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[Closed] Bit late for valentines, but there are some real howlers on here!

 xcgb
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 xcgb
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I mean really?..........

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Posted : 18/03/2013 4:10 pm
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Eminem? [img] [/img]


 
Posted : 18/03/2013 4:18 pm
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I was out green-laning with a mate, and one lane emerged from a stream into the rear carpark of a hotel.

We rode along the drive and saw a photographer looking towards us and apparently photographing the other side of a big ivy and moss covered lump of tumbled masonry. As we passed I looked back to see a bride and groom flinching in horror as our tyres spat globs of river mud vaguely at them.

I doubt we actually "got" them and if the photographer had his wits about him it might have given them the best photos of the whole day.


 
Posted : 18/03/2013 4:21 pm
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Posted : 18/03/2013 4:26 pm
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WHOOOOOAH THERE, NELLIE!
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Posted : 18/03/2013 4:32 pm
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Is anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?

I can't say it in case I get banned ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 18/03/2013 4:35 pm
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Posted : 18/03/2013 4:35 pm
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packed with awsum


 
Posted : 18/03/2013 4:39 pm
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Is anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?

They're never going to see eye to eye? โ“

They haven't been dishing out the meals equally? โ“


 
Posted : 18/03/2013 5:01 pm
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that it's probably bigger than her arm


 
Posted : 18/03/2013 5:03 pm
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They're never going to see eye to eye?

eyes to eye maybe


 
Posted : 18/03/2013 5:04 pm
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ahahaahaa! proper good Monday thread! ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 18/03/2013 5:04 pm
 xcgb
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Is anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?

There's a Milligan war book that this is covered, basically Sapper asks his medic can he have relations with a woman much shorter than him, "yes you can but you won't have anyone to talk to!" ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 18/03/2013 5:11 pm