[b]Secret Intelligence Service
Target Elimination Specialist[/b][b]Job description[/b]
From time to time the UK government has a need to remove people whose continued existence poses a risk to the effective conduct of public order. So we require particularly skilled professionals who are prepared to work on a non-attributable basis to deal with these problems.
The role will involve international travel to a number of countries where individuals need to be removed.
The ideal candidate will need to have no particular distinguishing features so as to blend in and be able to take on new identities as required. They will need to be resourceful in finding ways to accomplish their missions and, in some cases, to leave foreign countries by non-conventional means. The role would suit candidates with prior military experience, particularly in the use of sniper rifles.
The job holder will receive all necessary equipment, including passports, special watches, jet packs, mini-submarines and a Walther PPK.
This role is particularly appropriate for those who like their martinis shaken and not stirred.
To apply for this role, please express your interest somewhere in the vicinity of the large and rather fake-looking rock in Regent's Park.
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The role will involve international travel to a number of countries where individuals need to be removed.
Flashy?
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The role will involve international travel to a number of countries where [s]individuals[/s] staples need to be removed.
Flashy?
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stoner, you just made me laugh in the Real World™
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Sounds like someone did a "Friday afternoon parting shot" before leaving their job! 🙂
There was a similar one posted on the Reed job board many years ago, for a "Fudge packer. Do you like packing?..." etc.
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the was an actual MI6 advert in the paper t'other day - this isn't a million miles off.
They were probably alerted by folk showing interest in a job posting 😀
somewhere in the vicinity of the large and rather fake-looking rock in Regent's Park
I don't get this reference.
Shame the link was taken down, i only had the change to apply 007 times...
Looks like I'm getting the sack then! 🙁
Darnit - that sounded perfect for me! 😉