[Closed] A man walks...

Doctor , doctor my arm pits smell like coconuts....

Doctor (In a scottish accent) Aye .... Their BOUNTY...

you're a bastard. I'm a bastard. santa is a bastard. That bloke over there is a bastard, and strangely. they all smell of coconuts.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman says "why the long face?"

i don't get loddrik's joke 🙁

I don't get Loddrik, Stanfree OR Kevevs's jokes. 😳

How can you make a •••• •••• a woman?

•••• in her ••••

Man walks into a bar and says 'ouch'.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman says "why the long face?"

..... and the horse says "excuse me?" and the barmans say "why the long face, ha ha!"

The horse says "Theres no need to be so rude, I come in here after a long day at work to meet my friends and drink cocktails and gossip and I've hardly stepped inside the bar when you insult me. I'm going to call my friends and tell them drinks are off, we won't come here again."

The barman say "I'm so sorry, I don't know what came over me, I just blurted it out, that was very rude, you must be very upset, but please don't go. We value yours and your friends custom very much. Listen, lets start over again, pretend this never happened, go outside and come back in again and we'll start afresh"

So the horse goes outside

A horse walks into a bar

*Clang*

"Ouch"

"Sorry" says the horse, "I'll try that again"

Horse exits

A horse walks into a bar

and the barman says "Why the lon..... er good evening, welcome to our humble establishment, my names Steve, I'll be your host for this evening and who might you be madam"

and the horse says "I'm Sarah Jessica Parker, can I have a Cosmopolitan"

We used to say Ive parked my van outside, nothing funny about it at all, used it to try and get people to laugh and then ask them what is funny. Bit cruel really 😳

Chuckles at maccruiskeen

An englishman, scotsman, and welshman walk into a bar, the barman says

"Is this some sort of joke?"

A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog on his head. The doctor, a little taken aback, asks 'What happened here?'
Bashfully the frog replies 'Well, it started out as a spot on my ar*e...'

A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle, now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard
Bone digger, bone digger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away my well-lit door
Mr. Beer Belly, Beer Belly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al

A man walks down the street
He says why am I short of attention
Got a short little span of attention
And, whoa, my nights are so long
Where's my wife and family
What if I die here
Who'll be my role model
Now that my role model is
Gone, gone
He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along, along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al

Call me Al

A man walks down the street
It's a street in a strange world
Maybe it's the third world
Maybe it's his first time around
Doesn't speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man
He is surrounded by the
Sound, sound
Cattle in the marketplace
Scatterlings and orphanages
He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
He says Amen! and Hallelujah

i dont get yunki's joke 🙂

There's a Black feller....

😆

Q. What did the inflatable teacher say to the inflatable boy who took a drawing pin into the inflatable school?

A. You've let me down, you've let yourself down, you've let the whole school down....