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Went to the polling station, they told me I was a
day to early! Seems that I am suffering from "Premature Election".
boom boom.
You might want to get your....
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Seems that I am suffering from "Premature Election".
You see, this just doesn't work. You want it to sound like "ejaculation" presumably. But it doesn't, it sounds like "erection". And "premature erection" isn't a thing. So you're leaving people wondering what the problem is. Ho hum.
Is it a joke you made yourself, or would you like to blame someone else? 🙂
who's gonna come at the top of your poll
Electile disfuntion? Nah, still doesn't work.
This thread is a joke FAIL.
awwww. its a nice try. but this is why you should try jokes out on the mrs before posting them online.
"Electile dysfunction" is definitely the punchline of a joke, I'm just pretty sure it isn't this one. 🙂
My buddy is from Japan, and at the last election he turned to me, with a face contorted in shame and horror, and asked me why the Prime Minister was talking about "you know, problems downstairs". Seriously, the Japs really have no concept of the letters 'L' and 'R'. It was even written on the TV channel's scrolly banner thing "e[u]l[/u]ection night special" or something, and he still didn't get it.
Oh, how we laughed.
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Steve Bell in 2000. The Gore/Bush Florida hanging chad saga.
Oh, how we laughed.
The hours must have just flown by.
what do you mean 'premature erection' isnt a thing?
*is living proof*
An erection is not "premature" when you're sat in your office reading singletrackworld. The word you're looking for is "inappropriate". HTH.
I just took my mind off it thinking about the mechanics of peppery salad creation. Then I realised that it was quite easy.
After all, it wasn't rocket science.
🙂
hanging chad
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A guy got beaten up at my local Indian take away last night.. he's in a korma...
h-ho!
Did you hear the one about the Jewish Spaniard?
She didn't know if she was Carmen or Cohen.
Badum-tish.
One week only folks, special discount to pensioners on the Wednesday...
And anyway, premature ejaculation is not a male problem........
