[url= http://charlieharvey.org.uk/page/hipster_menu_crafter ]I present the Hipster Menu Generator. [/url]
Revival leaves with street food pickled onion delivered in a lego spaceship.
😆
Very good 😆
with salvaged horse penis
Yum
Home-brewed kombucha harmonised with umami monster munch displayed on a roof slate.
"Hand-reared monster munch proximal to traditional leaves sited on a lentil. For fifty quid."
It's too close to the truth really
Traditional kale paired with semi-cremated kimchi supplied on a bed of Argentinian cave moss.
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Pretty sure I had this for lunch in the Norther Quarter in Manchester last summer.Sauted marmite in a gravy of Mongolian monster munch spilled on a minature staircase with a chutney cupboard.
Contemporary ocelot's earlobes married to instagrammed superfoods propagated on a broken shovel.
Again.
Heritage puffin proximal to foamed blackcurrant jous displayed on a bed of wheatgrass.
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'Laid out in a high-healed (sic) shoe'
I'm out.
Fusion kombucha proximal to vintage blackcurrant jous supplied on an autographed photo of Taylor Swift.
How do I order?
Sounds like an average lunch in Pinkster Towers.Twice baked pickled onion co-presented with coal-fired swan brought forth in a car tyre.
MalvernRider, two things,
1 - The creator admits he was drunk, so errors might be acceptable. Also, strong cider connection, so probably properly drunk.
2 - Heritage puffin. I can forgive almost anything for this.
Heritage puffin proximal to foamed blackcurrant jous displayed on a bed of wheatgrass.
Don't they serve up something like this on the Farne Islands, it's a local specialty!
Craft sheeps brains in a gravy of Driftwood-smoked polystyrene exhibited on a vintage backgammon board.
Waste of good sheeps' brains 🙂
From the website you can also see The Daily Mail story generator...........
Japanese candy conjoined with fair trade swan curated in a wheelie bin.
Plate, serve it on a plate!!
[i]Craft salted caramel harmonised with cold-brewed pickled onion presented in a vintage dog bowl.[/i]
Mine doesn't actually sound too bad..! 🙂
Salvaged kale in conjunction with thrice griddled tomato exhibited on a minature staircase with a chutney cupboard
Chutney cupboard, I'm in!
My only disappointment is that nothing has been drizzled with the tears of a baby seal
Chutney cupboard, I'm in!
You've just admitted to being in the chutney cupboard. Bravo. However, in this day and age, coming out really isn't such a big thing.
chutney cupboard is now my favourite new euphemism
Instagrammed burger alongside home-brewed blackcurrant jous laid out on a salvaged plank.
I actually want this for lunch today.