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So who's had what?

How about 16 years?


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 2:36 pm
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* s****s *

I had a month


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 2:38 pm
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16 years? For what?

I've had 24 hours once.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 2:43 pm
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month too.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 2:45 pm
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16 years? For what?

🙄

Where to start....


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 2:45 pm
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I once had a 24 hrs ban but it took a week for the mods to let me back on!


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 2:48 pm
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Had a weekend ban. So who got 16 years?


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 2:52 pm
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ton, what was your month actually for?


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 2:55 pm
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Had a weekend ban. So who got 16 years?

A bit like voldemort - I think bad things happen if you mention his name.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 2:55 pm
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Does "he who shall not be named" have many names?


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 2:58 pm
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constant swearing,i think, or perceived racism, or posting naughty stuff.
one of em......
or questioning the powers that be.......maybe??


 
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Does "he who shall not be named" have many names?

Aye. And none of them are Legion


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 3:01 pm
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2 weeks over christmas.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 3:13 pm
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Ooooh, over Christmas...that was harsh!


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 3:15 pm
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I got a weekend ban for telling offensive non PC jokes


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 3:18 pm
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I had two weeks over Christmas. Allowed back on on New Years Day 🙂


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 3:21 pm
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I'm surprised at that TJ 😯


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 3:26 pm
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I got a weekend ban for telling offensive non PC jokes

Your user name was hacked right? Please say your user name was hacked.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 3:32 pm
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I got a weekend ban for telling offensive non PC jokes

And yet I got a months ban for one non-racist question? That's exactly the sort of inconsistent and unfair treatment by the mods that "he who must not be named" was drawing attention to.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 3:36 pm
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Beer got a long one and hardly ever came back, even in his alter ego guises.

For posting a link to an innocent photo (admittedly the only innocent photo he ever linked to) which the site owner substituted for some paedo bestiality or somesuch.


 
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Anyone want to hear the jokes?

It really was true - I enjoy a good non pc joke [i]so long as its funny[/i]

In 9 words including punchline it is offensive to the disabled, Christians and Jews.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 3:42 pm
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Tell it, TJ, there's not a lot of the weekend left...


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 3:46 pm
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What did the Scottish epileptic get for Christmas?

A Wii Fit.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 3:48 pm
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Nice one onion.

No I am not getting banned again 🙂


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 3:51 pm
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A bit like voldemort - I think bad things happen if you mention his name.

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Posted : 23/01/2010 4:01 pm
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Love the "ma baw your no playing" followed by the " well if you don't like it"


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 4:01 pm
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Who is this person that's not being mentioned?


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 4:05 pm
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He who must not be mentioned.

Think borders dwelling, expert driver, makes people eat dust when he is on his singlespeed and they are on DH bikes, but gets cross with roadies who hold him up for a few seconds when in his car.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 4:09 pm
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Go on,give us a clue.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 4:13 pm
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Well he did get into an altercation is a zoo a while ago. He also makes me look easily persuaded in a debate and reasonable and easy going.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 4:14 pm
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The man who is best at everything?


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 4:16 pm
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They made a film about him.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 4:21 pm
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Has he really got 16 years? And are we not allowed to mention any of the names he's used (including the one which he took up after everybody else started calling him by it)?

Have I managed the shortest ban? Was <24 hours since Mark unbanned me early - I think explaining why I got banned would put me in line for another one. Having been banned from here once is surely a badge of honour like having been imprisoned by the authorities when you're a revolutionary!


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 4:28 pm
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Have the mods got a sense of humour?

[IMG] [/IMG]


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 4:40 pm
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Why is mentioning his name bannable? Is it really?


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 4:43 pm
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Uncle Joe stylee purge or just people with tongue in cheek. You decide.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 4:47 pm
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Trolli...
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I'm surro...

No, not chancing it


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 4:50 pm
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has he really.
i was only debating with him this morning.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 4:57 pm
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Can you be traced via IP by the clever mods then?


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 5:03 pm
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whatever happened to cresser?


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 5:05 pm
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Is his premier membership going cheap then?


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 5:09 pm
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Did Fred ever come back?

I've been banned from chocolate and fatty food by GF.

I'v found some chocolate in desk and given box to her.
(After munching one or two.) 😉


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 5:11 pm
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I don't think Fred has ever returned, more's the pity. Nor has Lanesra.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 5:15 pm
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I've not been banned but have had a couple of the threads I've started removed. Don't know why, can only assume it's because I called someone gay for not wanting to do their Mrs up the Arsenal.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 5:16 pm
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bombadillo got a lifetime ban too. 🙄


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 5:16 pm
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Dam. He did liven it up even with a few arguements with others which was banter for me but some he miffed off.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 5:17 pm
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I think Cressers mainly spat his dummy out


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 5:17 pm
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"Have the Mods got a sense of humour?"

You do realise they are in Todmorden? A town in Lancashire that desperately wants to be in Yorkshire, no wonder the poor dears are a little touchy! 😛


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 5:18 pm
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A town in Lancashire that desperately wants to be in Yorkshire

Who the hell wants to be in yorkshire?

