I can't seem to get this stain out of my carpet...
Was [b][i]aRRRGGGHH! gaaaaghhh[/i][/b] the sound of you making a stain on the carpet ?
people will reply to any old shit eh.
Get dark brown carpets. Shit don't show up then.
... or just stop murdering prostitutes in your living room.
b&q rug doctor ftw
or bleach followed by warm battery acid
warm battery acid
What's the best way to warm it up - wack the battery in the microwave for about 30 seconds ?
Yeah go on try it.
Stupid idiot.... 😡
Stupid idiot
😕 Why ....can you think of a better way to warm it up ?
What's that emoticon suppose to be btw.....a constipated chinaman ?
Yeah, stick it on a radiator for a bit. Not put it in a microwave you daft twit.
Racist.
Someone buy talkemada an irony detector, stat.
You'd have to explain to him what that is, first...
Racist.
Why am a racist ffs ?
[b][i]You[/i][/b] are the one who said on another thread that I looked like Idi Amin.
And I hadn't [i]even realised[/i] that I was black - until you pointed it out 😐
Stupid irriot 😡
Irony? Isn't that a bit like Goldy or Bronzy, but made of Iron?
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Ernie; you do look like Idi Amin.
[i]In a spiritual sense.[/i]
ernie, the best way to warm up the acid is in an old coke can that you then immerse in a chip pan
only takes a minute or so
in an old coke can
😕 pouring it out of a battery into an old coke can doesn't like a very "safe" thing to do.
I think you need to look at your 'method statement' again fella 💡