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Teachers only remember two types of pupil. The really good ones and the really bad ones. (think he was the latter, but then he was at a strict convent school in the 50's).
Before you do anything, think about what will happen next.
singlespeedstu - Member
If you keep doing all that shit to your hair you'll end up bald.
What the **** did he know?
Turns out for once he was right.
Ex goth with no hair any more.
You've never posted pics 🙁
Ifbyour not in bed by 11........come home .
Drive carefully. Sadly that was posthumous practical advice.
Don't piss into the wind in suede shoes, make a real mess
All women are a nightmare it just depends on the scale of 1 to 10 where they are!
Thanks dad
First wife was a 10 😯
New wife a 1 🙂
Crash into a lampost, and not a tree if you are going to hit something
usually after some sort of household spillage/breakage:
"we don't need to tell your mum"
The best one was about not accepting post-resignation counter offers:
"if you have to resign for them to pay you what you are worth, you don;t want to work for them"
Never let fools and children see a job half done.
(Good all purpose line for when things start going tits up.)
'You can count your real friends on one hand.....'
'Machines don't stop if your screaming'..(engineering not Terminator).....
Must admit he used to get on my t*ts were just too alike...hes not quite the same after his triple heart bypass ....that was a stellar argument getting him to see a Dr.
I suppose he wouldn't be a dad if he wasn't annoying 🙂