16 pm
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Buy a cricket bat.

I see what you did there.


 
Posted : 30/11/2016 9:20 pm
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Recreational drugs, all of them?


 
Posted : 30/11/2016 9:22 pm
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Well this threads idled away 12 mins of my senseless existence. In response the above

Precisely
Possibly
Quite
Haven't got any


 
Posted : 30/11/2016 9:24 pm
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Give up booze, go for a run & sweat it out man.

Then..

Have a wan...


 
Posted : 30/11/2016 9:26 pm
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Service the bike. Make it all shiney and stuff.


 
Posted : 30/11/2016 9:26 pm
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a man who has a family, whose wife is out?, whose kids are asleep? must simply be bored with life itself

edge yourself for the next few hours


 
Posted : 30/11/2016 9:27 pm
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Alas, she's in but working.


 
Posted : 30/11/2016 9:28 pm
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Update: I've put a coat on


 
Posted : 30/11/2016 9:38 pm
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Kebabs a short walk I hope, tis chilly out


 
Posted : 30/11/2016 9:48 pm
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Clean your drivetrain?


 
Posted : 30/11/2016 9:50 pm
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Another partial success. Went for a quick spin. Picked up wrong battery pack. Got to the bottom of a fairly techy downhill bit (thankfully) and was plunged in to darkness. Never fear, got me emergency ligjt in my pack. Or have I? No. Rode home on my phone torch. What a tit.


 
Posted : 30/11/2016 10:49 pm
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Should have got pissed.


 
Posted : 30/11/2016 10:50 pm
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Maybe have a few drinks and then go for a ride..


 
Posted : 30/11/2016 10:55 pm
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Another partial success. Went for a quick spin. Picked up wrong battery pack. Got to the bottom of a fairly techy downhill bit (thankfully) and was plunged in to darkness. Never fear, got me emergency ligjt in my pack. Or have I? No. Rode home on my phone torch. What a tit.

Adrenaline rush to break up the boredom; sounds like a win to me.


 
Posted : 30/11/2016 10:57 pm
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Surely a Pot Noodle and a w#@k?


 
Posted : 30/11/2016 11:47 pm
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lol.


 
Posted : 30/11/2016 11:52 pm
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http://slither.io/


 
Posted : 01/12/2016 12:08 am
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It's either that or play with your own worm, apparently.


 
Posted : 01/12/2016 12:09 am
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Lumbriscus tosswristus


 
Posted : 01/12/2016 12:32 am