Quote of the week, already!
Safe for work - article in The Times about X Factor losers
badly packed kebab?
Too much info
Too many words for a monday morning.
I do not want to hear the expression "meaty minge" [i][b]ever again[/i][/b]. Do I make myself clear? 😕
I suspect you will be dissapointed. Wouldn't be surprised to see a bike called the 'Meaty Minge' before long.
Oops, I said 'Meaty Minge' again......
I couldn't believe my ears when I saw that.
Only mitigated slightly by the fact she was once a backing singer for Happy Mondays.
What did she have done to it?
an anagram of "mangey item" no less...
🙂
What did she have done to it?
new curtains?
You're twisting my melon man
new curtains?
Nah, probably just took the hem in a bit on the old ones.
pelmet?
The Times really is getting quite rubbish these days, isn't it?!
These days..?
Is this the new name for a schwalbe (sp?) tire, probably a big volume tire at that.
Does this mean a burns victim somewhere has new ears?
I gave up reading the article half way through but its obvious what has happened - its a nip and tuck so its nicer to lick and......
like pedigree chum - full of meaty goodness