You know what its like- out for a ride, watching out for midgies, etc, and the next thing you know- a crane sweeps down from nowhere and makes for your tender thighs. Pecking away like nobody's business. Digging for tubers or mistaking my thigh for a small amphibian, no doubt.
I usually find its a Common Crane, but the Siberian ones are a pest, too. When I'm in Siberia of course.
But I know what you're all thinking, and before you ask- no, its definitely not a heron! I know my gruiformes. That outstretched-neck flight mode is unique and unmistakeable.
Fortunately, there's help at hand from Aldi this Thursday for all of the many crane-bothered sufferers out there today- and only £9.99. Why not buy 2 pairs?
[url= https://www.aldi.co.uk/men%27s-crane-resistant-shorts/p/074015124784900 ]Men's Crane-Resistant shorts[/url]
haha - spotted that from the link to the bike stuff the other day
wonder if they do swan-proof arm warmers ?