Come on, own up: http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/smelly-poo-forces-dubaibound-flight-to-turn-back-to-heathrow-10108366.html
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All I will say to Mr Sachdev is, "you smelt it, you dealt it."
He should just do the honourable thing and own up.
Could have been terror poo.
torsoinalake - Member
All I will say to Mr Sachdev is, "you smelt it, you dealt it."
Whoever said the rhyme did the crime.
Whoever said the rhyme did the crime.
And whoever said the verse did it worse! (that's a blast from my childhood!)
The incident was described as a health and safety issue quoting "liquid faecal matter"
He who protested it, foam-crested it.
I once flew back from Hong Kong with Cathay. I had a nice comfy seat in one of their newly kitted out 777s.
I spent almost all of the flight in the less comfy bog of one of their newly kitted out 777s splattergunning the place with brown rain. Not nice.
Captain Splash Shart
It was that bad, Bear. 😳
I would imagine it was extremely terrifying for the person that was sat their with their sphincter clenched shut waiting for the seatbelt signs to be turned off.Could have been terror poo.
They need to get to the bottom of this.
I would imagine it was extremely terrifying for the person that was sat their with their sphincter clenched shut waiting for the seatbelt signs to be turned off.
My experience of this was horrific.
I would imagine it was extremely terrifying for the person that was sat their with their sphincter clenched shut waiting for the seatbelt signs to be turned off.
sitting there looking uneasy and sweating probably made them look a bit dodgy too. Imagine getting up and running to the toilets only to be tackled by an air marshal thinking you were a terrorist and your 'bomb' going off in the cabin!
Was the fear that it was a dirty bomb?
Anyway, there's a reason I stock up on immodium ahead of a flight
Could have been terror poo.
The [s]shoe[/s] poo bomber? Unlikely, probably just extreme mid-air turdulence
Could he not just have opened one of the rear windows?
Or maybe the sunroof?
Nightmare - you're approaching the landing, and you need a piss, but you decide that rather than making a last minute trip to the bog, you'll hold it in till you land. The seat belt signs come on. And then the pilot announces the he has to go round and circle for a bit.
Return flight from Prague to Bristol on Easyjet. I [b][i][u]HAD[/u][/i][/b] to go before take off. Against the wishes of the trolley dollies, it was either let me go or [b][i][u]EVERYONE[/u][/i][/b] will suffer the consequences. I [s]shat[/s] sat there for the entire flight, including the 1 hour delay in landing due to fog, (it may have been the fog on the inside of the cabin), and only after everyone was off the plane and I felt confident enough to make the run for it did I emerge.
Luckily I had a bin bag in the boot of the car to sit on for the drive home. I made it 65 miles and only failed at the last hurdle as I switch the engine off after parking the car on my drive.