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Shamelessly stolen from another forum....
Ban the person above you and give a funny reason.
Sounds simple.
Example:
Banned: because [reason here].
Remember it's 'tongue in cheek' 😉
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OKAY:
Banned: For starting this thread 🙄
I thought this was a thread about RudeBoy, shame...
(Chortles)
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**** RB you must do nothing at all except read STW.
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It's true. I got bored with doing 'image swap restore' (or whatever it is. Tedious).
I'd better get something done. Footy's on tonight.
ok Rudeboy banned because he didn't live up to his name;-)
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Its sad but even the www is blighted by RudeBoys, cant get mugged on here though so thats a bonus I suppose
I dunno, Bumley; I can be a bit cheeky! 😉
Everyone apart from Bumley banned for failing to follow bruneep's instruction.
sc-xc banned for posting what I was about to post
miketually banned for posting what I was about to post about posting
bassspine banned for having too many s's in his login name.
RudeBoy banned for errant apostrophes.
CaptainFlasheart banned for being a grammar Nazi
(..and the next poster can ban me for Godwin's law)
ChairmanLMAO banned for having a login name which refers to a totalitarian Communist leader of a Far Eastern Nation...
Ha! How about that one? Weren't specting that, were you?
Chairman_LMAO banned for pointing out grammar Nazi-ism (er?!) and then forgetting his full stops. 😛
[edit] Weren't you already 'banned', RB?
Yes, but no-one else seems to be playing.
I suppose Rudeboy's posts on this thread aern't as bad as trying to do a joint venture on Monopoly and scuppering the wives and girlfriends though? I mean everything's relative.
Simon ralli BANNED for living somewhere sunnier than me!
Reluctant banned for having a pic of a cute b&w cat in his profile!
(We've got three cats - all b&w...)
househusband banned for having cats. Ewww.
Go on, I dare you......
AdamW banned for being interested in "making jam"!!! 8)
FoxyChick banned for associating with the rest
of us-no good can come from it.
slimtubing banned for tarring with the same brush.
Chairman_LMAO
banned for saying Nazi. 
scraprider banned for banning out of order - poor captain_spaulding will be feeling left out now!
Militant_biker banned for being so presumptuous.
ban captain_spaulding so he doesnt feel left out.
thisisnotaspoon is banned for randomly banning people
jedi banned for use of The Force in an manner incompatible with being a jedi...
marsdenman banned for banning a jedi
You're all banned. No real reason other than I don't believe in descrimination.
CountZero banned for being a spoil sport.
Beveled Edge banned for whinging about being banned.
coffeeking banned for being a bully
Lookmanohands banned for having hands like manos!
North Shaun banned for using the North's only computer for trivial purposes.
mk1fan banned for not having a ...............
like i had...
Ton banned for bringing back the nightmares of owning a Vauxhall Viva
sillyoldhector banned for dissing the viva, 😉 cracking memories from the back seat of a viva.
sturmey banned for reminding me of the nightmare gears on my chopper
bruneep banned for reminding me i was not big enough for a chopper so had to make do with the chipper!
Sturmey banned for not buying a chopper and growing into it!
Guilliano banned for assuming Sturmey wasn't already fully grown.
Haze banned. Just because.
Sc-xc banned for attempted thread murder
Haze banned for false accusations
Davy banned for inventing the safe miners' lamp.
beej banned for being a misprint
teej, banned for crumping 3 times at dalbeattie..... 😯
Ton, banned for being a lightweight crosscountry whippet!
Trampus, banned for using the long hand version of XC
😳
Silverpigeon, banned for living so close to the French.
not local banned for not being a local
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this is a local shop for local people!!
LOL "Greetings from Braemar"
notlocal banned for failing to notice that they had been banned and proceeding in a jovial and festive manner.
Tracker1972
Banned for being younger than me.
How dare you!
Rusty Spanner banned for not falling off the climb and killing himself.
chrism banned for being up late on a school night.
zaskar banned for making me use a key on my keyboard that's got crud on it.
Ex-pat banned for having the cheek to live somewhere with nice weather and post at an unhealthy hour.
Tracker1972...life-time ban for not banning Inzane! 😈
Lets make it harder and ban the person who posts AFTER you.
Rudeboy banned for not doing his work
WCA banned for guessing wrong.
chrism - for posting in the wrong order!
WCA banned for not noticing that chrism no longer exists 😉
p.s. was that post intended to be subtly ironic? Just can't quite make up my mind whether or not it was deliberately self-negating
Muddypuddle banned for causing trail erosion
Rusty Spanner banned for making assumptions about somebody based on their forum name. (not saying if it is right or wrong, just that it is an assumption 🙂 )
FoxyChick for banning out of turn and for an inaccurate reason. (Inzane was not my previous poster!).
Damn, Tracker1972 for failing to ban his previous poster (Tracker1972) and banning out of turn (like FoxyChick)
really should have seen that coming...
Oh, and clubber, sorry I missed you but you are banned for what you do to seals!
mrmichaelwright banned for not reading the rules about ad blocker.
bruneep banned for even mentioning ad blocker
bruneep banned for banning somebody who hasn't even contributed, or mods banned for deleting a post and ruining the context.
Sillyoldhector banned because otherwise I wouldn't be following the thread rules.
FallOutBoy banned for banning himself 😯
bruneep un banned 'cause its my game 😉
bruneep banned for misinterpreting his own rules, and being a lousy dancer.
RudeBoy banned because...
...well do you actually need a reason for banning Rudeboy?
aracer banned for being rudeboyist*
Like ageist, sexist etc but a bit more specific