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If I was a total ****t the ****t inside would be Alex Epstein

Fixed that for him

Liz liz liz even in her flannel tracksuit

Alex reckons anybody over 65 should be dead by now

LOL at the recording studio!

Fed up of filthy octopus porn? Octiclean is was you need!

Hasta la vista, Alex

Haha, that octopus costume is pure comedy!

Hmm. Advert based on 'man outwitted by gravy' storyline. That'll sell......

i like the spare hands for that other 'job' pitch

This is staggeringly inept. How were this people ever employed by anyone!!

Nick's 'midnight movie DVDs'? 😯

The very luscious Liz is safe 😉

Alex reminds me of a supermarket manager, but not a good one, a crap one who thinks he's fair and honest. But is just a ****t.

That's a serious looking rock on Liz's finger...I think the ST posse may have competition for her affections

alex is outta there

Dara should check this thread before going on air at 2200.

Idv - that is possibly the funniest thing I have ever read on here.

I wasn't looking at her finger

One that got away???

Well no shock there then!!

this is going to be awkward, with dara

Liz liz liz even in her flannel tracksuit

Especially in her flannel tracksuit.

you'd fit two in there

Not got much back though

The lady in the octi-whatever advert was pretty damn fine 😀

prize knob, even on the after show...will anyone employ him?

i think he's a bit unstable

Is he David Brent disguised as a mole?

I do think this series should be the last. Has Lord Sugar not got anything better to do?

[i]Why[/i] didn't he take Laura into the boardroom with him?

I lost interest in it a while ago, but it does look great in HD when they have those high up shots looking over London.

I kind of agree c-g it's getting dated and becoming a parody of it's self, the tasks are recycled each year but it does make good telly. Suppose while ratings keep high Lord S will keep firing. I think Nicks funny, got a sharp wit I would like to see him present some kind of program.

Yeah, Nick's cool. 8) Do miss Margaret though with her insight, Karen's pretty frosty and characterless.

I've said it before, but you really shouldn't watch this utter shite
one positive thing is that he seems to be getting shot of the most annoying tards, rather than keeping them in for 'entertainment' value

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Is he David Brent disguised as a mole?

He is David Brent.

Karens out her depth

I've said it before, but you really shouldn't watch this utter shite
one positive thing is that he seems to be getting shot of the most annoying tards, rather than keeping them in for 'entertainment' value

erm.. how do you know who the tards are and that he seems to be getting shot of them?

Also care to explain why it's shite?