Weirdos...


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 5:25 pm
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Fred has not come back but he is watching sometimes. I have his email.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 5:25 pm
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usually it says 'blocked' after someone's posts if they've been barred, no?

...Only the 'other' flying scotsman's posts on the canalfighter thread would seem to be unaltered. Perhaps he's banned himself? I did enjoy the '[s]look at me[/s] remove me' thread for the few minutes it lasted earlier. Crikey I'm having a dull day!


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 5:52 pm
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banned or just pushed away 😉


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 6:19 pm
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What was funny I still sold a few things on the classified while banned by e-mailing the person direct.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 6:29 pm
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So, wonder what he will come back as next....


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 6:31 pm
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I claim the shortest ban. It was nominally 6 hours, but as it was ride evening I was out for 4 of them 🙂


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 6:44 pm
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Ah. So I'm not really 51 years old as I've been asleep for 30% of that time?


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 6:45 pm
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I thought you had been asleep under a tree for 20 years?


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 6:59 pm
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Ah. So I'm not really 51 years old as I've been asleep for 30% of that time?

your age is correct but you've only been nominally lucid for 35 years 🙂


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 10:35 pm
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has the Scottish one really been banned what did he do - well Ok I know that but specifically did he start one to many global warming threads?
Fred is not interested in returing as he is a calm place now and all is serene.
16 years is an odd choice why not life - was that enough timw for him to drive then cycle to the moon and back and ****t or argue with everyone on the way?
Lansera was abit nutty - not sure his story was real but he was anger personified
Adam G
I have never even been warned - i once reported one of my own posts though 😳


 
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Serious baiting of the mods.

Banned for a day for calling Mastiles Fanylion names, came back and ranted about unfair treatment, started threads to bait the mods / commplain . One deleted another one started then asked for his account to be closed. I think he got his wish.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 11:12 pm
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I have never even been warned

ie a dull boy 🙂


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 11:16 pm
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I got 1 week for telling Adam G to piss off.

I had another account in the name of gripper_stebson which got banned - it was set up purely to goad a certain member....


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 11:17 pm
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2 Yellow cards for me but never a ban.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 11:30 pm
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"Can you be traced via IP by the clever mods then?"

Not if you use Nuip.net.

(other proxy servers are available.


 
Posted : 23/01/2010 11:31 pm
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I've got an indefinite ban from mlehworld, which probably puts me in a more elite group of [i]very[/i] select few.


 
Posted : 24/01/2010 1:22 am
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Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuic...

No I daren't!

But I don't think his treatment was unfair or inconsistent - it wasn't a one-off for him, it is part of his nature and the mods know this.

A shame though - I like my chats with him because, for all his bad points, he is clearly intelligent but unfortunately he sometimes ties himself in knots trying to out-clever everyone. He was right about one thing though - I am a knob-end 🙂


 
Posted : 24/01/2010 9:15 am
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I am a knob-end

Which is why I'm trying to start a campaign to have him back again 😛


 
Posted : 24/01/2010 9:19 am
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I've got an indefinite ban from mlehworld, which probably puts me in a more elite group of very select few.

Are you Pete?


 
Posted : 24/01/2010 9:44 am
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Probably just me, but I get the feeling most of us stw'ers weren't the hardest kids at school 😉


 
Posted : 24/01/2010 10:14 am
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I think superstar_ got 27.4 years, quite a lot for slagging off a business proffessional rather than a forum member.


 
Posted : 24/01/2010 10:47 am
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Are you Pete?

Who's Pete?


 
Posted : 24/01/2010 10:50 am
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Brilliant i like a forum that aims for mediocrity. Remove those who stand out for whatever reason.


 
Posted : 24/01/2010 1:25 pm
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Banned or not, can't live on forums!

Nice day to ride and has anyone checked next weeks weather???! snow again and -4C!


 
Posted : 24/01/2010 1:38 pm
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Nothing for me yet, must try harder.


 
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Brilliant i like a forum that aims for mediocrity. Remove those who stand out for whatever reason.

Well said


 
Posted : 24/01/2010 1:43 pm
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Mediocre's my middle name... 😉


 
Posted : 24/01/2010 5:17 pm
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Which is why I'm trying to start a campaign to have him back again

Just no. In every way. This is a much nicer place without him. And I hope he's reading this. Presumably not as he'll be out critiquing others driving whilst riding at 64mph on one wheel with his hair on fire or something.

I've never been cautioned either, I'm too dull. I have received a lot of warnings on Weight Weenies though, they're ridiculous about their moderation!


 
Posted : 24/01/2010 5:26 pm
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[i]I've got an indefinite ban from mlehworld[/i]

I love the smell of irony in the morning.


 
Posted : 24/01/2010 7:47 pm
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I have received a lot of warnings on Weight Weenies though, they're ridiculous about their moderation!

For what sort of thing? I've never had anything on there, but then you probably post about 50 times as much as me.


 
Posted : 24/01/2010 9:32 pm
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My next bike will be beige, the [s]revolution[/s] mild tutting starts here.


 
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