I'll start....
Cheese on toast, with Worcester sauce, is the most enjoyable food in the world.
It just unarguably is. All the nice meals in fancy restaurants, and cuisines from all over the world, are basically just a distraction from your ultimate acceptance of this fact.
Yours....?
bikes are pretty much the best thing there is
When my wife starts a sentence
'I know what you're going to say...'
that we'll be going somewhere/buying something I don't want to in the near future.
Cheese on toast, with [s]Worcester sauce[/s]Marmite under the cheese
Is what you really meant isn't it!!
Agreed, but just 'cheese' won't do for this. You need a nice mature cheddar so the Worcester sauce is incorporated into the melted cheese. I ran out of cheddar a few days ago and tried with emmental. Big mistake as the stuff is damn well near sauce proof and the Worcester sauce runs off instead of melting in. Rubbish.
There are a lot of very selfish people out there. Don't waste time challenging them, just get on with not being one of them and you will enjoy life far more.
There is no such thing as a "5 minute job".
I agree with you Lord Binners, has to be Cheddar on thick cut white though as it just has the right fat/stodge ratio.
Not only that it goes well with pretty much any drink Tea, Coffee, Wine, Beer, Cider or even water!!
No one has got a clue what they are actually doing and everyone is just winging it.
Yak - you are absolutely correct. Thats what I've just had. On thick white bread. I once deviated through necessity into Edam. It was similarly very disappointing
ads678 - we're a broad church my friend. if thats what floats your boat. It still stands that cheese on toast of one sort or another is the pinnacle of human culinary achievements
A man's place is in the wrong.
You don't need to smoke it all at once.
Remember, whatever the cost, you have to burn all the bridges you've crossed, because the devil you've yet to behold is better by far than the devil you know.
Keyboard hardmen like to convey a false image of themselves....
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Life's only certainties are death, taxes and nasal hair
1) Double it & add 20 for time or cost estimations
2) Sod & his law are real
3) My chance of winning the lottery (my long term financial plan) really is very small indeed
4) Time speeds up as the years go by
5) A cup of tea really does help
6) I really won't ever get to fly on a Concorde (or as Tinie Tempah once said: "I'm pissed I never got to fly on a Concorde")
There is a tonne of stuff in the world I would like to be able to do, but I can't, because it is simply not possible to be a scuba diver/sailor/writer/linguist/ice hockey player/TdF cyclist/father/world traveller/etc./etc. all at the same time!
Getting drunk is not a business plan.
Cheese on toast, with Worcester sauce, is the most enjoyable food in the world.
I was working in the garden with my FIL last week and had some old crusty bread that I decided to repurpose as Welsh Rarebit – we were both in agreement with your assessment 🙂
Women (with a few exceptions) tend to get bigger as they get older, despite what you might think or hope.
Anyone who suggests putting the Devil's smegma on anything is wrong! But that's not an age thing, just common decency.
I've realised over time that despite trying, I'll never sample all of the craft beers in the Oddbins opposite my house.
when the wife says " I have been thinking...." its either
a] Going to cost me money or
b] Going to cost me time...
Oh, and olives are yummy scrummy 😀
It's no fun getting old.
Never trust a fart.
Never trust a fart.
Did you see Ed Byrne on last night's Mock the Week talking about his dad's comments on farts? "That one's got clogs on!"
Anchovies rock.
Coyote - Member
No one has got a clue what they are actually doing and everyone is just winging it.
Spot on 🙂
- this +1It's no fun getting old.
Life without a bike is crap!
All the nice meals in fancy restaurants, and cuisines from all over the world.
I'm still enjoying this stage of life for now, I await cheesy enlightenment
Never trust a cold pie.
Life's only certainties are death, taxes and nasal hair
Unless you're Noel Gallagher, Jimmy Carr or Daniella Westbrook.
Hanlon's Razor
The sooner you realise you're not going to be an astronaut, the easier your life is.
Hangovers last twice as long for every 10 years of life.
Most organisations are led by sociopaths.
Trust your instincts.
I'm never going to get the jet pack I was promised
It's no fun getting old.
- this +1
Nonsense.
It's a hell of a lot better than the alternative.
I am SO hungry now, and yes Binners (that was autocorrected to boners which is also ok)
Time spent with friends is rarely wasted. Time spent on a screen nearly always is
Hanlon's Razor
Amen.
And...
Time is priceless. As far as you can make the most of it, because you cant buy anymore later.
Nobody knows what's good for me, better than me.
Never trust a fart.
Did you see Ed Byrne on last night's Mock the Week talking about his dad's comments on farts? "That one's got clogs on!"
Genuine PMSL! Got to use that one. 😀
"It's a hell of a lot better than the alternative"
getting younger?
34 is the new 33.
No one has got a clue what they are actually doing and everyone is just winging it.
+a lot.
Talent is meaningless without hard work and perseverance
Couple of points on Worcester sauce.
It is actually Worcestershire sauce.
Second point is Hendersons relish.
A penis will last you a lifetime if you look after it.
No one has got a clue what they are actually doing and everyone is just winging it.
indeed. i can't believe I've got this far without being found out
