We got in late tonight, so ordered take away pizza for tea; I'm secretly quite proud that my 5.8 year old daughter ate 5/8 of a 10" pizza.
(Disclaimer: we don't normally do stuff like this - our kids have a stupidly healthy diet and very healthy active lives.)
Who you gonna call?
Supernanny!
Eh? Bad enough that you need to tell us you bought pizza for tea, but then you need to spout some middle-class, neo-fittist claptrap about childrens diet and exercise?
thats terrible giving that to a 5.8 year old, thats like the first shot of heroin, she'll now want nothing but pizza for every dinner and by the time she's 9.6 will be the size of a house and you'll have to have your doorways widened! shocking!
Probably a good idea to start saving for the reinforced bed and lifting harness now. And maybe think about converting a downstairs room into a bedroom too...
what attention seeking ploy is this? you obviously don't think you are a bad parent. so what?
Actually, it's a little known fact, but pizza hits all four of the major food groups.
You got your grains (crust), meat (pepperoni is a meat, right?), milk and milk products (cheese), and veggies (tomato sauce).
In fact, if you threw on some anchovies, she'd get some Omega 3 fatty acids and get into such rockin' shape that she'll be ready for the Olympics by the time she's 6.43.
Not quite in the same league as Sharron Matthews.
I'm with druidh on this, What's your point caller?
There needs to be a point?
And "neo-fittist"? WTF?
See point three on this thread - http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/whos-watching-you#post-410007
Point three could apply to almost every thread on here...
Food of champions is pizza
They'll do what the hell they like in a few years anyway & it'll probably be the polar opposite of what you want - trust me 😀
They'll do what the hell they like in a few years anyway & it'll probably be the polar opposite of what you want - trust me
I blame the teachers 😉
Well I am about to call the social services. You clearly display all symptoms of being a bad parent. Feeding a child pizza?! How could you!!! I for one am totally appaled and would have you stoned.
*All of the above may be false
[i]pepperoni is a meat, right?[/i]
This misguided statement cannot go unchallenged. Impressionable minds might think it is true just because you have written it on the internet.
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See point three on this thread - http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/whos-watching-you#post-410007
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So the Chat forum is now redundant? We should all join MrNutt's Twittering sessions.
Can I say F*&k off ?
Mike, may I recommend the Brown diet.....
The Brown diet I hear you say........ thats right, you only eat stuff that is brown, burgers, bread, etc etc. Absolutely never anything that is green or red , just brown.
Apparently you end up properly bound up, and consequently are full of shite and have a permanent strain grimace on your face !!!
Boom boom tish (cheap shot I know, but I just couldn't resist it)
This misguided statement cannot go unchallenged. Impressionable minds might think it is true just because you have written it on the internet.
It's ok, it was a ham and pineapple pizza. The ham might have had a small amount of meat in it, and pineapple is +1 for fruit.
break out the kebab meat.! 🙂
You cut your pizzas into 8 slices??? Mad!
Father Ted: "Shall I cut your pizza into 6 or 8 slices?"
Father Dougall "6 please Ted, - oh God, I couldn't eat 8"
You cut your pizzas into 8 slices??? Mad!
Not us, [url= http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?rlz=1C1CHMG_en-GBGB291GB303&sourceid=chrome&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=pizza+uno&near=Darlington&fb=1&split=1&gl=uk&view=text&latlng=184104650433201527 ]Pizza Uno[/url].
Pizza - just ponced up cheese on toast IMO 😉
The red stuff contains lycopene which, apparently, will stop you having a heart attack.