I'm looking for a flexible girl who doesn't mind my porn or biking habits.
No bubbly personalities, infact no personality full stop.
Ideally she'll have a sex drive to rival Hora's. Be great in the kitchen, love cleaning but be tolerant of mess, and have a brother who doesn't particularly care about how badly his sister is treated.
Send me a recent high-resolution picture of yourself wearing a suede jacket and I will see what I can do.
Do you want a monthly contract or PAYG?
Might be able to help you out here. 😉
Looks as though daughter is moving in with me. Thing is ... at weekends I like to party, go to nightclubs etc. Really don't want to be told to keep the noise down when I stumble back at some unearthly hour, talk about cramping my style. 🙄
She looks nothing at all like me, different in personality too. She is, however, feisty. 😯
Want to take her off my hands at weekends?
pimping your own daughter? god lord... STW really has degenerated hasn't it! 🙄 😉
Ill take her if TheSouthernYeti doesn't, do you take paypal gift?
Photos please, CG!
Pics pls... and 2nd dibs if daveagiles doesn't take her.
psychle - when kids leave home, I don't expect them to come back again! But, hey, could be onto a winner here. 😯
Guys, she doesn't ride bikes though. Will that be a problem? Daren't do pics but she's mid-20's with a figure to die for. 😀
Whoah, whoah, whoah, put your own dating ads on here boys!
Feisty works, does she like suede jackets?
...does she like suede jackets?
That's a euphemism isn't it....haha...thought you had us there...we're too sharp for you matey 🙂
Feisty works, does she like suede jackets?
Dunno but she has a pretty impressive collection of killer heels. 😉
C_G next you'll be telling me she has a great taste in music too...
DD - not that I know of I just look dreamlike in suede.
Nah, she's not into music. As I said, she's not like me at all!
not that I know of
Yeah, you keep telling us that...we'll believe you eventually 🙄
dreamlike in suede
There's a story here shirley...?
There's a story here shirley...?
Not an especially good one.
CG - If you give me your postcode I can collect Friday at 6 and return her first thing Tuesday. Normal agreement will have to be Monday, but hey it's a bank holiday and I'll take this daughter sitting responsibility seriously.
If everthing was this simple.....
My sister has recently become single. Would you like her number?
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If the answer is yes to 50% of my criteria and CG's daughter decides against being loned out to internet weirdos, yes please.
Really don't want to be told to keep the noise down when I stumble back at some unearthly hour, talk about cramping my style.
You are Eddy, your daughter is Saffy, and I claim my tenner.
loned out to internet weirdos
Love it. 🙂
jon 1973
send me a picture of her bike
OK guys, this could be a goer. Once I have her definite moving-in date, I will post up. If you could all "help out" every weekend for the next 3 months or so, that would be brilliant. 😀
It would mean I can [s]carry on having fun[/s] and not have to worry about her finding bikes/blokes/booze in the lounge. 😉
As regards "internet weirdos", that is just a nasty rumour!
#deleted on second thoughts!#
Can't help wonder what you plan to do with the girl's brother...
and have a brother who doesn't particularly care about how badly his sister is treated.
I'll take sloppy tenths, not that fussy at the moment 😳
i have a brother, dont know ow long its been for you but its quite a while for him,
sloppy tenths
Noone is having sloppy anythings on my future wife!
[b]STOP[/b] Mr Yeti - a future wife? You have been misleading me and my daughter. 😯
I've been telling her about you and she was kinda curious but you may have blown your chances now!
So ... any other takers? 😉
Does all this mean you are owning up to the "feisty" bit C_G? 😉
And was that definitely a figure to die for or a figure to die of?
Can you deliver to north west? I'll pay courier/petrol/meet within reasonable distance...
And is "figure to die for" a way of putting a positive spin on "face like a robber's dog"?
Bikingcatastophe - everyone knows I'm an attention whore/keyboard warrior. Feisty I am not, unfortunately, but not afraid to argue/stand up for myself on here. 🙄
Figure - think Dita. 😉
Shibboleth - will check!
Damn!
<quickly goes off to check that you can cancel the cancellations of mail order thai brides>
And is "figure to die for" a way of putting a positive spin on "face like a robber's dog"?
A body off Baywatch but a face off Crimewatch.