Am I allergic to my...
 

Am I allergic to my wife?

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For the last month or two I've been waking up with a blocked nose, which has apparently been causing horrendous snoring.

MrsMC has been away for a couple of nights and I've woken up breathing fine.

I suspect it's not MrsMC herself that's the issue, but maybe an ingredient in one of the lotions and potions she uses to keep her youthful good looks.

Or is it just a coincidence?


 
Posted : 30/10/2022 12:30 pm
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Only solution


 
Posted : 30/10/2022 12:41 pm
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Funnily enough I've been suffering for the same symptoms for the last couple of nights......


 
Posted : 30/10/2022 12:44 pm
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I see what you did there @avdave2 😉

You old rascal


 
Posted : 30/10/2022 12:46 pm
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You need to rub her lotions and perfumes on your body, maybe her clothing too, see what happens.


 
Posted : 30/10/2022 12:52 pm
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Yeh, I'd not be surprised if it's the lotions and potions.

I have very sensitive nose with allergies and sinus issues and I notice that sort of thing straight away, used to be a nightmare in an office or a lift with people wearing all sorts of performs, deodorants and sprays.

My wife only uses allegedly fragrance free stuff anyway, but occasionally there'll still be something I pick up on pretty quickly due to its effects.


 
Posted : 30/10/2022 12:52 pm
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Funnily enough I’ve been suffering for the same symptoms for the last couple of nights……

She obviously has that effect on men....


 
Posted : 30/10/2022 12:55 pm
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She needs the lotion or it gets the hose.


 
Posted : 30/10/2022 1:16 pm
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New wife


 
Posted : 30/10/2022 7:18 pm
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New Patio...


 
Posted : 30/10/2022 7:19 pm
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On a more serious note I had a similar issue with an old girlfriend. She suddenly would get covered in little white blotches a day after staying the night with me (stop s****ing at the back...) that would go away after a few days. It was her mum who figured it out, the mum was allergic to Lenor washing liquid and I'd just switched to using it as it was cheap, turns out the daughter was allergic too. They'd never found it out as they never used the stuff!


 
Posted : 30/10/2022 7:29 pm
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You need to rub her lotions and perfumes on your body, maybe her clothing too, see what happens.

Restraining order and an injunction?


 
Posted : 30/10/2022 7:38 pm
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Restraining order and an injunction?

In hand....


 
Posted : 30/10/2022 8:20 pm
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Medical dictionaries suggest that snoring is linked to being overweight and getting off your face. Can't be true.


 
Posted : 30/10/2022 8:22 pm
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I was away in the summer for a few days and nbt had the best few nights sleep ever.


 
Posted : 30/10/2022 8:23 pm