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[Closed] Best piece of advice that your dad ever gave you?

 CHB
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Teachers only remember two types of pupil. The really good ones and the really bad ones. (think he was the latter, but then he was at a strict convent school in the 50's).


 
Posted : 14/06/2015 7:49 am
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Before you do anything, think about what will happen next.


 
Posted : 14/06/2015 8:04 am
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If you keep doing all that shit to your hair you'll end up bald.
What the **** did he know?
Turns out for once he was right.
Ex goth with no hair any more.

You've never posted pics 🙁


 
Posted : 14/06/2015 8:15 am
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Ifbyour not in bed by 11........come home .


 
Posted : 14/06/2015 8:28 am
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Drive carefully. Sadly that was posthumous practical advice.


 
Posted : 14/06/2015 8:38 am
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Don't piss into the wind in suede shoes, make a real mess


 
Posted : 17/06/2015 10:07 pm
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All women are a nightmare it just depends on the scale of 1 to 10 where they are!

Thanks dad

First wife was a 10 😯

New wife a 1 🙂


 
Posted : 18/06/2015 3:21 am
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Crash into a lampost, and not a tree if you are going to hit something


 
Posted : 18/06/2015 3:31 am
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usually after some sort of household spillage/breakage:

"we don't need to tell your mum"

The best one was about not accepting post-resignation counter offers:

"if you have to resign for them to pay you what you are worth, you don;t want to work for them"


 
Posted : 18/06/2015 3:52 am
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Never let fools and children see a job half done.

(Good all purpose line for when things start going tits up.)


 
Posted : 18/06/2015 9:42 am
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'You can count your real friends on one hand.....'

'Machines don't stop if your screaming'..(engineering not Terminator).....

Must admit he used to get on my t*ts were just too alike...hes not quite the same after his triple heart bypass ....that was a stellar argument getting him to see a Dr.

I suppose he wouldn't be a dad if he wasn't annoying 🙂


 
Posted : 18/06/2015 12:03 pm
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