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I love cheese.
I love toast.
I love Worcester sauce.
But HATE cheese on toast with Worcester sauce.
So my universal truth is.. people are weird.. and they like what they like despite logic.
Cheese?
CHEESE!
Cheese, cheese, cheese.
And what about the Bacon?
🙄
As i grow older, I know that sickness and death are inevitable. We have to work our @$$3$ off to earn money as well. So I think we should cherish the time with our family and friends more and try our best to live a wonderful life.
Time goes quicker!
Where the heck has this week/year/last 3.5 years gone? 😯
This place is great
PJay is right about everything other than Disneyland, especially the potatoes
I'm still feeling hungry for cheese on toast 🙁
Death is a certainty.As you've got older, which of life's truths do you now just accept
We suffer and there are no saints that walk amongst us. 🙄
That you'll always need a piece of wood/cane to stir a pot of paint.
Singing stupid songs to annoy your children is about as good as it gets
Anyone who believes they're important hasn't asked the six odd billion people that just think they're a ****
Cheese on toast, with Worcester sauce, is the most enjoyable food in the world
Worcs sauce tastes rank and i live in Worcestershire
Life is too short to put off the things you want to do until tomorrow
Do not discount the cheese on toast with five counties and some proper thick white bakers bread. Layed in lines obvs
All that stuff I remember about older people not getting why good music is good, and them not liking the things I liked in favour of their dull, old stuff that was just boring to me - that whole thing is coming full circle, and the more I go "hey, I'm not THAT old, I'm down with your funky rhythms/threads/do", the older I sound. So I don't. 🙂
The only constant in life is change itself.
Having kids is a source of constant amazement, worry, stress and undiluted wonder.
I find myself increasingly sympathetic to my parents.
There is much joy to be found in the simple and small things.
There are no truths it's all just perception..
Is that true?
Depends how you look at it.
ads678 - we're a broad church my friend. if thats what floats your boat. It still stands that cheese on toast of one sort or another is the pinnacle of human culinary achievements
Amen brother. 🙂
Maybe a personal one but the things you stress about at work rarely cause the amount of grief to warrant the stress.
There is little that can't be made better by being on a bike splashing through puddles; pace of the splashing is unimportant.
Currently, when heading home on a Friday from Indiana your flight will be delayed.
I think I might have cheese on toast for tea when I get back. I've got some marmite somewhere too. This may keep me going through the delay!
Some days you are the pigeon, some days you are the statue.
The only mustard any good is the yellow stuff you mix yourself.
We all turn into our parents!
We're all slaves to the gene pool and are all going to die.
Here today, gone tomorrow.
We all turn into our parents!
<considers MIL - panics>
..
<remembers own father. Sudden sympathy for wife>
After putting on bib shorts, top, baggies and a jacket then getting bike out the man cave, only then shall a mole present himself at the counter....
A certainty, I type this perched on white ceramic.
Never mistake an opinion for expertise.
Strongly held or loudly voiced opinions should be treated accordingly.
In your opinion..
Confuscius say : man who goes to sleep with sex problem on mind, wake up with solution on stomach.
Confucius also say; 'Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day'
[quote=Nobeerinthefridge ]After putting on bib shorts, top, baggies and a jacket then getting bike out the man cave, only then shall a mole present himself at the counter....
A certainty, I type this perched on white ceramic.
In the same vein. Following the pre-ride pee the old boy will never settle as comfortably into the bib shorts as he had been beforehand and you will need a couple of stops for tackle realignment before the ride can properly proceed.
Also
If a man voices an opinion in a forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
you don't even have to voice it. Plenty of examples where simply thinking it is sufficient. Or in some cases, the wife can think you were thinking it and that's enough.
You don't stop playing when you get old, you get old when you stop playing.
Love this...
56 and having more fun than ever.
Life is too short to wait for things to happen, get out there and DO SOMETHING, the hardest step is always the first one, the scariest question you ask someone is always the first one, and they're just as scared.
If I'd known this when I was 20...