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[Closed] And now, the traffic news from Middlesborough....

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[url= http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10695643/Middlesborough-penis-search.html ]Delays on the A66 due to a...erm, well.....due to a .....[/url]


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 5:10 pm
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Come now Cap'n, bad taste to s**** if that's what you're doing.


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 5:14 pm
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They should check lane 3, that's where they normally are.


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 5:14 pm
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Poor fella. Wonder if it happened near St. Hilda's? A few people have had their knob temporarily disappear around there....


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 5:30 pm
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That photo is obviously faked - if that tape was anywhere near Grangetown it would have been stolen by the time the copper tried to tie it to a second tree.


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 6:38 pm
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Dicks on the road ? Who'd have thought it


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:04 pm
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The 40-year-old was discovered in a distressed way.... ๐Ÿ˜ฏ no shit.


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:25 pm
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The 40-year-old was discovered in a distressed way.... no shit.

That was my first thought ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:32 pm
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We all picked up on the same subtle understatement then....

What the heck were you googling for when you discovered that gem Flashy?


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:49 pm
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He's obviously keeping a low profile. ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 7:51 pm
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Or helping the Police with their enquiries?


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 8:34 pm
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Breaking news: Apparently there's been a tip-off

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Posted : 13/03/2014 8:36 pm
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๐Ÿ™‚ @ mctd and cg!


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 8:45 pm
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zip incident was bad enough yesterday poor 'bloke' ๐Ÿ˜ฏ images of flock of crows fighting over some tit bit on fast lane whilst police look for evidence!


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 9:10 pm
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remind me not to use the Mcdonalds on the nearby A66 for a while


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 9:15 pm
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"The 'boro Bobbitt"


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 9:17 pm
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Meanwhile someones ariving home from work with a interesting hood ornament.


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 9:37 pm
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Police are stumped


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 10:18 pm
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Middlesbrough Flash. No 'o' after the 'b'.
If I had any home-town pride left I'd knack you for that one.


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 10:53 pm